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Post-Gym Workout

ryzar comes home from the gym

pairing: ryzar blazenfang x gn!reader

genre: smut

tags: masturbation (mentioned), fingerfucking, throatfucking, no actual penis-hole segs

ao3

“I’m home~ Where are you cupcake?” Ryzar called out from the front door as he untied his shoes.

Putting them aside on the shoe rack, he headed straight to the living room to look for his lover who’d usually be doing work while watching TV on the sofa. Today, however, you were nowhere to be seen. Ryzar looked in the kitchen, the bathroom, and even your home office (which is normally empty because according to you, it’s ‘cold and lonely’), but he didn’t see you. He figured you’d be in the bedroom resting up so he headed there after checking everywhere.

He opened the door with a bright smile, excited to see you again after a hard, long, exhausting day at the gym, but what welcomed him was a sight he never imagined to see. Ryzar felt his breath stop for a moment, his heart pumping fast as if he’d just finished working out, and a tent growing on his hot, gray sweatpants.

“Is this what you were doing while I was at the gym?” Ryzar exclaimed as he covered his mouth with his hand, trying to hide his reddening face.

You jump at the voice, instinctively closing your legs with the vibrator still between them, the big, wet spot on the bed doing nothing to take your boyfriend’s attention from the sight of you masturbating.

You let out a startled squeak, “Why are you back so early!?”

Ryzar dropped his hand to his sides and pouted, “Well, I missed you… and I have to stream at 8.”

You looked away from him, scrambling to get dressed, yet to no avail as Ryzar dropped his gym bag and walked towards the bed, hovering over you, making you lay down flat on the bed.

“Can I help you? Please?”

Shivers run down your whole body, Ryzar looked at you with his pouty face yet incredibly hungry eyes and you couldn’t help but wrap your arms around his neck for a passionate kiss.

His hands wandered around your body, he cupped your face to bring you closer into the kiss, deepening it. From your cheek, to your chest, and eventually between your legs. Ryzar harshly threw the vibrator to the floor and started to rub your hole with his middle finger, “Feels way better than any vibrator, rightttt~?” he asks as he shoves his finger inside you, curling it and hitting your G-spot whose location he knew all too well.

Ryzar continues to fingerfuck your hole as the two of you kissed, hungry, sloppy, and hot.

Like he wanted to devour you.

He broke off the kiss and bit your shoulder as he continued to fuck you with his hand, 3 fingers this time. A familiar pleasure built up on your stomach, “Ry… too much…” you managed to say through your moans and whimpers. Ryzar chuckles before kissing your forehead, “You want to cum, baby?” he asks and you nodded, he starts to go faster and you bit your lip to hold in your moans as he fingers you relentlessly.

“You’re tightening up, hah.. you might break my fingers by the way you squeeze them.” Ryzar teases as he curls his fingers up, “Please please please please please…” you desperately let out breathy pleas, he starts to pinch and rub your right nipple and kiss your face all over, “You can cum baby, let it all out on my fingers.”

You let out one loud moan as you orgasm, your eyes rolled at the back of your head and Ryzar smiled at the sight, “Good, good baby..” He leans in for another kiss as you feel yourself calm down and Ryzar takes his fingers out of you.

Ryzar kneels on the bed with you between his legs, you let out a small noise as ‘Thanks’ before sitting up and leveling with his chest, you look up at him. You’ve been eyeing his erection for a while now, I mean it’s hard not to, it’s so big after all.

He takes notice of this, smirking at you, “You want it?”

Giving him the puppy eyes, you nodded, “Mm.. I want to suck it, can I?”

His grin grows wider.

-

“Hah- God, how are you so good with your mouth?” Ryzar grabs a fistful of your hair and pulls you closer, making you throat his cock. You gag on it a little and he laughs cockily, “Still not used to it, cupcake?”

You look at him with teary eyes, “Aw, look at you.. you can take it though, right?” He says as he wipes your tears and continues to fuck your mouth.

“So wet and hot.. you’re gonna make me cum soon if you keep sucking like a good pet, cupcake.”

In, out, in, out. He guides your head as he continues to use your mouth, thrusting his hips occasionally, sometimes almost falling off the edge of the bed where he sat and you kneeling on the floor in front of his cock.

“Cupcake.. cupcake.. fuck-! aahh..” Ryzar groans, he moves your head faster and you suck harder while rolling your tongue around his whole cock.

He pushes your head all the way, cutting your airways off and you start to feel lightheaded.

“Cumming.. ngh..!” His hips buckle as he came down your throat, your mouth filled with warm seed and you swallow, taking his dick out of your mouth, you show him just that.

Ryzar blushes at the sight, “Cupcakeeee.. you swallowed? Good job, I’m so proud of you. You make me so happy.” He smiles at you before picking you up and sitting you down on his lap, kissing you passionately; he even tasted himself in your mouth.

“I love you, cupcake.”

You smile softly, “Love me enough to cancel stream and fuck me all night?”

Ryzar laughs, “Well I don’t know about that… I have to go meet the Ryzawrs tonight.”

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me and the gang will be reading this to cope after his graduation actually

The Cyborg’s Toilet

ever gotten curious how a cyborg goes to the bathroom? no? well, you should be.

pairing: fulgur ovid x reader

genre: smut

warnings: PISS KINK. PISS DRINKING. PISS IN MOUTH. DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.

ao3

"Do you... pee?" Millie had asked and next came the silence.

"Yes! Do you??" A reply from the cyborg, clearly weirded out by his sister's antics though it would be a lie to say he wasn't used to it.

Millie bursted out laughing, "Well I never see you go to pee in your streams!"

