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ok but the real question is
in which order did spamton marry and divorce jevil and tenna
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🤭 I'm a girl but with a little 😏 extra something 😉
Can you guess what? 🤪
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good morning to only bisexuals with an unsteady grip on time, people trapped in castles, the minotaur, people driving cars full of drugs, those unstuck in time, women who rest and relax, girl wizards, those fighting holy wars, those who cannot continue to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality, riddle-telling trains, tennis academy attendees, greek students, aliens named after cars, and convenience store women. the rest of you hi ig 😐😒
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shadow's birthday is on juneteenth therefore he is black
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"that train has no graffiti on it. put graffiti on it."
"that's not a real train unless there's graffiti."
maybe. maybe my younger brothers are redeemable. maybe.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS AD LMAO????? HELLO???? "buckle up bettercup" - The Terminator I Guess fksbfjsjfksnd
#how do i even tag this#ai generated image#uhmmm#crazy ass ad#lmao idk this just caught me way off gaurd WHY IS HE BURNING PUNCH CARDS .#“farewell punch cards” DOES BRO HATE CARDS WITH HOLES IN'EM???? WHAT IS THIS AD FOR????
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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.
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if i make any non-destructive changes to the mug, will the mug eventually revert them? if that's not the case, then if the changes i made are permanent in some way and i break the mug, will it reappear without the changes? or perhaps if i do make a destructive but intentional change, like removing the handle, will the mug reappear with the handle?
when im president of the world, everyone ever will get one of these

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haha i just remembered one time in junior year drama no one in the class stood for the pledge
and one day we had a sub and he. got. SO FUCKING MAD. bro literally started seething, yelled at us for having "no respect for this country" (which i mean, i at the very least don't lol)
i also remember one time i had him as a sub for something in middle school and he couldn't pronounce one of my classmate's names so he sighed and said "some parents need to be shot" so yeah he probably voted for trump
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it/its pronouns are the coolest thing ever btw and you should give anybody who uses them $1,700 immediately
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