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I PRESENT!

THE CONTESTANTS FOR WHITE GUY ENERGY SWAG 2025!

Locations

Sweden & Wisconsin

Dish

Unseasoned chicken, rice, and broccoli & a bottle of ranch

Sport

Lacrosse & Hockey

Names

Kyle & all of the -yden (brayden, aiden, you know)

Board Game

Catan & Risk

Books

Catcher in the Rye & Every Brandon Sandersons novels

Activites

Fishing & Crypto

Songs

Wonderwall (oasis) & Buddy Holly (weezer)

Tv Series

Breaking Bad & Young Sheldon

Drinks

Milk vs Monster Energy

Movies

Fight Club & Bullet Train

Phrase

"Wow there Buster" & "No more Mr Nice Guy!!!!!!"

Scenario

Buying a 55% off, flat-screen 92 inch TV & pulling up to a burger joint at 11pm, ordering a shit ton of stuff and then playing hacky sack in the parking lot

Clothing Item

Polos & Cargo Shorts

Vechicle

Cybertruck vs Electric Scooter

video game

Call of Duty & Smash Bros

I will randomize who is going against who for funsies! I picked these myself because listen the submissions made me laugh, however some were like "voting for ebba busch because she is hot" (iykyk).

And don't worry. They are arriving

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GLADOS once again proves herself CHAMPION!

But stick around folks, there's only more to come from here!

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It's me guy who thought that was fanart im so sorry my bad

It's fine, really!

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Cunty villain bracket not to scare you but the picture of Preminger you used is fanart...

Nope! It's actually a concept sketch by the character designer, Sandra Chang-Adair

This website has her portfolio on it, and we can see other Barbie concept art as well, all attributed to Mattel. While there is fanart in her portfolio, it's all attributed to her and not the copyright holder.

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BRACKETS WILL BE POSTED IN ~15 MINUTES

FINALS

I am incredibly excited to announce the final match of this Cuntiest Villain Tournament-

IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE DASHING, CUNNING, FLAMBOYANT PREMINGER! AND IN THE OTHER- YOU KNOW HER, YOU LOVE HER, OUR 2-TIME WHITE WOMAN BRACKET CHAMP, GLADOS!

Brackets will be posted this coming Friday, the 7th

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FINALS

I am incredibly excited to announce the final match of this Cuntiest Villain Tournament-

IN ONE CORNER, WE HAVE THE DASHING, CUNNING, FLAMBOYANT PREMINGER! AND IN THE OTHER- YOU KNOW HER, YOU LOVE HER, OUR 2-TIME WHITE WOMAN BRACKET CHAMP, GLADOS!

Brackets will be posted this coming Friday, the 7th

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PREMINGER WILL BE MOVING ON TO THE FINAL!

PROPAGANDA FOR DOFLAMINGO:

"The first person coming to mind when I read cuntiest villain, absolutely bastard of a man. Funniest psycho around, he's like 3m tall and can't walk like a normal person, looks like he should be at a beach party snorting coke, can't keep his tongue inside his mouth all while being a member of the Warlords of the Sea a group with arguably very strong people with questionable moralities but everyone is very sure that they despise him. Basically flirts while trying to decapitate on of these colleagues. Also is a walking tragedy who killed his father as a child, subsequently lost his beloved baby brother only to get him back years later just to kill him because his brother tried to stop him from becoming the tyrant of a kingdom. Decided to turn most of the people opposing him in aforementioned kingdom into toys, who else could do it like him?"

PROPAGANDA FOR PREMINGER:

"The edits of Preminger to various RuPaul songs or compilations of the sounds he makes live in my head rent free. To me, he is The villain. I listen to his song unironically because it just goes that hard. He's got an evil plan, he's got a banger song, he almost even marries the queen. Sure, the marriage would probably have been annulled or something if he was revealed beforehand, but can you imagine if he'd gotten that far?"

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GLADOS WILL BE MOVING ON TO THE FINAL!

Propaganda for HIM:

[I ran out LOL]

Propaganda for GLaDOS:

[none submitted]

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Propaganda for HIM:

[I ran out LOL]

Propaganda for GLaDOS:

[none submitted]

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PROPAGANDA FOR DOFLAMINGO:

"The first person coming to mind when I read cuntiest villain, absolutely bastard of a man. Funniest psycho around, he's like 3m tall and can't walk like a normal person, looks like he should be at a beach party snorting coke, can't keep his tongue inside his mouth all while being a member of the Warlords of the Sea a group with arguably very strong people with questionable moralities but everyone is very sure that they despise him. Basically flirts while trying to decapitate on of these colleagues. Also is a walking tragedy who killed his father as a child, subsequently lost his beloved baby brother only to get him back years later just to kill him because his brother tried to stop him from becoming the tyrant of a kingdom. Decided to turn most of the people opposing him in aforementioned kingdom into toys, who else could do it like him?"

PROPAGANDA FOR PREMINGER:

"The edits of Preminger to various RuPaul songs or compilations of the sounds he makes live in my head rent free. To me, he is The villain. I listen to his song unironically because it just goes that hard. He's got an evil plan, he's got a banger song, he almost even marries the queen. Sure, the marriage would probably have been annulled or something if he was revealed beforehand, but can you imagine if he'd gotten that far?"

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Propaganda for HIM:

[I ran out LOL]

Propaganda for GLaDOS:

[none submitted]

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PROPAGANDA FOR DOFLAMINGO:

"The first person coming to mind when I read cuntiest villain, absolutely bastard of a man. Funniest psycho around, he's like 3m tall and can't walk like a normal person, looks like he should be at a beach party snorting coke, can't keep his tongue inside his mouth all while being a member of the Warlords of the Sea a group with arguably very strong people with questionable moralities but everyone is very sure that they despise him. Basically flirts while trying to decapitate on of these colleagues. Also is a walking tragedy who killed his father as a child, subsequently lost his beloved baby brother only to get him back years later just to kill him because his brother tried to stop him from becoming the tyrant of a kingdom. Decided to turn most of the people opposing him in aforementioned kingdom into toys, who else could do it like him?"

PROPAGANDA FOR PREMINGER:

"The edits of Preminger to various RuPaul songs or compilations of the sounds he makes live in my head rent free. To me, he is The villain. I listen to his song unironically because it just goes that hard. He's got an evil plan, he's got a banger song, he almost even marries the queen. Sure, the marriage would probably have been annulled or something if he was revealed beforehand, but can you imagine if he'd gotten that far?"

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Brackets will be up by noon EST today

SEMIFINALS

THIS WEEK:

DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO VS PREMINGER

HIM VS GLADOS