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i’m like uber dead here btw . unless jackie gets a spotlight again consider this blog on an indefinite hiatus. You can Always Always find me on my percy blog over @rifleseye

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oh christ i forgot about him 💀

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@terrorintheskies​

     “ Ah— ”  he wasn’t expecting a visit from Megatron. But it’s not unheard of for this to happen, Optimus sending either him or Elita in his place.  “ Watch your pedes, I wasn’t expectin’ company. Is this about my last batch of scanners? Or do ya need me to tune up your weaponry. ”

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@sweetwatermeloncolors​

     Ah, not again. He really should be in his alt mode more often, it’s just harder to do important scans when he’s disguised as a car.  “ Uh, ”  he starts,  “ you didn’t see me. Best turn back ‘round and go on home. ”  The amount of humans that have seen him are slim but it’s a bigger number than he wants. The less attention he gets the better.

     Optimus doesn’t trust GHOST enough, and neither does he.

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@mapping-constellations​

     “ Thrash, have ya’ seen your sister around? ”  Twtich was supposed to join him not long ago for a training session. (Not that she needs it much, she picked it up pretty quickly but ever since they’ve ran out of arachnimechs to hunt he suggested they do something else.

     But he hasn’t seen her. So it’s best to ask her twin.

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terransparks

Twitch flies up a bit higher and lands lightly on Wheeljack’s shoulder, staring at him with big pleading optics.

“But I want to see everything!! Pleeeease let me stay? I promise I’ll be careful! This place is so cool– what are you working on? Ooh, what’s that?”

Twitch hops down and zips across the room to land on a shelf, examining the things on it.

“Twitch,” his voice is almost reprimanding, but just soft enough that it doesn’t come out as a snap. He grabs a box left on the floor full of knickknacks and doohickeys and quickly stores it away. There are many objects left laying around that if one isn’t careful enough, you might trip over them.

“Twitch,” he starts again, softer, “when I say it ain’t safe, it ain’t safe. Few of my things still have kinks in ‘em and have a tendency to—” he cuts himself off when he kicks one such object and it immediately starts smoking.

Wheeljack sighs and grabs an extinguisher, putting it out before a fire could start. “Well, do that.”

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Alright. Proper starter call right here

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took a lil break but now i'm back and Oh Geez hello

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@terransparks

     “ My lab ain’t a place for a newspark like you, I’m afraid.” Twitch is very insistent, he’s come to find, and normally he eventually relents. But this just isn’t something he’ll cave on for once. It’s true that his lab simply isn’t safe, especially for such a curious Terran.

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Alright. Proper starter call right here

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𝐅𝐀𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐀𝐋/𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐈𝐂 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

as requested by a very wonderful, very dear, very lovely friend! i hope you all enjoy using these as much as i enjoyed writing them! i honestly found these so nice and therapeutic to write tho like oml i cannot get over it! DO NOT ADD TO THIS LIST PLEASE! 

“ oh, i knew you could do it! i’m so proud of you! “

“ i’m thinking of doing a movie/game night at my place, if you wanna join in? “

“ how many mugs of coffee have you had today?! that’s enough, now, you go take a nap before you buzz through the ceiling! “

“ i’ll send you the recipe, if you like! but, in the same breath, you should know that i really don’t mind continuing to cook this for you; it’s no trouble at all, really! “

“ are you sure there isn’t anything i can do to help you in the kitchen? “

“ come on in! take a seat! i’ll fix you up a plate, there’s more than enough to go around! “

“ why don’t you spend the night here? really, it’s no trouble to fix up the guest room, and we have plenty of spare pajamas and toiletries if that’s what’s bothering you! “

“ look, i get the whole lone wolf thing, trust me, i do. but… you do understand that there’ll always be a place here for you, don’t you? that door is always open to you, no matter what. that’s a promise. “

“ why don’t i make you a cup of tea, and you can tell me all about it? “

“ [NAME]? hey, hey, hey, what’s the matter? are you okay? what’s wrong? oh, come here… “

“ jeez, i don’t even wanna know how you got that battle wound there; sit down and let me fix it up, won’t you? “

“ hey, stranger! it’s been a minute, huh? what’ve you been up to? how have you been? hell, where have you been? “

“ now, now, don’t be silly; put that wallet away. i invited you out for dinner, so i’ll pay the bill, right? you can get the next one! “

“ hey, you didn’t order anything! don’t worry about it, huh? here, take half my sandwich; i can never finish the damn thing, anyway, you’re really doing me the favor! and there’s coffee in that flask, so help yourself to that, too! i’ve been trying to cut back, anyhow. “

“ hey, i know it’s really late, but… i didn’t know who else to call. “

“ everything’s gonna be okay, i promise. just tell me where you are, okay? and i’ll come and get you right this second. “

“ well, we have to celebrate your good news! what’s your favorite dinner? oh, and cake! we can’t have a decent celebration without cake, right? “

“ hey, hey, it’s okay, relax. i’m not about to nag you for skipping out on curfew, alright? have you eaten anything? because i saved you a plate, and it’s in the oven if you want it. “

“ now, now, none of that self-hate talk! we all have bad days, right? we all mess up sometimes and make silly mistakes. but it doesn’t matter at the end of the day; it just makes the good days all the better! “

“ guess who has an extra ticket for the concert this weekend! wanna come with me? they’re practically front row! “

“ you’re still coming over for dinner tonight, right? “

“ hey! what are your plans for the holidays? because, if you didn’t have any, i have an offer for you! or an open invitation! “

