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This is your annual reminder that every month MudWings have "mating night".

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This is your annual reminder that every month MudWings have "mating night".

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amazon sellers being chaotic as hell

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cricket and winter like to roleplay together as their humansonas, jennifer and kyle

ಠ_ಠ

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I've been invested in in the milk crisis

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Since SkyWings are connected to the sky I think their insides should be like cotton candy and marshmallows because there are clouds in the sky. I will now break apart a SkyWings to slurp its delicious marshmallow organs.

I perfectly understand this logic

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SeaWing flesh has the same consistency and taste as lobster. Many murders have been gotten away with in the seawing kingdom by the deceased’s body being chopped up and hidden in a sack of lobster meat.

average seawing unknowingly eats 70kg of seawing meat per year

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Turtle isn’t a furry but HE does write fanfiction for his weird friends and their characters

excuse me—do you mean to say that he takes commissions???

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Amphibious rainwings that need to be moist in water and have those gross eggs

the eggs are like tapioca pearls and I don't like that very much

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thinking about the icewing icecream post,,

icewings aren’t actually white, nor are even opaque. they’re actually just clear ice full of milk, and any coloration comes impurities or refractions from the sun

also, icewings actually love fruit, and see it as a delicacy because of how hard it is to grow in the arctic. winter just hates them because every time he sees fruit he’s reminded of the time he ended up throwing up strawberry icecream after eating one

I would love to bite the head of an IceWing off and drink the cold milk inside

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Snowfalls dad went to go get milk 2 years ago and just came back married to the milk. He loves the milk more than his own kids.

this explains a lot about snowfall

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secretly under a full moon or moons stonemover turns into a werewolf, this is why thorn fell in love with him

it's like twilight but even worse

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holy shit ur alive - jellyfish-wof

we're on jellyfish already?? What have I missed?

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WELCOME BACK!!!!! - neutral-wof

also olm

it looks like a friend.

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Welcome back, Cursed! I really thought i outlived you :/

- simp-wof

oh no, I reanimated my corpse just to have the pleasure of outliving you :)

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Title: Kinkajou's Dorito Delight

INT. JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY - COMMON AREA - DAY

The students of Jade Mountain Academy gather in the common area, engaging in various activities. KINKAJOU, a vibrant RainWing dragonet, bursts with excitement. She approaches her friends, Moonwatcher, Winter, Qibli, and Turtle, holding a bag of Doritos.

KINKAJOU

(grinning)

Hey, everyone! I've discovered the most incredible thing—Doritos! They're like crunchy, flavored rainbows!

MOONWATCHER

(amused)

Kinkajou, they're just chips. But they are quite tasty.

KINKAJOU

(excitedly)

Exactly! And I have an idea. What if we started a Dorito cult? A group dedicated to the love and appreciation of these delicious chips!

WINTER

(raising an eyebrow)

A Dorito cult? Kinkajou, that sounds... interesting.

QIBLI

(skeptical)

What would a Dorito cult even do, Kinkajou?

KINKAJOU

(enthusiastically)

We'd have Dorito tastings, recipe experiments, and Dorito-themed parties! It would be a celebration of the ultimate snack!

TURTLE

(chuckling)

Kinkajou, you never cease to surprise us with your ideas.

INT. JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY - KINKAJOU'S DORM ROOM - NIGHT

Kinkajou's dorm room is transformed into a Dorito paradise. There are Dorito-themed decorations, posters, and even a shrine dedicated to the chip. Kinkajou's friends gather around her, wearing Dorito-inspired accessories.

KINKAJOU

(raising a bag of Doritos)

Let the inaugural Dorito tasting begin!

They open the bag and take turns sampling the different flavors, discussing their preferences and sharing their thoughts.

KINKAJOU

(excitedly)

These Cool Ranch Doritos are like a flavor explosion in my mouth!

MOONWATCHER

(grinning)

I have to admit, Kinkajou, your enthusiasm is infectious. These chips are pretty amazing.

INT. JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY - COMMON AREA - DAY

Word spreads about Kinkajou's Dorito cult, and soon other dragons gather to join the fun. The common area is filled with dragons enjoying bags of Doritos, laughing, and bonding over their shared love for the snack.

KINKAJOU

(raised voice)

Welcome, fellow Dorito enthusiasts! Let us celebrate the cheesy goodness and unite under the banner of the Dorito cult!

The dragons cheer, forming a circle and raising their bags of Doritos high.

INT. JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY - KITCHEN - DAY

The Dorito cult expands its activities to the academy kitchen. Kinkajou and her friends experiment with Dorito-infused recipes, creating Dorito-crusted chicken, Dorito nachos, and even Dorito ice cream.

WINTER

(taking a bite)

I never thought I'd enjoy Doritos in so many different forms. Kinkajou, you're a culinary genius.

INT. JADE MOUNTAIN ACADEMY - OUTDOOR AMPHITHEATER - DAY

The Dorito cult hosts a grand Dorito-themed party in the outdoor amphitheater. Dragons dance, wear Dorito costumes, and participate in Dorito-themed games. The spirit of joy and camaraderie fills the air.

KINKAJOU

(beaming)

I'm so glad we started the Dorito cult. It brought us all together and made life a little more flavorful!

The dragons cheer, their scales shimmering with happiness.

FADE OUT.

Note: While forming a cult around a snack is fictional and meant for entertainment purposes, it's important to remember that real-life cults can be harmful and manipulative.

girls night idea: we sit in a circle and act this out

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to this day, deathbringer has mortifyingly vivid nightmares about a little, dragon-speaking human stabbing him in the claws and calling him murder basket. glory says that she can see the fear in his eyes when he wakes up flailing his wings and tail so much that he fell out of a hammock. one of the rainwing doctors asked him why he isn't green yet. hopefully one day the nightmares will go away. one day...