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i miss drawing him right one is transparent

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“ Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. ” - Moriarty

“Amen, mon ami. Amen. They say power should never fall on the wrong hands, but were else if not in our metaphorically grubby claws?… Wisest thing I have heard you say in a while, too.” @lcpdog

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this blog’s theme is officially less basic now whoo

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Would you ever wanna RP with an artsy lil mime?

sure thing! sadly my activity in this blog nowadays is sporadic at best, but we can try ‘o’ no guarantees though!

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Awww, poor little mortals have to work their bums off to feed a seemingly bottomless pit up in the sky! Fail to meet its demands and you go through a fate worse than death. Fun stuff, as they say, no? I’d wish you luck, but I’m having far too much fun watching from the sidelines. All I can say is, I hope you enjoy smelling like fish.

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              A small portion of some of my favourite quotes from classic literature. Feel free to change and adjust them to your needs!

“ I have been bent and broken, but - I hope - into a better shape. ” “ Don’t cry, I’m sorry to have deceived you so much, but that’s how life is. ” “ I am fearless, and therefore powerful. ” “ Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women? ” “ Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know ” “ Unless he is suffering, how can you be sure that he is obeying your will and not his own? ” “ I have great faith in fools - self-confidence my friends will call it. ” “ Do you know where the wicked go after death? ” “ Actually that’s my secret — I can’t even talk about you to anybody because I don’t want any more people to know how wonderful you are. ” “ Will you love me in December as you do in May? ” “ Hell is empty and all the devils are here! ” “ Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear. ” “ You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you. ” “ I have gone to the forest. ” “ I got you to look after me, and you got me to look after you, and that’s why. ” “ One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. ” “ Experience is merely the name men gave to their mistakes. ” “ If you want to keep a secret, you must also hide it from yourself. ” “ The truth is rarely pure and never simple. ” “ Power is in inflicting pain and humiliation. ” “ Some are born great, others achieve greatness. ” “ I didn’t mean no harm. ” “ My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know? ” “ If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear! ” “ And now that you don’t have to be perfect, you can be good. ” “ I want to ruin you ” “ What is hell? I maintain that it is the suffering of being unable to love. ” “ To die laughing must be the most glorious of all glorious deaths! ” “ If I knew myself, I’d run away. ”

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aaaaaaaaaa your shadow Warly gives me life-

thank youuuu, thank you!! i’m glad he does! ‘v’

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Can you make my muse blush?

Betcha you can’t.

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                                                          Aɴᴅ                                                        Nᴏ Oɴᴇ                                               Wᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ A Cʀᴏᴡɴ                                                         Cᴏᴍᴇs                                                   Iɴ Tʜᴇ Nᴀᴍᴇ ᴏꜰ                                                         Pᴇᴀᴄᴇ

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THERE ARE SNAKES IN THE TREES! I REPEAT, WHY ARE THERE SNAKES IN THE TREES!?!?!

Because you chopped off their vines I guess, I don’t know. You can stop yelling now – some people here are trying to concentrate.

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Well, aren’t we a delightful bunch of comedians.

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SQUEEEEEEEEEK

Great. Just the thing I needed.Where’s the broom- do we even have one?

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Now if I didn’t know any better, I’d say I just saw a rat in my kitchen...

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i wanted to compare their shapes and sizes and whatnot

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Is your hair as soft as it looks?

I’d say so. Few are allowed to touch it, however – great care goes into it and I’d rather not have mortal germs contaminate it.

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Character Aesthetic - 60/??

Chef [the Chef]

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