crys-sp
crys-sp
Impératrice Jambon-Beurre
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30 ; she/her ; french ; fandom : MANY THINGS ; ⚠️ might reblog nsfw stuff 🔞
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crys-sp · 12 hours ago
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somewhere out there right now is a kid with curly hair being raised by people who have wavy hair at best and those people are giving them 2-in-1 shampoo and conditioner and telling them to dry brush it. and that kid is gonna spend all of middle school and high school hating their hair and moping over the flat iron. they're being told right now that if they don't dry-brush their curl pattern into oblivion every morning it means they're unkempt and gross even though they naturally have the kind of ringlets that a thousand bridezillas would commit horrible murders for every june. it's happening right now it's an absolute epidemic and a tragedy every time
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crys-sp · 19 hours ago
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your teens are for learning how to rp and your twenties are for the trial and error of rping around a rotating door of some of the most bugfuck unstable people you have ever met and your thirties are for finding contentment rping with somewhere between three and ten people who all came out of it stronger together 🙏
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crys-sp · 2 days ago
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reasons why i relate to tav, the main character from baldurs gate 3:
shouldn’t have wished to live in more interesting times.
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crys-sp · 3 days ago
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thinking ponderously about the scene in love, theodosia where she cries so hard about getting married she falls face first into some mud and hamilton finds her and gives her a fatass cup of liquor and then comforts her by coming out and implying he had explosive sex with her father
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crys-sp · 6 days ago
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me watching my mom buying me a bracelet from amber for “health purposes”: yk I appreciate the gesture but I’d rather you pay for my visit to a psychiatrist
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crys-sp · 6 days ago
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My biggest tip for fanfic writers is this: if you get a character's mannerisms and speech pattern down, you can make them do pretty much whatever you want and it'll feel in character.
Logic: Characters, just like real people, are mallable. There is typically very little that's so truly, heinously out of character that you absolutely cannot make it work under any circumstance. In addition, most fans are also willing to accept characterization stretches if it makes the fic work. Yeah, we all know the villain and the hero wouldn't cuddle for warmth in canon. But if they did do that, how would they do it?
What counts is often not so much 'would the character do this?' and more 'if the character did do this, how would they do it?' If you get 'how' part right, your readers will probably be willing to buy the rest, because it will still feel like their favourite character. But if it doesn't feel like the character anymore, why are they even reading the fic?
Worry less about whether a character would do something, and more about how they'd sound while doing it.
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crys-sp · 6 days ago
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crys-sp · 6 days ago
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“I’m much happier at 53 than I was at 23.” (x)
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crys-sp · 6 days ago
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crys-sp · 6 days ago
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crys-sp · 9 days ago
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*Puts brief case down on the table and takes off glasses very seriously* “So about that AU we discussed that one time.”
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crys-sp · 10 days ago
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watch out
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crys-sp · 11 days ago
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I made a small character sheet for my beloved OC Mira, whose story has been with me for a long time and is deeply rooted. I also gathered some older drawings of her — you might notice her ears look a bit different there, but I think we've all agreed by now that round ears are just silly, right?
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crys-sp · 11 days ago
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at the insane stage of character obsession where i start getting the urge to post pngs of them every five seconds like im showing ppl a picture of my stupid ass boyfriend that nobody likes but me
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crys-sp · 11 days ago
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When he looks upon you with that look of longing and hate <3
(the longing to break some bones)
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crys-sp · 11 days ago
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tonys 🥺🥺🥺🥺
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i lowkey like the sketch better so here…
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yippe e
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crys-sp · 13 days ago
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what was your almost name? mine was sofia
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