I’m ya friendly neighborhood bisexual. Am I a girl, am I a boy? Who cares. I like cats and am still waiting for Dragon Age 4. That's it. That’s the story. You can also find me on Pinterest @SkyrimsKatjit or @LazyParasite
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This aged well. I don’t like the design 100% but i‘m glad my wish came true
Unpopular opinion, but I want Sprigatito to stand on two legs!
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Why are american films always like „Oh no! You killed the baby shark. Now the mom‘s gonna come to take revenge!“ And then she kills everyone.
This will not happen. That‘s not how sharks work.
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I'm watching the Spider-Man movies (Tobey Maguire) with my girlfriend. She didn't Like the name of Doctor Octopus, so she re-named him: Doctopus.
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They gave Jaskier a boyfriend!
#finally#i knew that boy isn't straight#he deserves some love#and a prince#I mean what a catch#i hope nothing bad happens to them#ಠ_ಠ#canon queer character#i'm blessed#the witcher#season 3#jaskier#dandelion#jaskier x radovid
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Unpopular opinion, but I want Sprigatito to stand on two legs!
#sprigatito#sprigatito on two legs#i guess bipedal is ok too#pokemon#pokémon#pokemon scarlet and violet
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2022 is the year i intruduce my little brother to Supernatural and dive way to deep into the fandome once more.
#supernatural#we are curentlly at season 2#nice to see that it takes me like 30 seconds into an episode to know what's happening#still got it#yay we just finnished season 8#idk who reads this#bit we made it to#season 15#we took our time with it#bc we don't want it to end#i haven't even watched the final my self#i was too scared that i won't like it#but it's really fucking good so far
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I still belive that Sylvie is Entchantress in disguise. That sounds like the kinda Plot-Twist Marvel would bring.
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So I caught the virus while shiny eevee hunting, but I can't even get a shiny eevee
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So I discovered this show named "our flag means death". But only through memes and screenshots. What I learned so far is that there are gay pirates and the captain(?) is in love with the fancy guy(?).
#i totally gonna check this out#also the captain(?) is evil?#but redeemed through love?#but then also evil again?#they are at a party and the beard guy has purple bows in his beard#also sudden loss of beard#very sad#fancy guy dosen't want his old fancy life#he chooses gay chaos#our flag means death#more like#our flag means gay#am i right#i don't konw#haven't watched it yet
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My brother and I successfully made my dad a gravity falls fan.
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OK, so here's a story. My first ever shiny has been in Pokémon Platin, a shiny Magcargo that Buck one-hitted. An traumatic experience.
I'm playing the remake right now and guess what I just found. A shiny Magcargo that imediatly got one-hitted by Buck. An even more traumatic experience

There's my shiny girl.
#what are the odds???#why does this vulcano man hate me so much??#this is the most heinous day I had till now#it's like everything i never dreamt of#there she is#she is gone now and will never return again#buck is my emotional discomfort character#stark mountain and buck are the curses of my existence#pokemon#pokémon#pokemon brilliant diamond#pokemon shining pearl#pokémon brilliant diamond#pokémon shining pearl#pokemon bdsp#pokémon bdsp#bdsp#pokemon platin#pokémon platin#shiny#shiny pokemon#shiny pokémon#shiny magcargo
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Fact: Bisexual people in different gender relationships are basically straight, and bisexual people in same gender relationships are basically gay. Baking powder is basically flour so you can more or less use them as substitutes for each other. Tigers are basically large house cats and make suitable pets. Money is basically paper so you can get away with paying for goods and services using the A4 sheets you’d find in a printer. Pillows are basically just feathers so as a substitute if no pillow is available just rest your head on a live duck.
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Seeing my boi Jaskier again really gave me 5 extra years to live and curred my soul.
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OH GOD! Jaskiers in episode 4 am I right?!! He really is heartbroken, isn't he?
#jaskier#my boi#i'm so happy to see him#he always has been fav character#in the games#books#and also in the show#the witcher#season 2#geralt x jasker#geraskier
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Hawkeye and his hearing aids am I right?!!
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Everyone is like "wtf Abra sleeps up to 18 hours a day" but when real life cats sleep up to 16 hours a day no one cares.
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