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https://archiveofourown.org/works/66479752

New to Murkoff, Leland Coyle has been invited to a party to get him better acquainted with everyone. Yet, the only person whose attention he wants is that of Dr. Easterman.

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So, this is pure nonsense, but this dream has been haunting me ever since I had it and I need to tell someone. I had a dream that I was playing Outlast Trials and there was a new suburbs Trial. Basically, the entire plot of the Trial was Franco vs. Bo Burnham in a singing battle. Bo didn’t have a character model or anything, he was just green screened into the game. Franco sang a song called “Shining Bottles” and I don’t remember any of it, I think immediately repressed it upon waking. Bo sang 1985, and Franco got offended by the line about Italians and tried to beat him up. He was promptly dragged off stage kicking and screaming. Somehow this means you won the Trial, all you did was just sit and watch.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65751592

While at a party, Clyde Perry finds himself jealous of all the attention that Dr. Easterman is paying to others. He slips out for a smoke, only for the doctor to follow him.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65572243

Immediately after a Trial, Leland Coyle found himself being called to a very desperate, very touch-starved Dr. Easterman’s office.

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I had a dream recently that Red Barrels announced that in season 4 Leland Coyle and Berserker would “finally become an official couple” and everyone online got really excited. People were talking about how they always had so much chemistry and how they’ve been waiting for this. I, on the other hand, was very fucking confused and convinced myself I somehow missed several major interactions in the game.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65426452

Jeremy has been tense lately from work, so his dear friend, Richard, decided to try to help him out.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65257432

Dr. Easterman’s work continues to be interrupted by his mutt, Leland Coyle. Seemingly the only way to get anything done is to give him what he wants, but not without a little begging first.

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/65141044

Leland Coyle- proud cop, proud American. A symbol of exaggerated masculinity and a beacon of power, a real man’s man. The only thing that stops him from fitting the mold is the secret that Dr. Easterman learned his favorite officer is hiding between his legs.

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Officer resssssponding

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What a silly little guy!

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I was talking to a friend about how I’m writing a paper about prostitutes for one of my criminal justice classes. He looked at me like he was confused, and remarked that he didn’t know it was illegal to practice that religion. It was about ten minutes later when I realized he was talking about Protestants. He got Protestants mixed up with prostitutes…

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Clyde Perry fans, how do we feel about the new comic?

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Why Won’t you love me?!

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I like this cutscene for no particular reason…

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Why does Daddy Easterman want me to be hard so badly?

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These suck (?)

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I have a professor named Jemma. Accidentally called her Jerma today, and she just stared at me. As if it would somehow make the situation better I awkwardly laughed and said “What if your name was Jerma like that one guy,” and she just asked me what the fuck I was talking about. I’m now debating if I should just drop out.