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this is the funniest tweet i’ve seen in months bye

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That was my baby sister's first big rollercoaster and she passed out on lmaoo

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Please follow Rachie’s Ratirement Home on Facebook

Their best and worst rat of the week feature alone is enough to make it worth it

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Me when I realize that I'm already feeling the effects before I've even graduated highschool and that there's a chance that it will continue to progress to the point of disability

Me when the crushing realization that I've been diagnosed with a chronic illness that will progress over time hits me

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Me when the crushing realization that I've been diagnosed with a chronic illness that will progress over time hits me

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Hi I'm from Indiana and I pronounce all those words the same (short u sound)

just to fuel the discourse reblog this with where you’re from and whether you pronounce “twenty” so it rhymes with “funny” or “plenty” (in other words, with a short u sound and silent t or a short e sound and pronounced t). 

i’ll start: usa/california/”funny”

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Thought you’d get a kick out of this. Source

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Do you think Jesus ever got many carpenter requests after he started preaching? Like did anyone ever go up to him and be like; "My Lord! My Lord!" And the disciples are all: "The Master won't do anymore miracles today." But obviously Jesus is like; "Yes, my child?" And they just ask what his basic rate is to fix their door.

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john who went to an urgent care because hes had a bad cough for a couple weeks: whats wrong

the doc that just got his xray back: you... uh.... two of your ribs.... theyre uh. not there...?

john: oh yeah

the doc:

john: its on purpose.

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i have an image i made last night while Not Sober that’s technically accurate but it mentions 9/11 so i will show it to you but you’re not allowed to get mad at me if you think it’s insensitive for mentioning 9/11

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Best Movie of the last decade

Was Barbie: The Princess and the Pauper made within the last decade? No. Is it still the best fucking movie of the last ten years? Of course my dude.

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why they all look like the potion seller meme. oblivion npc looking ass. their faces are fucking me up are these guys amish

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ITS HERE