"Sometimes I-"

"DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE?" The witch asked again, cutting Fulgur off.

A valid, violent reaction left his mouth, "HEY!!" he yelled at Millie. Her weird thoughts are taking over again and he does NOT want to get involved further.

"wHAATT? You do, don't you?! Chat, I just found Fuuchan's secret!" She exclaimed in between fits of laughter, this conversation is highly inappropriate and yet very in-character of her.

The cyborg had been laughing so much too he had practically transformed into a kettle, seriously how does Millie come up with these discussions?

"We believe in the 3 Rs Fuuchan that's right, reduce, reuse and recycle. No need to waste water with unnecessary flushing!"

Fulgur had trouble speaking as you would if you were almost losing your breath laughing, "H.., *wheeze* HEY! I'm all for being environmentally friendly but I personally don't use a bottle- Pfft-"

"Don't believe her chat, I just send my dick flying to the bathroom while my body stays and continues on with the streams, I don't need no bottles I am a perfectly capable cyborg." Another fit of laughter erupted from the both of them and the two needed a second to calm down.

The discussion was starting to die down and they were moving on but Millie slipped in one more joke, "Noooooooo, so I was wrongggg! I was looking forward to the Fuuchan pissing in a bottle fanarts!"

"Well, you're gonna have to wait because I don't use bottles."

The talk made him think to himself, 'Yeah, that's right. I have no need of any stupid bottles when I have a perfectly good toilet right here.'

You.

Under his desk, always ready to accommodate anything his rock hard cock might need while streaming.

You, sitting there for hours with his dick in your mouth, with no complaints leaving the filled hole and is only there to serve and pleasure him.

To suck him dry after a good second of malding, to help him release tension when his cock goes hard randomly, you're there.

And he loves you, you're amazing and perfect, you never complain about your mouth being abused with his bodily fluids after every stream, no, you don't say anything.

He likes his angels quiet like that, he took you to become his cocksucker and that's what you'll be.

Oh, and how could he forget?

You're especially good as a piss bucket, always so ready for him to dump his juice into your mouth no matter the time long as his bladder felt like it. You always drank it all, and he knows damn well you enjoy doing so.

He wanted to brag about his little cockslut to Millie and the Comfydants, but he couldn't. No, not this toilet secret the two of you share, it's precious info that cannot be shared proudly with the world.

Guess you're gonna have to be secretly stuck in that position for a while, his huge cock in your mouth, under his desk, drinking anything it lets out like it's your main source of hydration.

Just like the desperate little whore you are for Fulgur and his warm piss down your throat, you'll keep staying under there, your thirst and desperation for him to fill your mouth with bodily fluids all hidden from everyone's unknowing gaze.

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Post-Gym Workout

ryzar comes home from the gym

pairing: ryzar blazenfang x gn!reader

genre: smut

tags: masturbation (mentioned), fingerfucking, throatfucking, no actual penis-hole segs

ao3

“I’m home~ Where are you cupcake?” Ryzar called out from the front door as he untied his shoes.

Putting them aside on the shoe rack, he headed straight to the living room to look for his lover who’d usually be doing work while watching TV on the sofa. Today, however, you were nowhere to be seen. Ryzar looked in the kitchen, the bathroom, and even your home office (which is normally empty because according to you, it’s ‘cold and lonely’), but he didn’t see you. He figured you’d be in the bedroom resting up so he headed there after checking everywhere.

He opened the door with a bright smile, excited to see you again after a hard, long, exhausting day at the gym, but what welcomed him was a sight he never imagined to see. Ryzar felt his breath stop for a moment, his heart pumping fast as if he’d just finished working out, and a tent growing on his hot, gray sweatpants.

“Is this what you were doing while I was at the gym?” Ryzar exclaimed as he covered his mouth with his hand, trying to hide his reddening face.

You jump at the voice, instinctively closing your legs with the vibrator still between them, the big, wet spot on the bed doing nothing to take your boyfriend’s attention from the sight of you masturbating.

You let out a startled squeak, “Why are you back so early!?”

Ryzar dropped his hand to his sides and pouted, “Well, I missed you… and I have to stream at 8.”

You looked away from him, scrambling to get dressed, yet to no avail as Ryzar dropped his gym bag and walked towards the bed, hovering over you, making you lay down flat on the bed.

“Can I help you? Please?”

Shivers run down your whole body, Ryzar looked at you with his pouty face yet incredibly hungry eyes and you couldn’t help but wrap your arms around his neck for a passionate kiss.

His hands wandered around your body, he cupped your face to bring you closer into the kiss, deepening it. From your cheek, to your chest, and eventually between your legs. Ryzar harshly threw the vibrator to the floor and started to rub your hole with his middle finger, “Feels way better than any vibrator, rightttt~?” he asks as he shoves his finger inside you, curling it and hitting your G-spot whose location he knew all too well.

Ryzar continues to fingerfuck your hole as the two of you kissed, hungry, sloppy, and hot.

Like he wanted to devour you.

He broke off the kiss and bit your shoulder as he continued to fuck you with his hand, 3 fingers this time. A familiar pleasure built up on your stomach, “Ry… too much…” you managed to say through your moans and whimpers. Ryzar chuckles before kissing your forehead, “You want to cum, baby?” he asks and you nodded, he starts to go faster and you bit your lip to hold in your moans as he fingers you relentlessly.

“You’re tightening up, hah.. you might break my fingers by the way you squeeze them.” Ryzar teases as he curls his fingers up, “Please please please please please…” you desperately let out breathy pleas, he starts to pinch and rub your right nipple and kiss your face all over, “You can cum baby, let it all out on my fingers.”

