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warrior of light moments

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I know all I post are narwhals, but this is my first one alongside one I made with the same material and I thought it's just so funny how different they look. About ten months difference between the two.

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Bucky Bear (bc if a guy can graduate from sidekick status he should be allowed to grow out of the twinky sidekick body type too)

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Thomas Jefferson experiences dysphoria

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So I got that new cold everyone’s talking about. Every time I get sick it pisses me off that we don’t do the east asian thing where you wear a surgical mask when you’re sick in public. It seems like an unambiguously superior method – you get sick less, you’re less of a burden to others when sick in public, and you have an excuse to cover your face when you have weird blemishes and stuff! But it’s not something you can just decide to do; it has to be normalized by the government or something. I wonder how they managed to pull it off and if we can do the same.

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I don't wanna be a part of your funeral home. I'm gonna make my own funeral home. With blackjack and hookers.

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When I say editing software is getting dumber, this is what I mean.

In what world is "What dinnered?" more legible than "What happened to dinner?" I just... what?!

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was possessed by gary larson and made this

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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i think we should swap yaoi and yuri tropes more. a pair of doomed teenage boys taking a break from their afterschool music club to go on a cute planetarium date, shyly brushing fingers while internal dialogue goes on and on about the purity of their relationship. on other side of town a lesbian is getting railed by a mafia boss.

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they’re in my head and i’m the one paying rent

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v.ings

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you are so fucking hot holy shit

but do you think i'm worth saving?

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(I'm gonna show you) how it's done, done, done

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imo the nature of tumblr is that everyone is constantly thinking to themselves "yeah maybe what i post is a little cringey but at least i'm not posting [blank]" and everyone is thinking this in a big web of "at least i'm not THAT guy" like that xkcd gag of everyone on the train thinking everyone else is a sheep or the "their barbaric invaders vs our righteous whatever" cartoon and there's no endpoint of who's truly uncringe. i can't even be like "stop putting the anime horse betting on my dash" bc someone would inevitably say "ok marvel fujoshi" and kill me instantly