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Lauren: *mumbling in Latin*

Kieran: Listen, for the last time, I'm not a demon and you can’t exorcise me

Lauren, crossing off her list: Well, it was worth a try

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Kym: I just finished my lesson

Kym: It’s cold

Kym: And dark

Kym: And they left me-

Will, calling Kym: Hey, do you want me to pick you up?

Kym: Nah, I'm good

Kym: -left me to die here

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Kym: Words ending in “-ie” are so cute! Like “cutie”, “sweetie”, “cookie”-

Lukas: “Die”

Kym: 

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Kym: Holà! Como estas?

Spanish guy: *speaks mad fast Spanish*

Kym: Dude, chill! Dora didn’t teach me that

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Will: Are you high?

Kym: What?

Will: High

Kym: Hello

Will:

Kym: :)

Kym: How are you this fine morning?

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Kym: If you ever disrespect me again, I'll eat your shower curtain

Will: They’re...glass doors

Kym: Well, crunchity munchity then! You think that will stop me?

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Kym: Yoink is the opposite of yeet

Kieran: But it’s just as fast

Kym: The Lord yeetith and the Lord yoinkith away

Will: I think I'm having a stroke- 

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Kym: FOUR MONTHS

Lauren: What is she going on about?

Will: I don’t think it’s that bi-

Kym: IT TOOK YOU FOUR MONTHS TO TELL ME I WAS WATERING A FAKE PLANT

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The warmth in snow - The warmth in snow (on Wattpad) https://my.w.tt/a2zLfWuQh9 Chelsea Moore, 17, is a normal teenage girl. She's smart, talented and pretty (although she thinks otherwise). Sydney Maddox, 17, is a normal teenage girl too. She's witty, bold and according to Chelsea, beautiful in every way possible. Sydney is Chelsea's best friend, and first love. But being true to yourself and showing the world who you really are isn't easy. Especially when there are people who may isolate you upon learning your true identity. Can Chelsea and Sydney ever understand their true feelings and accept them? And can others accept them too? Join them in this short story filled with love, pain and snow!!

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Kieran: Alright, so you and I are married.

Lauren: We are not married.

Kieran: Relax, it’s just pretend.

Lauren: I don’t wanna pretend.

Kieran, smirking: Scared you'll like it?

Lauren: Okay, if we’re married, I want a divorce.

Will: Are you two like this all the time?

Lukas, crushing the pen in his hand: Yes, they are. They just won't shut up.

Everyone else:

Lukas: *looks murderous* 

Lauren [to Kieran]: Okay, we’re married, let’s go-

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Kieran: I’m gonna play a song for you right now.

Kieran: It’s called “my life so far”

Kieran: *takes a deep breath, bangs the cymbal*

Kieran, high-pitched: AAAAAAAAAAAAH

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Kieran: Let me see what you have.

Kym: A knife!

Kieran: Okay, have fu-

Will: NO

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Kym: HYDRATE OR DIE-DRATE!!!

Kym: *aggressively throws water bottles*

Will: Uhh...

Lauren: She’s trying to yell mental health and wellbeing into us.

Kym: I APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU!!!

Kieran, crying: It’s working-

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Kym: It’s really muggy out today.

Will: Kym, if I go out and all our mugs are on our front lawn, I'm going to kill you.

Kym: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Kym: :)

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Kym, abandoning her paperwork: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts.

Will, used to Kym: Sure they are, Kym.

Kym: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.

Will: Okay.

Kym: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavoured cake.

Will: 

Kym, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.

Will, crying: Kym, please stop.

Kieran, fascinated: No, continue, please.

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Lauren: You know what? You’re pretty fcking annoying.

Kieran: Lmao, idc.

[Later]

Kieran: She called me pretty U^T^U

Kym: Kieran, no...

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Lauren: I can't believe we’re stuck in this room together.

Kieran, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate.

Lauren: 

Kieran:

Kieran: :)

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