You let out one loud moan as you orgasm, your eyes rolled at the back of your head and Ryzar smiled at the sight, “Good, good baby..” He leans in for another kiss as you feel yourself calm down and Ryzar takes his fingers out of you.

Ryzar kneels on the bed with you between his legs, you let out a small noise as ‘Thanks’ before sitting up and leveling with his chest, you look up at him. You’ve been eyeing his erection for a while now, I mean it’s hard not to, it’s so big after all.

He takes notice of this, smirking at you, “You want it?”

Giving him the puppy eyes, you nodded, “Mm.. I want to suck it, can I?”

His grin grows wider.

-

“Hah- God, how are you so good with your mouth?” Ryzar grabs a fistful of your hair and pulls you closer, making you throat his cock. You gag on it a little and he laughs cockily, “Still not used to it, cupcake?”

You look at him with teary eyes, “Aw, look at you.. you can take it though, right?” He says as he wipes your tears and continues to fuck your mouth.

“So wet and hot.. you’re gonna make me cum soon if you keep sucking like a good pet, cupcake.”

In, out, in, out. He guides your head as he continues to use your mouth, thrusting his hips occasionally, sometimes almost falling off the edge of the bed where he sat and you kneeling on the floor in front of his cock.

“Cupcake.. cupcake.. fuck-! aahh..” Ryzar groans, he moves your head faster and you suck harder while rolling your tongue around his whole cock.

He pushes your head all the way, cutting your airways off and you start to feel lightheaded.

“Cumming.. ngh..!” His hips buckle as he came down your throat, your mouth filled with warm seed and you swallow, taking his dick out of your mouth, you show him just that.

Ryzar blushes at the sight, “Cupcakeeee.. you swallowed? Good job, I’m so proud of you. You make me so happy.” He smiles at you before picking you up and sitting you down on his lap, kissing you passionately; he even tasted himself in your mouth.

“I love you, cupcake.”

You smile softly, “Love me enough to cancel stream and fuck me all night?”

Ryzar laughs, “Well I don’t know about that… I have to go meet the Ryzawrs tonight.”

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The Cyborg’s Toilet

ever gotten curious how a cyborg goes to the bathroom? no? well, you should be.

pairing: fulgur ovid x reader

genre: smut

warnings: PISS KINK. PISS DRINKING. PISS IN MOUTH. DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.

ao3

"Do you... pee?" Millie had asked and next came the silence.

"Yes! Do you??" A reply from the cyborg, clearly weirded out by his sister's antics though it would be a lie to say he wasn't used to it.

Millie bursted out laughing, "Well I never see you go to pee in your streams!"

"Sometimes I-"

"DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE?" The witch asked again, cutting Fulgur off.

A valid, violent reaction left his mouth, "HEY!!" he yelled at Millie. Her weird thoughts are taking over again and he does NOT want to get involved further.

"wHAATT? You do, don't you?! Chat, I just found Fuuchan's secret!" She exclaimed in between fits of laughter, this conversation is highly inappropriate and yet very in-character of her.

The cyborg had been laughing so much too he had practically transformed into a kettle, seriously how does Millie come up with these discussions?

"We believe in the 3 Rs Fuuchan that's right, reduce, reuse and recycle. No need to waste water with unnecessary flushing!"

Fulgur had trouble speaking as you would if you were almost losing your breath laughing, "H.., *wheeze* HEY! I'm all for being environmentally friendly but I personally don't use a bottle- Pfft-"

"Don't believe her chat, I just send my dick flying to the bathroom while my body stays and continues on with the streams, I don't need no bottles I am a perfectly capable cyborg." Another fit of laughter erupted from the both of them and the two needed a second to calm down.

The discussion was starting to die down and they were moving on but Millie slipped in one more joke, "Noooooooo, so I was wrongggg! I was looking forward to the Fuuchan pissing in a bottle fanarts!"

"Well, you're gonna have to wait because I don't use bottles."

The talk made him think to himself, 'Yeah, that's right. I have no need of any stupid bottles when I have a perfectly good toilet right here.'

You.

Under his desk, always ready to accommodate anything his rock hard cock might need while streaming.

You, sitting there for hours with his dick in your mouth, with no complaints leaving the filled hole and is only there to serve and pleasure him.

To suck him dry after a good second of malding, to help him release tension when his cock goes hard randomly, you're there.

And he loves you, you're amazing and perfect, you never complain about your mouth being abused with his bodily fluids after every stream, no, you don't say anything.

He likes his angels quiet like that, he took you to become his cocksucker and that's what you'll be.

Oh, and how could he forget?

You're especially good as a piss bucket, always so ready for him to dump his juice into your mouth no matter the time long as his bladder felt like it. You always drank it all, and he knows damn well you enjoy doing so.

He wanted to brag about his little cockslut to Millie and the Comfydants, but he couldn't. No, not this toilet secret the two of you share, it's precious info that cannot be shared proudly with the world.

Guess you're gonna have to be secretly stuck in that position for a while, his huge cock in your mouth, under his desk, drinking anything it lets out like it's your main source of hydration.

Just like the desperate little whore you are for Fulgur and his warm piss down your throat, you'll keep staying under there, your thirst and desperation for him to fill your mouth with bodily fluids all hidden from everyone's unknowing gaze.

