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Living that vape life
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Darth Vapours vape sabre
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Joining the Vaptastic Empire
Today I embark on a quest. The questiest of all quests. Today I become. Darth Vapour. Follower of the Vaptastic Empire! The adventure starts out with the one and only Darth Vapour travelling to the mother house. At the mother house, Darth Vapour will have to vanquish the Cigarette Alliance leader to obtain the cheque of destiny. Darth Vapour is ultimately successful in the destruction of the Cigarette Alliance leader. Thus Darth Vapour disappears into the evening with the cheque of destiny. Returning to the Vaptastic Empires HQ on the Vape Star. A state of the art vape facility, specializing in vape sabres as well as the juice that fuels all the vape. Darth Vapour rejoices in the victory, another Cigarette scum thwarted with their own two hands. Darth Vapours’ cackles fill the Vape Star reverberating off the walls of the glorious facility. Darth Vapour is full of determination and pride. They are about to achieve the highest honour one can possibly be given by the Vaptastic Empire. Darth Vapour is about to receive a vape sabre of their very own. Now begins the process of selecting and becoming one with the vape sabre. A time honoured tradition passed down through generations of Vape Lords. Darth Vapour approaches the case of sabres. They stare deep into the case, waiting for something to feel right. Finally! There is a tingling in their lungs. This is it. This is the vape sabre destined for Darth Vapour. Few words are exchanged between Darth Vapour and the keeper of the vape sabres. Accessories are chosen and finally the juice is selected. It’s a flavour destined for Darth Vapour. The flavour is; very berry. It tastes very of berries. It is glorious. This is the moment Darth Vapour has been waiting for their whole life. Finally they are one with a vape sabre. The taste is everything. The feeling is everything. At last. At last. Darth Vapour is now an integral part of the Vaptastic Empire. Darth Vapour will now bring ultimate ruin to the Cigarette Alliance. This is a warning to all. Prepare yourselves.
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