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i made my local baseball team the foundation of my personality and turns out theyre cursed

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Everyone on the internet feral over Pedro Pascal and I'm over here wondering where the fuck did Oscar Isaac go

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OSCAR ISAAC as POE DAMERON Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens (2015) | Dir. J.J. Abrams

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Just voluntarily basing my whole mood and personality on an event I have literally zero control over.

do NOT care about sports its bad for your health

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I wish to clarify something here.

The point of this post is that I don't know how allos have all this extra free time to watch porn on multiple websites. It's a joke time management.

Not that porn is somehow a bad or shameful thing to engage in (give or take the various reasons for improvement in that particular industry which I am very much not qualified to speak on).

Thank you.

I only know one such website: PH. How tf do allosexuals even have the time to watch EIGHT different websites??? That's absolutely mental??

I mean same. By the time I go to work, figure out what I'm going to have for dinner, and watch the ballgame, I don't have time to search eight different websites. Allos, how you managing your free time? IS THERE A PLANNER?

What do you even do with that kind of variety anyway? When it comes down to it, doesn't it go out and in and out and in the same way every time?

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I also use the museum metaphor! The art is beautiful. Staggeringly beautiful. Sometimes the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. But it's not for touching.

Describing how I experience my asexuality is wild because I feel like when I talk to anyone other than my wife about it, I get looked at like im saying the moon is landing is fake or the earth is flat.

The way I experience asexuality is like looking at a gallery of all different kinds of art. The feeling of having no sexual attraction, to me, is best described as looking at a beautiful painting of a landscape. You can see the flaws in it, the brush strokes, the colors, the perspective, and the technical ability needed to make such a thing, and you suddenly feel a divine sense of awe. But you dont want to fuck the landscape painting.

Thats how it feels for me to experience no sexual attraction. Because even though I dont have sexual attraction to anyone in particular (male, female, nonbinary, etc) i can still admit when someone is beautiful.

But being asexual, as many asexuals already know, doesn't mean you're always repulsed by the act of sex. I would consider myself a sensory seeking, sex positive asexual. Which to me means that while I don't experience sexual attraction to anyone, I can still desire the sensation of sex and the closeness I'd feel with a partner. I can still desire the sensory experience and pleasure of sex without feeling sexual attraction. But I also don't need to do it in order to be happy in my life or relationships. It's just a fun little added bonus if I have a partner willing. And just because I can have sex and sometimes want it doesn't make me any less asexual than any other ace.

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Can you imagine rolling up to the ball in this? Knowing you were about to slay everyone there?

Evening dress, c. 1882 by House of Worth

Charles Frederick Worth is often referred to as the father of haute couture. The House of Worth was well known for its opulent designs.

This dress can be found in: the metropolitan museum of art

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I saw a critique of a TV show on here where the poster commented that their issues were mostly nitpicks but they "Luke things that are well written without plot holes."

And y'all. I am BEGGING. You have to let go of the idea of the idea that plot holes mean something is bad.

In fact, go ahead and let go of the idea that plot holes matter at all. You don't get good writing by reverse-engineering from Cinema Sins.

Media doesn't have to be realistic. It has to be believable. Those are NOT THE SAME.

Are the stakes believable for the themes and plot? Are the relationships between the characters believable? Do the actions of the characters support the themes and make sense in the greater world.

If yes, great. Nothing else matters! "How did they get there so quick?" BECAUSE THE PLOT NEEDS THEM TO BE THERE. "Would they really act like that if they just met?" THEY WOULD IF THEY ARE ON A TV SHOW.

A story is not a depiction of the real world. Is it a plot hole that we never see anyone use the bathroom or brush their teeth? No. THEN STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT PLOT HOLES. There are no gold stars for being smarter than the TV show.

Care about whether the show makes you care. For the love of god, climb out of the plot hole.

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10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (1999) dir. Gil Junger

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Ballet costume worn by Anna Pavlova for “The Swan”, silk and sequined cotton

believed to be worn c. 1910s-1920s

credit: Museum of London

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In the Beacon Backstage Pass for the Critical Role Liveshow in Sydney, they play a warmup game just before going on stage where they go around in a circle trying to name monsters on a rhythm.

Matt's 1st monster: Tarrasque.

Matt's 2nd monster: ICE Agent.

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there’s something so beautifully sisyphean about following a sports team. each season is a cycle of pushing a boulder up a hill, and every time you think, maybe this is the time we’ll get it to the top of the hill. we just need to keep pushing that boulder. then when it rolls down again, you think, okay, maybe this time is different. maybe if we’re sufficiently hopeful and lucky and hardworking we can push that boulder to the top of the hill. and then it rolls down again. and then you decide to keep pushing the boulder —

and it’s maddening. but it’s also kind of nice…because there’s always the next season, and there’s always the same boulder, so you start to almost feel fond of the boulder. and wouldn’t it feel amazing if you did get it to the top of the hill one day? and wasn’t it kind of fun to push the boulder, even if it was painful in real time? anyway, one must imagine sports fans happy

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rip magneto you would have loved killing elon musk

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it’s talking heads kermit friday

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My desire to have the fun of watching Critical Role in a movie theater with fellow fans, weighed with the knowledge that it's a five hour broadcast and I have work in the morning.

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This Dbacks/Blue Jays series was something else. Vlad and Lourdes ran the bases together. Two Jays outfielders left a game injured. One was down so long Diamondback Josh Naylor ran all the way out to the outfield wall to check on him (they were former teammates in Cleveland). There was a blown save on back-to-back home runs. Geno Suarez was a triple away from the cycle. Corbin Carroll might have broke his hand. Lourdes threw a ball in from the outfield that somehow hit a support pole and riccocheted into the seats. Something like 10 different batters were hit by a pitch.

I absolutely adored this too. Vlad had no business here, he was just running with his friend 🥰