[cybussy]

I forgot I only ever sent this in the discord server, I think this deserves to see the light of day in my blog

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that heat stroke trend from twitter with some guys 😵‍💫

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soda tabs

tiktok sucks, but where else can you get useless knowledge about getting a kiss from a drink?

pairing: zoro x sanji / zosan (one piece)

genre: fluff, high school au

warnings: sexual innuendos but nothing explicit

sanji cracked open a cold one, except it was cola and not beer. he popped the can open and pulled out the soda tab, suddenly remembering that one video he saw online about these things having meanings.

looking over to zoro, his lover (ew), who was currently skipping class with him in the school rooftop because they're the cool kids, he decided he'll play this little game that comes with soda tabs.

"hey zoro, i have a gift for you." sanji called out.

turning around to see his boyfriend wearing a huge grin on his face, zoro replied "huh?? what is it??"

"here. it's a soda tab with the ring on it." sanji's grin became even wider, if that was possible

squinting his eyes at the blonde as if confused- and that he was, actually, zoro questioned "the fuck am i supposed to do with this?????"

sanji looked surprised, was he the only weirdo here who knew what these things are supposed to mean? but then he remembered, this cave man doesn't use tiktok- hell, he doesn't even use his phone for anything else other than text sanji stupid shit, "being given a soda tab with the ring on it means you have to kiss the person who gave it to you, dumbass plant."

zoro looked at him with a deadpan expression, "and where the fuck did you get that info from?"

"tiktok.." sanji answered, obviously embarrassed.

"you seriously believe shit that comes from that app?"

"i thought it was sweet, okay! sorry for wanting to act romantic for atleast once!"

zoro chuckled again at the face of his pouty boyfriend, before leaning in to kiss sanji on his lips, the latter's face exploding into the reddest shade of red you've ever seen.

"you could've just asked for a kiss you dumbass, i would've made out with you even but you ruined the mood with you mentioning that godforsaken app." zoro playfully said before tossing the soda tab back at sanji.

"here, you can have it as a souvenir."

while zoro was laughing his ass off, sanji went ahead and kissed him, as payback maybe?

"what the fuck shit cook! i was enjoying a good laugh!" zoro said, now with a red face that could compete against sanji's.

"well, you gave me the soda tab with a ring in it so i have to give you a kiss marimo!" sanji replied, both a blush and a sly smirk displayed on his face.

-

zoro was getting a drink in a vending machine, it was the afternoon and he was walking home with sanji today, as usual.

he opened the can of orange soda and looked at the de-attached soda tab, remembering sanji and his antics earlier on the rooftop.

"this one doesn't have a ring, but it has a circle on it. guess i can't ask the dumbass for another kiss." he said to himself and put the soda tab in his pocket, planning to ask sanji what it means later, if it actually does have some sort of meaning.

-

"i'm back, got an orange soda. oh shit i didn't get you anything, did i? did you want anything?" zoro said after running towards his boyfriend, surprisingly not getting lost for long like usual, and they started walking home together.

"weird to see you concerned about me moss head. well i'm not thirsty anyway. i could also just get water at your place if i do feel like it."

"good point, better not touch my whole stock of beer in the fridge though. reminds me, i got this soda tab, what does this shit mean? if it does have any sort of?" zoro asked as he handed the soda tab from his pocket to sanji.

sanji inspected the tab and felt his breathing stop for a second, he was baffled that zoro, of all people, got this soda tab, not that it's particularly rare but- god, just.. why? this shit's actually getting embarrassing.

"jesus fucking christ, throw it away you local plant life!" sanji yelled, tossing the tab back to zoro's hands, which got him confused and all.

"what? why are you overreacting? the fuck does it mean, curly?"

sanji let out a huge sigh, "it means you have to have sex with the person who gave it to you. it's fucking stupid, just throw it away."

zoro just grinned after hearing his reply and gave the soda tab back to the blonde, "here, you have it then shit cook."

sanji's eyes went wide, he looked so stupid that zoro let out a few laughs because of his dumbfounded reaction.

"i'm just kidding holy shit! it was a joke." he said in between laughs, retracting his hand with the soda tab back.

sanji kicked him for joking like that and calmed himself down after a short while. they started walking again with comfortable silence enveloping them, but sanji's efforts for his blush to go away were tossed to the trash when the moss head spoke again.

"but i mean- both my dad and perona are out tonight. so offer's still on the table, curly."

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pairing: zoro x sanji / zosan (one piece)

genre: fluff, idiocy, getting together, mutual pining

warnings: none, just headache inducing dumbassery from the two of them

ao3

sanji never liked books. he thinks they're too unrealistic to entertain him. the only ones he can stand are those with recipes.

that was until robin introduced him to a "stupid" romance novel, one that he liked quite a lot.

since then, he's become a bookworm and bonds more with robin over their shared interests. he has also been comparing a certain marimo to the books he enjoys.

about how unpredictable the novels that robin recommended to him are, just like the seaweed. how he enjoys watching zoro's day-to-day routine, just like how the books entertain him. how he thinks he knows where the story is going but then it takes a huge turn- just like zoro, who surprises him with every move he does.

a plot twist, an enigma, that's what zoro is. zoro is like a book to sanji, maybe that's what got him hooked to books in the first place- which he never liked from the start, zoro, yes that's it. he likes books like how he likes zoro.

but of course, the marimo doesn't need to know that.

just like in books, he's gonna be watching from afar, silently watching zoro until he gets his own lover and reaches a happy ending. then that's where his cue to stop is going to come.

books are entertaining and this should be as well, right? he's gonna stay as an outsider from zoro's romance story, like how he reads books. he's gonna root for zoro, the main lead, and his love interest, he would want them to get together, for his own enjoyment as well.

so why the hell does it hurt?

guess that's the difference between books and reality.

the other gives you little pangs of pain whenever the main couple have misunderstandings, the other.. well, makes you suffer in silence. much worse that being kicked by blackleg sanji himself, the very own sanji bets.

