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Kaeya having dirt on Diluc is funny ngl

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E X P O S E D

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It's his personal stash of [REDACTED], be not afraid

“…”

Whatever it is he’s hiding, she’s going to re-hide it in his office later.

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Hides Something in the Library

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in honor of Ritsu getting me a mini Kaeya:

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(Fatui adopt Kaeya AU) Uh. Bonding moment -Pierro

Kaeya's growing up!!! He is almost as tall as Scara now :) Currently he's 13 so Childe will appear pretty soon!

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It was raining heavily in Mondstadt on the night that Kaeya Alberich received his Vision.

(familial/not ship)

tried to animate Kaeya’s vision story bc this scene would Not leave my mind…

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Eye of the Abyss

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potential kaeya skin has me acting UNWISE

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our only hope

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- hello, birdie, why are you crying?

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ANYWAY today is a good day to remember:

Kaeya is a socialite, he grew up in a high society setting and knows how to banter/throw shade while also seeming polite to the common folk. He can also tell when someone is being Spicy with him.

He is very good at reading body language and can usually get a rough idea of how someone else is feeling or if a situation is going sour.

He can speak with Fans. Fan language is a thing and yes he can do it.

He grew up in the Winery. He can make wine, concoct alcoholic mixtures, and flat out run the business if he needed to. Hence why he also takes liberties and bartends at Angel’s Share.

He is incredibly smart, he knows how to use/manipulate other high society people as well as bribe those of lower classes.

Though he does lie, 95% of his lies are very blatantly obvious and foolish and tbh if you fall for them it’s your own fault. Inheriting an eyepatch? Come on.

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adelinde, you havent changed much

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When Kaeya is out an about, running around outside of the city, he actually loses his eyepatch rather frequently. It is not uncommon for him to tumble, fall, takes hits and be jostled around while he is fighting foes so sometimes it just flies off or the tie gets damaged and it becomes unusable.

There are also times when he’s camping and he wakes up with his eyepatch nowhere in sight due to it being swindled by some small and curious creature.

Because of this, Kaeya orders new custom eyepatches regularly so he always has spare at home and on the way.

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"Oh? I would have to see what this petty crime is before I make my decision."

“I could convince Lisa to waive the fees if you turn a blind eye to my next petty crime.”