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guys i know we all thirst over mattheo (me included) but cocky older brother matty has me reeling i love him he’s so funny

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god i love taylor album release nights

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how track 4 is supposed to be the calm before the storm: a rant

(and how they never quite seem to give us the emotional break we need)

(under cut)

Debut: we kicked it off with A Place In This World. by this point there wasn’t really a track 5 thing, so track 4 could be emotional. honestly APITW can seem a bit random, but i love it so much

Fearless: Hey Stephen is a chill, sweet love song. gotta love that hopeless romanticism “why aren’t you here” lmao taylor love i feel you

Speak Now: literally the title track lol, really fun, upbeat song, go crash that wedding my love

Red: IKYWT has no business being before all too well. great song for screaming, but doesn’t hit as hard as ATW or the other sadder breakup songs. also got popular which for me at least takes away appeal

1989: again, OOTW is great for screaming to ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET ARE WE OUT OF THE WOODS YET also devastating bridge 13 stars

reputation: Don’t Blame Me is an absolutely banger which will never get old and hits way too hard to come before a track 5 (are we seeing a pattern yet folks)

Lover: The Man yes chill feminism you go bestie oop she dropped the only swear in lover

folklore: exile hits WAYYY too hard to be a track 4 who does she think she is putting this right before my tears ricochet girly give us a break

evermore: again, tis the damn season is emotionally devastating and so poetic. cannot deal with this right before tolerate it.

Midnights: Snow On The Beach is chill ok i’ll give her this one

TTPD: Down Bad is soooo powerful literally died when i heard this one, has no right being a track 4, has no right to be before so long london

in conclusion track 4 is building up the pain and tension before track 5 to prepare us

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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You look like Stevie Nicks

In ‘75 the hair and the lips

Crowd goes wild at her fingertips

half moonshine a full eclipse

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Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

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anyway here's all the clean/alternative lyrics compared to the original lyrics on ttpd:

the tortured poets department explicit: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-fucking-body clean: who's gonna hold you like me? / nobody / no-o-body

down bad explicit: everything comes out, teenage petulance / fuck it if i can't have him clean: everything comes out, teenage petulance / [gasp] what if i can't have him? explicit: 'cause fuck it i was in love clean: 'cause what if i was in love?

but daddy i love him explicit: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this bitchin' and moanin' clean: i'd rather burn my whole life down / than listen to one more second of all this gripin' and moanin' explicit: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but fuck 'em, it's over clean: all the wine moms are still holdin' out, but... it's over

florida!!! explicit: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the shitstorm back in Texas clean: so you pack your life away just to wait out / the firestorm back in Texas explicit: at least the dolls are beautiful, fuck me up, Florida clean: at least the dolls are beautiful, f-- me up, Florida explicit: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / go on, fuck me up clean: can I use you up? / Florida / is one hell of a drug / Florida / can i use you up?

loml explicit: you shit-talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles clean: you talked me under the table / talkin' rings and talkin' cradles

i can do it with a broken heart explicit: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle my shit clean: 'cause i'm a real tough kid / i can handle it explicit: lights, camera, bitch, smile clean: lights, camera, and smile

the smallest man who ever lived explicit: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the fuck was that guy? clean: in your Jehovah's Witness suit / who the hell was that guy?

the black dog explicit: and i hope it's shitty in the black dog clean: and i hope you miss me in the black dog

thanK you aIMee explicit: screamed, "fuck you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing clean: screamed, "f--k you, Aimee" to the night sky as the blood was gushing

cassandra explicit: when it's "burn the bitch," they're shrieking clean: when it's "burn the witch," they're shrieking

the bolter explicit: ended with the slam of a door / then he'll call her a whore clean: ended with the slam of a door / then she'll call him a bore explicit: all her fuckin' lives / flashed before her eyes clean: all her many lives / flashed before her eyes

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The Red Tour

April 26, 2013 - Indianapolis, Indiana

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the prophecy - taylor swift

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i was so fucking sad when i was 14 and now when i fold my laundry or see a pool of moonlight on the floor of my bedroom i know that miracles exist. i see love in everything. love sees everything in me too

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Give me morally gray!Mattheo Riddle

Give me Mattheo Riddle who never wants to be like his father but won't hesitate to kill anyone that tries to hurt the people he loves

Give me Mattheo Riddle who knows he'll never be the good guy and doesn't see the worth in trying to be something he's not

Give me Mattheo Riddle that hurts people and doesn't care because in his mind they deserve it, but he would never dare put his hands on anyone he deems innocent.

Give Mattheo Riddle who is absolutely enamored by the dark arts

Give me Mattheo Riddle who is a little bit too much like his father, because no matter what Mattheo does, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Give me Mattheo Riddle who is morally gray and maybe just a tiny bit not sane, but is the most caring person to ever exist when it comes to the people he loves.

Guys, we can't forget he's his father's son and I'LL SAY IT AGAIN the apple doesn't fall far from the tree—especially when it comes to the Riddle men 😩

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He’s so Salvatore.

Like oh my god.

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"We cannot have a baby."

"Why not?"

"Because—"

"There is no reason for us to not have a baby, princess." Mattheo interrupted you, his lips curling up in a cheeky smile. Glaring at your husband, you huffed in annoyance, and rolled off his chest and over onto your side. He frowned, wrapped his arms around your waist, and pulled you back into his loving embrace. You groaned.

You had just wanted to take a nap and then he barged in, absolutely railed you, and now you were being forced to hear him rave on and on about having babies. Honestly, you could not believe the sheer determination that your husband possessed when it came to the goal of getting you pregnant. "Mattheo—Honey, I love you, but for godsakes just let me sleep!"

"If I let you sleep will you promise to think about it?" He asked.

Completely exasperated and tired, you nodded in hope it would get him to finally shut up. "I promise to think about it." You sighed.

"Then goodnight princess, I love you." Knowing he won, Mattheo happily pressed a kiss to your forehead, and pulled the blanket over you—practically tucking you into his arms.

You were pregnant by the end of the month.

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So Long, London & lyric parallels

part 1 | part 2

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