'whatever', the blonde brushes it off. these stupid feelings will go away soon anyway. he's too busy to fall inlove, it won't do him any good in finding the All Blue. 'it's just a little crush because zoro is so cool and hot- nothing serious.'

is what he'd like to say if this "stupid little crush" hasn't been here for the past 6 months already.

okay- so he might be slightly inlove with the marimo BUT it's sure to go away soon. he swears.

while he was having an internal conflict about his dumbass feelings, zoro casted him a look, and gave a gut-wrenching (positive) smile that made him want to rip out his beating heart in an instant.

it's times like these that sanji falls harder for the goddamn marimo. a smile so so small while he's working out and the blonde relaxing a few inches away, a pat on the head after zoro finishes his dinner as a praise for sanji's (usual) great food, zoro hearing him out when a sudden depressive episode hits him while they're on night watch, god fucking damn it.

he IS head over heels for zoro, fine. fuck you if you somehow get the balls to mention all of this information to the dumbass.

he has no clue about sanji's feelings, and it shall stay that way because he's not kidding when he says he's gonna throw himself out of the ship, in the middle of this huge ass sea, if god forbid his feelings reached the ears of the seaweed.

zoro suddenly stopped lifting his weights and looked at sanji for a second and said, "hey cook, the dessert earlier was amazing. you remembered that i don't like sweets, thanks."

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

A RARE COMPLIMENT FROM ZORO HE'S GOING TO ACTUALLY DIE.

"ah.. it's nothing. what kind if cook am i if i don't please my customers, yeah?" sanji managed to reply normally despite malfunctioning like crazy on the inside.

he fucking hates this side of zoro.

the rare, soft, gentle, zoro who you might mistake for the man of your dreams if it weren't for the fact that this side of him is the complete opposite of the real zoro who is a brute, stupid, no-table-manners, swordsman.

the soft zoro who always manages to catch sanji off-guard and makes him wanna throw himself to outer space and never come back because of how much his heart was beating for the marimo.

he is exaggerating but he can't help it he's head over heels for the swordsman- not that he actually wants to admit to it.

despite sanji's brain going into ruins he failed to miss the smile that zoro- again- gave him.

this is the worst.

he only wanted to relax in this fine afternoon after the exhaustion of which feeding the bottomless pit that is luffy's stomach gave him, not fall inlove harder with this crewmate!

it doesn't help that their other friends are out enjoying themselves and left only the two of them to guard the ship.

yes, that's right, guard the ship AND NOT UNDRESS THE MARIMO WITH HIS EYES.

this is the worst, oh god- this is the first time he turned to the guy above whom everyone worships and it is shameless to ask but- sanji wishes for a sea king to just appear and swallow him, never to be found, never to come back aboard on the ship with the man he loves.

well apparently god hates non-worshippers because the marimo just had to talk to him again- now with a slight blush on his face.

huh? a blush? what? why-

"cook, are you dating someone?" zoro asked with a voice so quiet it makes it seem like he didn't want to speak in the first place.

sanji, confused, and quite frankly tired of running around in his own mind just because his crush did something cute, replied with a raised voice, "HUH?" which seem to have startled zoro a bit, he's used with the cook yelling all the damn time but he didn't really expect that the blonde would take offense from the question.

zoro slightly panicking, took his question back "shit. should i have not asked? sorry cook, i was curious and robin told me to ju-" but he was cut off when sanji gave a reply.

"no no no just wait you goddamn marimo- i'm not dating someone. and what do you mean you were curious?!" sanji replied with a blush that you can never miss, even if you were the dumbest seaweed on earth.

zoro returned the blush, equally flustered as the other because his motive was just exposed to the chef, "yeah- uh- i was curious, it's like i know everything about you but not if you have a lover or something.. i asked robin and she told me to just ask you directly and i did. is that weird?"

shit. zoro's actions makes it seem like he likes him back.

wait.

like.. him.. back?

"w-why were you curious in the first place anyway? i'm pretty sure you don't have a single romantic bone in you... the question isn't weird but now it is because it came from you!" sanji asked- more like demanded to know to be honest- the blush still not going away from his face.

zoro gave him a dumbfounded look, like sanji was THE dumb one, "why would you ask that? i thought you knew...?" he said with genuine confusion.

before sanji could ask- yell 'what the hell does that mean marimo?!' zoro spoke again, the most unbelievable sentence so far.

"i like you, cook."

for the love of everything holy.

sanji bursted out laughing, though not genuine, "no- haha, i must be dreaming! i read too many romance novels and now i'm projecting on my dreams that the stupid marimo actually likes me back! yeah that's it- that's what's happening here. this isn't real." he nervously laughed it off, after all it's impossible that the roronoa zoro has romantic feelings for someone, let anyone sanji himself.

the chef was proven wrong when zoro's reaction turned into one of concern, "the hell do you mean cook? this is real life. i'm being genuine here and you just laughed it off, just say so if you feel the same way, i can actually take rejections you know." after he uttered the last bit, zoro's expression turned into just genuine sadness, definitely a reaction you wouldn't expect from the man himself.

"no, god no, it's not like that you dumbass marimo! didn't you hear what i just said? i said i like you but i never expected for you to return the feelings- hell, i didn't even expect you to know your own feelings! it just feels like a dream, you know? i've been fighting my feelings for 6 months already and i swore to never let you know but here you are, confessing. i even compared you to the romance novels that robin gave me- said i would've been okay with just watching you from afar getting all happy and soft with your lover even if i knew it was a lie but then you went ahead and said all this. of course i wouldn't believe it!" sanji was practically rambling but he didn't really care, as long as the message gets through zoro's thick skull.

