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Really, the easiest fucking way Tumblr could improve things is make it so likes on a post contribute to something like a free blaze for people who opt into it. Makes likes worthwhile for artists of all kinds, and allows people to discover new artists, all without changing how users use the site.

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no mom i’m not getting rid of that!!!!! that’s my emotional support hoodie i’ve kept since i was 12!!!!!!!!!!!

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kandreil make a sex tape and kevin critiques andrew & neil on their performance when they decide to rewatch it together

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kinda bored, might,, idk, reread aftg for the 38 thousandth time instead of doing my work 🙃

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nathan wesninski isn't that tall

neil makes him seem enormous but to be fair he's neil's father, abuser, and neil hasn't had a good look at him since he was like 11

but his wife is maybe 5'0 and together they make a son that maxes out at 5'3?? yeah probably not a giant

so this terrifying serial killer mob boss is like,, 5'7? 5'8? just deeply average height

and if he REALLY looks like neil they should have similar body types, and we all know neil is SkinnyFit

so, basically

nathan wesninski. butcher of baltimore. right hand man of the moriyama family. terror of the east coast. twink.

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nora sakavic writing aftg

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Idea from @cryptid-neil-josten :P

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neil: "i don't swing"

andrew: "doesn't mean i wouldn't blow you"

neil: DID A FULL 180, CRAZY

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the paparazzi have successfully taken one (1) picture of neil josten and it's so blurry that nobody is even sure it's actually him

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the foxes: yeah you kind of dressed like a criminal when we first met haha

neil: are you in the right headspace to receive information that could possibly hurt you

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andrew takes off his armbands just to reveal another set of armbands tattooed underneath lmfao

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you’re in his dms and I’m picking up his cigarette and putting it in my mouth after he throws it off the side of a building. we are not the same

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kevin day… is the gordon ramsay of exy 

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Shoutout to Percy Jackson for being a kids book that straight up murdered the abusive step dad instead of doing some bullshit redemption arc where they have to forgive him