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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

*edit - the chart did not help, I'm shit at maths (see my reblog), if your height is not included please feel free to vote based on vibes alone into whichever category closest to your height feels right

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It really is 2003 again Jesus Tapdancing Christ.

Like, all Republicans did was replace Iraq and gay people with Iran and trans people.

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Plenty of folks around you like to go into a cave. They call it spelunking, but I think it's just the extension of what we all did as kids. You know, going into a dark, isolated corner, hiding from authority figures for as long as possible, living off your wits? Pretty common stuff. No? You were raised weird.

One of the most significant things we were all taught by cartoons is that caves are not a good place for cars to go. Individual people, sure, and sometimes a coyote or roadrunner that is there for plot convenience. Cartoons lied to you. Cars love to be underground, if only at one specific place: Subtropolis.

In the 1960s, some rich lunatic bought a bunch of old limestone mines. Ford Motor Company, an egalitarian company run by lunatics of all income levels, immediately saw the potential in leaving a bunch of cars nobody wanted to buy down there. There's thousands of cars in there now, and probably some kind of weird government agency doing experiments on aliens, too.

Here's what's important: Ford likes to cut corners here and there. Sometimes those corners are innocent, like "this seat feels a little grunchy," and sometimes they're more dangerous, like "if I turn my truck off too quickly after using the brakes, it will catch fire." It stands to reason that if their product is sloppy, so too will be the management of how they store it. Somewhere beneath the cursed Earth of Kansas City, abandoned and pristine 1970s shitboxes must slumber.

I guess what I'm trying to ask is, does anyone know if the weird alien-dissecting government agency is hiring? My resume can say whatever bullshit they need to. They won't even have to pay for my orientation lunch, because on the first day, I'm walking across the hallway to Ford and taking off in whatever forgotten 1977 Ranchero they've got closest to the door. Well, maybe I'll take a flying saucer apart first. I bet there's some good parts in there.

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wait i wanna know

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@importantcatpics

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international exhibition of the saluki in banská bystrica, slovakia, 2006.

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Vice President JD Vance defends the choice to bomb Iran on Meet The Press.

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pass it around

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the quote on every hetero hockey guy's mind this morning fr