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dont worry ladies its all gonna be alright when we turn 32!!!
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Tumblr did not “Goncharov” Poob. Poob is Glupp Shittoing Tubi/Pluto/Roku Channel/Hulu/etc.
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i will raise my children traditionally
the oldest will have a ruinous military career and develop a tendency to recklessness, alcoholism and anger management issues the middle one will be a brilliant student with strong atheist inclinations and casual demonic hallucinations the youngest will be an angel prone to hysteria turned tsaricide by circumstances
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oh no. it's the beginning of the end. my younger sibling is really the one who keeps my grounded and in touch. au courant. but they're now in their late 20s and I asked them today what "gyatt" means, and they responded, exasperated, "oh I don't know, that word has managed to slip by me"
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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FYI, whilst "habemus pappam" which is said when the Pope is elected is usually translated as "we have a Pope", it's literal meaning is "we have a daddy"
Which could mean anything
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hóé is dit moontlik ! ek is so te sê elke dag op hierdie helblad, maar sodra dit moedertaaldag is dan's ek skielik besig en maak byna die heel dag nie die toep oop nie
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Do you know all the words to your country’s national anthem?
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#christ alive it took me so many tries to parse what was written here#and for some reason I insisted on reading the top one before moving on to the bottom one which would've been helpful context#1x 10.000 person march vs 10x 1.000 person march#using the x symbol (or better yet the ×) for quantities is so much clearer#perhaps it's just bc I'm so used to doing invoices but that should really be a convention amongst the general populace#typography
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The lovers... the dreamers... and me 🌈
#avatar the last airbender live action but with the muppets#the image here evoking either kermit as a swamp bender or member of the secret tunnel band
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The tribes of Tumblr appeared to worship Apollo as their primary patron deity, most often under the epithet Apollo Spairahemon ("Apollo the Ball-Thrower") as a god of prophecy and sport. His name was typically invoked to celebrate a user blessed with uncommon prescience. Moments of prophecy were considered highly sacred and were often recorded, and such texts are sometimes accompanied by an artistic depiction of the god — either his traditional masculine image or, unusually, in the form of a young woman, which appears to have been an earlier style before a conservative shift toward more conventional iconography — preparing to cast a round rubber ball that our scholars believe was used in the sport known as "dodge ball". Much as other cults regarded his arrows as bringers of disease and health, this community believed that being struck by this ball would bestow prophetic visions.
Some icons are reproduced below:

An earlier depiction (c. 2020) of Apollo as a girl clad in a simple tunic and playing with other children. Figures are smiling and the image is brightly colored, indicating a celebratory outlook toward knowledge of the future.
A later piece (c. 2022) that resembles the traditional appearance of Apollo. References to childhood and play are omitted, and the god carries a more frightening aspect; perhaps this icon represented grim omens rather than good tidings.
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🍋 words that sound like "lemon" 🍋









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Can you explain the part of Egyptian religion that dealt with the partition of the soul. I never understood that
The tricky ones are Ka and Ba.
Ka is often described as your personality, but it's almost like a spiritual application of the concept of difference. It's the part of You that contains identity, and allows you to be distinct.
Ba is the vital essence, the juice that makes you alive rather than dead. Run out of Ba, and you're dead.
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Explaining to my Australian ex that ice cream trucks are in fact real and not made up for television.
#haven't seen one in years#but yes growing up I remember them#south africa#they always played the same song too : music box dancer by Frank Mills (just the piano part)
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