"what? 6 months? i never noticed!"

sanji lit up a cigarette to hide his embarrassment, "told ya' you're stupid." then he blew out a smoke.

zoro frowned at his response, "i could say the same thing to you shit cook. i've been flirting with you for 9 months already and you never noticed."

the chef choked on his own smoke, "what the hell?! how long have you liked me!?" sanji yelled while coughing slightly and zoro replied with the same volume, "since arlong park you dumbass!"

"then why the fuck did you not tell me!?"

"you're always flirting with women, who would?"

sanji looked over at zoro who he didn't notice scooted near him and stopped working out completely, and if he wasn't observant enough he would've missed the pout-y expression that zoro was making, though he was amazing at hiding it.

"yeah, my bad. we're just both idiots huh?" the cook extinguished his cigarette and grinned, zoro shortly returned the face, "yeah. you're worse though. dense as hell love cook."

"even the most intelligent person wouldn't know if you're flirting you idiot! you're always glaring at me and picking a fight, how the hell would i catch the hint? it's not like i can rea-"

"shut up and kiss me, shit cook."

they spent the whole afternoon making out (gross) and cuddling, when the crew came back they sneakily went back to doing their own thing as if nothing romantic happened in the first place.

the crew could tell though. the first fight that broke out between them after the others arrived back from their little trip was practically filled with hearts and flowers all over the both of them.

oh and a certain someone was definitely spying on them, congratulating sanji for making the scenes in his favorite romance novels come to life, albeit not as romantic.

though it is quite obvious that the cook wouldn't have his own romance any other way.

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hey, doll.

why is it that we always say “see you later” and never “goodbye”?

pairing: xyx x gn! reader (blooming panic)

genre: self-indulgent angst

warnings: major character death, suicide, reader has mommy issues xD

ao3

"see you later!" the cheery person from next-door waved to xyx as they once again ran off to attend their part-time job. they always do this when they see xyx coming home from work and then, going to their own job as they have the night shifts. it became a routine for the two of them, both guys thinking that it's nice to have someone greet you when you arrive home and someone to greet when you leave.

though they used to not talk a lot outside of this daily routine, one time they had a meaningful conversation that established a strong connection between them. at first, it was quite hard to get them to open up, always holing up in their room and avoiding all person-to-person social interactions, but with a bit of a push they soon got comfortable around xyx which revealed their cheery personality. this change got xyx hooked, soon developing romantic feelings for his neighbor though of course, he insists on hiding it.

there were too, a lot of times when they comforted xyx when he was feeling down about literally anything, his job, self-esteem issues, and a few times where xyx thought cat was sick again, they helped him go through that too, which really made his feelings for them grow. all these things made their bond stronger and the gap between them, closer.

xyx closes the door behind him, silently wishing them a good day, rather, night in their job. it was always obvious that these shifts take a toll on them but it's the only convenient time for them to work because of their insomnia. the tired lawyer went ahead and changed his work clothes into more comfortable ones, he then plopped into his bed and shortly fell asleep due to exhaustion.

he was awoken by a loud scream from next-door, he knew it was them, but what could they be screaming about at 5am in the morning? it's definitely out of character and wrong for him to do so but, xyx leaned in on the thin walls and listened.

"jesus christ it's 5am! can you please stop bothering me? i just got home from work and i haven't even eaten anything, it's too early for this mom." he heard them say, it was obvious that they wanted to say more but decided not to, xyx could hear the struggle of not wanting to blow up on someone through the walls.

it seems like that wasn't the end of it as they spoke again, "it's been YEARS, can't you just let this go? i already said i'm not going back there, stop using guilt to convince me because it doesn't work! please hang up before i say something rude." they said, voice almost rising up to yell again.

xyx doesn't know the backstory for all of this but they did mention a few times that they have the worst relationship with their mom, and yet she still bothers them time and time again, seemingly dense (or chooses to be) to the horrible connection between them.

he feels guilty for listening in on this conversation but hearing his friend be this upset because of a phone call hurts him. he wants to meddle but he thinks they probably won't like it, he decides that they can just tell him whatever he needs to know when- if- they feel like it and stops eavesdropping.

though it was unnecessary to do so because they broke and started yelling again, "STOP THE BULLSHIT, I KEEP TELLING YOU I DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU ANYMORE. STOP BOTHERING ME, IF YOU WANT MONEY AGAIN WELL I DON'T FUCKING HAVE IT. JUST STOP!! REBUILDING THIS FUCKING CONNECTION IS USELESS AND IT'S NOT WORKING. DON'T CONTACT ME AGAIN I FUCKING HATE YOU."

'holy fuck.' was the only thing xyx could say inside his mind. he hears them harshly throw something into the wall, then yelled a "GODFUCKING DAMMIT JUST KILL ME!" before going quiet, real quiet. xyx thinks that he's never been more glad that his room is the only one close enough to hear all this, making them save face from all this mess that is happening.

but now xyx really wants to interfere, just barge into their room and ask them what's wrong, comfort them through it and make them feel better, they did mention that this neighbor is the only friend they have left the second time that they got to talk, so xyx felt like it was his responsibility (and he want to do as well of course) to check up on his friend and help them through a hard time.

but he doesn't. scared of being pushed away, he just waits for them to make the first move to talk to him. he's just going to give them some time for themselves to recover, clear their mind for a bit, so they can both work through this together. this might become a regretful decision later on but he's going to fix it, he swears. he just needs them to take a break first, and xyx knows that they're strong and that they will work through it.

but apparently, xyx was wrong. so, so, wrong.

that day he never saw them go out of their apartment, nor the day after that. it was the weekend so it was understandable for them to not have any business outside, but after the incident xyx just can't help but be worried.

he tried resisting it but it's been a day and a half since he last saw nor heard something coming from them, so xyx decided that he'd ask his friends is he should meddle or not.

his friends were caught off-guard by how serious he sounds, but in the end they gave him one helpful piece of advice: go talk to them.

but even after all that, he doesn't do anything. his fear of being hated held him back. he just kept on waiting, and waiting, until monday morning came.