“ did you do something different with your hair? it looks amazing! “

“ oh my god, where have you been?! i was so worried about you! are you okay? did you get hurt?! “

“ we should go out tonight! come on, you can ransack my wardrobe if you like! i have a friend who’s the bouncer at that new night club, they can get us in for free! “

“ i made you some breakfast, if you’re hungry? it’s your favorite! unless you’ve got a new favorite, in which case… “

“ don’t forget to take an umbrella! “

“ let me know when you get there so i know you’re safe, okay? “

“ i watched that show you recommended last week! it was so good! can you believe that season finale, though? “

“ rough night, huh? i know that feeling. here, help yourself; the coffee is fresh, and the waffles are pretty damn good today, if i do say so myself! “

“ i knew you’d forget yours, so i brought extra. go ahead, help yourself! “

“ you’re welcome to stay for as long as you like. what’s mine is yours, okay? you don’t need to ask permission, just take whatever you want. “

“ you should get some sleep, okay? my room is just down the hall if you need anything. “

“ you don’t need to be so polite around here, you know! help yourself; i don’t bite! “

“ hey now, never apologize for feeling emotions, okay? humans are meant to feel all this stuff, no matter how good or bad the feelings are. besides; shoulders are built to be cried on! “

“ you should keep that sweater! it looks much better on you than it does on me; brings out your eyes! “

“ i never realized you could cook! the apron suits you very nicely! “

“ if you don’t have any plans this weekend, we should do something together! “

“ remember, if you want to leave early, just call me and i’ll come get you, okay? “

“ would you come on in inside out of that rain?! you’ll catch your death! “

“ don’t worry about it, okay? no apologies necessary; just breathe, everything’s good. “

“ it’s okay! no use crying over spilt milk, am i right? fetch me that mop and i’ll clean it up; you should find a clean shirt in the third drawer in my room, too! “

“ here, grab a plate; i made your favorite, and there’s more than enough for you to have seconds and take home a tonne of leftovers, too! “

“ would you mind setting the table for me while i finish up in the kitchen? “

“ you want some hot cocoa before you go to bed? i’m more than happy to have one with you; not to praise myself or anything, but my hot cocoa is the best in town! “

“ you did it! oh, congratulations! quick, i’m gonna fetch the sparkling cider, and then i’ll book a table somewhere fancy; we’re going to celebrate in style! “

“ oh god, you’re burning up a fever, you poor thing! here, lie down, let’s get you some water and a nice cool cloth, huh? “

“ how are you feeling? i thought you might be hungry, so i made some tea and toast. “

“ i thought i might find you out here… this must be your favorite spot, huh? it’s nice! “

“ how are you? and be real with me, now; i can tell when you’re not being honest with me. you’ve got a tell. “

“ figured you might be needing an extra blanket in this weather. you mind if i sit with you for a while? “

“ let’s go for a walk, huh? i know this place that does the best coffee you’ll ever have! “

“ i can’t believe you’ve never seen this movie before! we have to fix this immediately; you get the popcorn, i’ll order in the pizza and get the tv set up. “

“ wow… that pun was so awful, it actually became good again. nicely done! “

“ i know you have that meeting today, so i thought i’d come wish you luck. and give you my lucky socks! “

“ hey! i hope you’re hungry, i spared you some waffles and pancakes from breakfast this morning! “

“ maybe you’re not ready to talk just now. but i want you to know that, whenever you are, my door is always open to you. understand? “

“ i’m not here to say i told you so, don’t worry. i’m not that cruel. i’m just here to comfort my friend. “

“ you’re here so often, i figured it was about time you had your very own mug! “

“ do you mind if i put you down as my emergency contact? “

“ you should move in with me! i have a spare room, the rent is cheap, it’s closer to work… i mean, only if you want to, but i’m very much in favor of this! “

“ i know that things haven’t been easy for you lately, so… i was thinking, maybe we could plan a little vacation together? “

“ pull the car over, alright? you can get some sleep in the back seat, and i’ll take over the driving. “

“ woah, woah, woah… slow it down a few miles, huh? what’s going on? where’s the fire? “

“ do you want a hug? i give some really good hugs; i nearly got voted the best hug-giver in the continent, once! come on, you know you want to! “

“ hey! so i’m after having a really crappy day. you wanna get take-out and watch a movie at my place tonight? “

“ i remember you saying you didn’t like this ingredient last time, so i fixed you up something else. “

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Hi I don’t feel like making a fancy promo this time around so promo me.

indie / private / selective wheeljack from transformers earthspark!

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ofpolyhex

“That’s right!” They wheel about on one leg, nudging Wheeljack’s shoulder with their own. “Just so happens I have a huge brain module, full of so much knowledge! You know, like my qualifications in systems engineering?”

They raise their chevron at him. “My long history of working with experimental weapons tech? Which some of those rogue Cybertronians still use, probably?”

Whelljack smiles, “I’m just messin’ with you. I know your qualifications. Helped me a great deal back in the war with you having my back.” He considers them for a moment before throwing a piece of an arachnimech towards them.

“I think you’ll be able to help me with this. What can you make of it? Twitch helped me collect quite a few of these buggers but I’ve not made much headway on it. I will say whoever designed it has quite an eye for engineering.”

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Oh! Yes, yes, yes! I can show you our cattle herd before we go look! Have you ever seen a cow? They're AMAZING.

I have seen a cow before, but I don't think I've seen any of yours yet. They must be somethin' special if they're in your care.