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“Well, Jesus. What did they die of?” has got to be one of the most underrated Gansey moments

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Rereading TRC is like coming home to the memory of summers long gone with the honeysuckle in full bloom, and the rope swing that rotted off years ago still swaying in the wind, and your palm stinging from scrapping it climbing a tree but you don’t mind because the sun is warm, and the water cool, and you can hear that friend you loved so hard your little heart could burst with it laughing just behind you, and you know it will never look like this again. Nothing will ever feel this much like home again, and it hurts somethin fierce.

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tell us what to fear

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now that i am a real adult i am starting to realise. media lied to me about the availability of rooftops to go hang out on. every day i wish i could be hanging out on a rooftop somewhere looking cool as fuck

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soft healing urges to blossom your heart and flower your soul <3

credits: @ hopehealingarts on instagram!

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I feel bad about my body a lot but sometimes I remember that I have the same body type as Aphrodite so maybe it’s okay.

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Back when I used to walk around my college in a corduroy blazer and slacks I didn't call it "dark academia" I called it "professor drag" and the purpose was to smoothly walk into parts of campus I wasn't supposed to access

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Solar eclipse shadows

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Someone captured the solar eclipse on an airplane

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ITS ECLIPSE DAY!!

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Okay listen to me. We’re in the kitchen, the stove is on. Sitting over the fire is a thin shallow pan. I’m making crepes, with ham and spinach. It’s a homemade recipe. Stay with me now. Music is playing. You’re dancing. I’m singing into the spatula. We have crepes and music and we are laughing. Do you get it?

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Punk Academia

Dark circles under the eyes

Coffee/energy drinks 24/7

Stress

Doodles

"Yeah, you can copy my notes, no problem. What? You can understand my handwriting? Well, that's a you problem"

Debates on class

Corrects the professor

Slam poetry

Critizes the educational system (with extremely valid points)

Homework?

Controversial essays/debates

Probably a communist/socialist/anarquist

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I made boba.

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the thing is you are going to get older and you are going to die. you don't have unlimited time on earth. you have to spend all your time on your phone now

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I’ve been doing a lot of eclipse training (for work) and everything goes silent during an eclipse (birds stop singing, bugs stop chirping) and it’s genuinely gonna be so haunting I cannot even imagine it

Not to tell anyone in a horror story what to do, but:

Forests are normally loud.

They're full of life. There's endless animals that live there. They make noises. Lots of them.

If you ever are in a forest and it's quiet, that's not right. That means something is very wrong. You should probably either be similarly quiet until you can figure out what's going on, or you should get out of there very quickly.