6am, xyx was preparing for work, he went outside to go get his shoes when he saw them preparing to leave.

"oh? morning shift today?" he asked, they shook their head. "no, i asked for a day off today. just wanted to go wander by myself for fun, goodluck with work by the way!" they greeted him, as cheerful as ever, that for a second xyx thought he never heard anything in the first place.

"oh take care, i'll see you later then."

they smiled at him, xyx thought they were adorable but his gut was telling him something was wrong, he paid it no mind, "yeah! goodbye xyx!" they then waved goodbye before running off to somewhere. smiling at the interaction, xyx prepared to leave for work as well.

that day went on as usual for xyx, yet he can't help but think that something was wrong and he doesn't exactly know why. he decides to not think about it further and stops by a fast food chain, buying food for himself and for his neighbor, thinking they could eat together and talk about the recent things that has been happening.

he arrives home and knocks on their door, only to get nothing, not an answer, not them coming to open up the door. xyx twists the knob just to fuck around but surprisingly, the door opened. he knows that they're a bit clumsy but they've never been this careless, so he welcomes himself in and looks around the apartment for them.

nothing too out of the ordinary he thinks, when suddenly the gut-wrenching feeling he had earlier came back at full force.

xyx goes to check their bedroom and there it was, the answer for this uneasy feeling.

fear.

his good friend was hanging from the ceiling, dead.

time suddenly stopped for xyx, he felt numb, but he knew his eyes were acting like a never-ending waterfall, this empty, void-like feeling he so badly want to get rid of.

but he can't.

because he fucked up, yet again.

he knew he made an irreversible mistake, and the worst one yet, just because he was scared of being "hated". which in the first place he should've known that they won't be able to do, even if they both wanted to.

it should be obvious that he fucked up but his mind is not letting it go and he's being reminded of it every second.

even now that 8 years have passed.

he fucked up again, and he just keeps fucking up after they left him, and yet all this built-up guilt he feels from making careless mistakes in everyday doesn't even amount to that one he made that screwed everything over.

he knows nobody blames him, he knows they would never even think of that, he knows and yet.. he can't help but think differently.

if only.

if only he could go back in time and fix everything. he would fix his mistakes with them, and help them live a happier life, if only.

'but life is never that forgiving.' as he walks towards a lonely tombstone.

"hey doll, i fucked up again, you know as i do everyday. i’m doing bad, i hate my job, i hate myself— hell i even hate riding now. i hate life without you doll, it’s fucked. i keep fucking up.”

"i wish i never did with you, though."

[cybussy]

The Cyborg’s Toilet

ever gotten curious how a cyborg goes to the bathroom? no? well, you should be.

pairing: fulgur ovid x reader

genre: smut

warnings: PISS KINK. PISS DRINKING. PISS IN MOUTH. DEAD DOVE, DO NOT EAT.

ao3

"Do you... pee?" Millie had asked and next came the silence.

"Yes! Do you??" A reply from the cyborg, clearly weirded out by his sister's antics though it would be a lie to say he wasn't used to it.

Millie bursted out laughing, "Well I never see you go to pee in your streams!"

"Sometimes I-"

"DO YOU HAVE A BOTTLE?" The witch asked again, cutting Fulgur off.

A valid, violent reaction left his mouth, "HEY!!" he yelled at Millie. Her weird thoughts are taking over again and he does NOT want to get involved further.

"wHAATT? You do, don't you?! Chat, I just found Fuuchan's secret!" She exclaimed in between fits of laughter, this conversation is highly inappropriate and yet very in-character of her.

The cyborg had been laughing so much too he had practically transformed into a kettle, seriously how does Millie come up with these discussions?

"We believe in the 3 Rs Fuuchan that's right, reduce, reuse and recycle. No need to waste water with unnecessary flushing!"

Fulgur had trouble speaking as you would if you were almost losing your breath laughing, "H.., *wheeze* HEY! I'm all for being environmentally friendly but I personally don't use a bottle- Pfft-"

"Don't believe her chat, I just send my dick flying to the bathroom while my body stays and continues on with the streams, I don't need no bottles I am a perfectly capable cyborg." Another fit of laughter erupted from the both of them and the two needed a second to calm down.

The discussion was starting to die down and they were moving on but Millie slipped in one more joke, "Noooooooo, so I was wrongggg! I was looking forward to the Fuuchan pissing in a bottle fanarts!"

"Well, you're gonna have to wait because I don't use bottles."

The talk made him think to himself, 'Yeah, that's right. I have no need of any stupid bottles when I have a perfectly good toilet right here.'

You.

Under his desk, always ready to accommodate anything his rock hard cock might need while streaming.

You, sitting there for hours with his dick in your mouth, with no complaints leaving the filled hole and is only there to serve and pleasure him.

To suck him dry after a good second of malding, to help him release tension when his cock goes hard randomly, you're there.

And he loves you, you're amazing and perfect, you never complain about your mouth being abused with his bodily fluids after every stream, no, you don't say anything.

He likes his angels quiet like that, he took you to become his cocksucker and that's what you'll be.

Oh, and how could he forget?

You're especially good as a piss bucket, always so ready for him to dump his juice into your mouth no matter the time long as his bladder felt like it. You always drank it all, and he knows damn well you enjoy doing so.

He wanted to brag about his little cockslut to Millie and the Comfydants, but he couldn't. No, not this toilet secret the two of you share, it's precious info that cannot be shared proudly with the world.

Guess you're gonna have to be secretly stuck in that position for a while, his huge cock in your mouth, under his desk, drinking anything it lets out like it's your main source of hydration.

Just like the desperate little whore you are for Fulgur and his warm piss down your throat, you'll keep staying under there, your thirst and desperation for him to fill your mouth with bodily fluids all hidden from everyone's unknowing gaze.

[cybussy]

Little, Clueless Ayaka

ayaka is outside her brother's room, asking him if he had seen tohma, not knowing that the man she's been looking for is getting fucked by the said brother as they were speaking.

pairing: ayato x thoma (genshin impact)

genre: smut

warnings: semi-public sex, anal sex

ao3

finally getting around to posting my ao3 fics onto here. this was from 2021 before both of them were released so no info yet, purely headcanons. enjoy.

"brother? i hope i'm not being a bother but i just came to ask if you've seen tohma anywhere? i need him for training." ayaka knocked on ayato's room to ask for the whereabouts of a certain blonde, but the said brother wasn't responding at all.

"that's... unusual. brother usually answers immediately whenever i knock on his door.. has he gone back to sleep?" the girl wonders to herself, but decides to call out once more because she was hearing some sort of noise coming from the inside, and she does really need tohma for training.

meanwhile, the said brother was having a hard time keeping his and his partner's loud moans in check as to not get found out by his sister, hence his lack of response.

"h-hey, you need to answer ayaka now or she'll...aaah.. g-get suspicious.. hhnggh.." tohma told the other male, and ayato took a deep breath in an attempt to calm himself down before answering his sister.

ayato gave a deep thrust and paused, finally answering ayaka, "ayaka? i haven't seen tohma at all, i'm sorry. have you asked the guards?"

ayaka who was waiting outside let out a sigh of relief as she was getting slightly worried about her brother's lack of response, "yes, they said tohma went somewhere around here so i was wondering if you saw him, turns out you didn't."

while the two kamisato heirs were talking, tohma was getting impatient, ayato paused their little sex session to talk with his sister after all. so the blonde decided to move his hips himself, if ayato doesn't want to do it.

"haahh.. please tell me she- hgghhn- left already.." tohma told ayato after taking initiative on switching positions, tohma now is sitting on ayato and is moving himself up to down on the said male's dick.

ayato struggled once again on keeping his moans down, seeing his lover look this irresistible while needing to stop himself from making loud noises because of secrecy is somewhat very painful for him. "s-she's.. aahhh t, tohma.. still there unfortunately mmhhm..."

wanting to just be able to be noisy already, tohma suggested, "tell her to- aahh- g-go ask the- aghhg.. the maids"

and ayato gladly obliged, "ayaka? have you- hggnh- asked the-dammit haahh.. the m, maids already?"

the still clueless ayaka wondered, have she? "no brother.. i-i do not think so.. i'll go ask them now, though. thank you so much for your help. hopefully i find tohma soon.."

thinking that ayaka already left, tohma started moving faster, "a, ayato aahh...uhhgh- haahh.. g-go on top again, yeah? mmmhh.."

after saying that, ayato happily switched their positions, him being on top of tohma. and even going as far as to spreading tohma's legs wider, effectively changing their positions into the mating press.

"a, haahh-! ayato?! why.. aahhnn so deep hnnggh..!" tohma moaned loudly under ayato, catching the ayaka who supposedly should've already left.

"brother?! is something wrong?? i heard you making a pained noise!"

the two men were caught surprised, but that didn't stop them from fucking each other's brains out, "ayaka? i, i'm fine but- mhmhn-! i-i just banged my toe, that's all!"

"a- hhnghh- ayato! hmnnghh s-slow down,,!" tohma quietly begged, but his pleas fell into deaf ears as ayato moved even faster.

an audible sigh came from the girl outside, "oh thank heavens. i accidentally dropped my fan somewhere and i had to look for it. i'm so glad you weren't injured brother. ah-! i have to go now for real, i really need to train."

the two men let out huge sighs as well, feeling like they were able to breathe once again, before ayato started moving faster and going deeper into tohma's insides.

tohma, feeling his orgasm come closer and closer with each second, could do nothing but moan, "haahhh- i, i'm close- hnggh!"

"hngh.. haahh- t, tohma- i'm coming as well- aahh.. c-can i come inside?"

tohma furiously nodded, feeling himself unable to utter anything other than moans, "aaahhh-! y, yeah- hgghhn- haahhnn..! i'm coming--"

tohma came after that, but ayato's orgasm wasn't there yet, he kept thrusting without giving the blonde any breaks.

shortly afterwards, ayato came inside tohma and he gave him a passionate kiss while riding out his high.

the two of them fell asleep after promising to apologize to the clueless ayaka. and that they did, after they woke. without giving any hints that they were doing something so shameless in the middle of the day, of course.

[cybussy]

your favorite aussie lawyer, but it’s american psycho.

[cybussy]

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*bites aggressively*

first fanart for Plave! (b ᵔ▽ᵔ)b

[cybussy]

A list of the YouTube channels I watch Plave on. These channels have eng subs.

Plavememepls

Waffleinpixelworld

Miaoclips

JLbutterfly

Babywolfeunho

Waeyoplave

Plave clip storage

You can also look around on the official Plave channel because some times they have eng subs as well💕.

Last Updated: January 10th 2024

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