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we need more variety in human-animal hybrid pregnancies/births fiction. you only ever read about birthing litters of puppies/kittens or a foal or relatively small eggs. but there are so many more fun things explore!!!

give me human hybrid births from the animal kingdom that wreck the carrier. give me a human-bat hybrid needing to give birth to a baby that's a third of their own weight. or even better give me a human-kiwi hybrid having to squeeze out an egg that's almost entirely as big as themselves. give me a human-hyena hybrid forcing out their pups through a phallus with a diameter of just one inch, having to fear the very real chance of absolutely shredding their birth canal.

we're talking fantasy here, the sky is your limit. go and write about the agonizing births the world needs and deserves

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For anyone wondering about my progress on the story, I’m 6 big paragraphs in and I’ve just barely made it to the start of the pre-labor sex scene, so be patient

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How do you feel about being real big, but with multiples? Normally sized babies, but theres three or four of them.

I have nothing against it. It’s fun and Ilike it more than I used to, but I still prefer one or two exceptionally big babies filling that belly space

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What is your idea of the size and weight limit for over-sized offspring?

See this has a bit of a complicated answer because I can go as big as like a full on adult, but my brain kinda walls that extreme stuff off into a different category, so it’s not I prefer the baby to be any one type of huge over another. Anywhere across the spectrum from a 10 pound newborn to a whole adult sized “baby” is about equal. That being said, while I don’t like it any less than other kinds of birth, I don’t often go nearly that big in fantasy just due to how outrageous it is and to just how much of an extent anatomy has to be ignored to make it even possible.

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I want to birth so bad 😫

Do you now? Well when you’re stuck crowning with a big overdue baby, feeling the agonizing pain of its huge head forcing its way out of you and you’re begging for it to be over, for relief, for any kind of help and your cries are met with indifference, just remember you asked for this 💜

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imagine you go to the doctor because of abdominal pain and are told you're pregnant. but the doctor misspeaks on accident - he tells you you're four weeks along when actually you're already four months into this pregnancy.

so as the months tick by, you think you have time. you're confused about how fast and large your belly has grown already but you brush it off. maybe it's just genetics making you gain the extra pounds.

fast forward, you go into labor when you think you're about seven months along. you're terrified for your baby's health. in your mind it's way too soon. you fear you might be having a miscarriage. at least that could explain why it hurts so much because how much can a preterm baby like that truly weigh? you don’t know you're actually about to push down on a four weeks overdue giant of a baby.

you labor alone at home, unable to reach anyone due to a storm cutting the electricity, for almost a whole day. you're pushing in absolute anguish for hours, screaming your heart out as a 15lbs baby tortures its way through your birth canal and out of your hole

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you did SO WELL with the last one, I couldn't help but put some more potion into your coffee this morning. A human base with a painful birth with extra amniotic fluid <3

I'm not a coffee girl, but with how intense last night was, I need it to properly wake up this morning. It tastes smoother than I thought it would, though.

The bitter taste persists, though, and it kind of hurts in my stomach. Later, while I'm working from home, I notice some bloating. I would have thought it was just a leftover from last night, but then it starts getting bigger. Not again.

"What did you do?" I mutter to myself, stroking my stomach. My belly seems to be taut once again, but it's not an egg this time. When I felt a kick, I knew what I was in for. Hour by hour, I feel it grow larger.

And then it drops.

I feel my belly contract and I whimper, an ache shooting up my spine. Oh, god. The pressure hits my cervix and I keel over, bracing against the wall as I resist the urge to push. Not there yet, not there yet.

I begin to pant. My muscles tense hard and I whine again. "Fuck, --ah-- Too much, too much--" My cervix is taking forever to dilate, and the baby wants out. My water hasn't broken yet, but I hope it does, soon. I can feel the amniotic fluid sloshing around. My cervix barely reaches the right diameter before my belly demands it leave.

The baby slides down my unprepared canal and I scream, praying that I won't tear. I had no idea birth could hurt this much, and my muscles shake with every break I get. It's coming fast, too fast, now, and I feel my vulva bulge, pushing with everything I have. "Oh, god, oh, god, please, please," I whimper. My labia once again turn white with how far they're stretched, and I'm praying and begging to whatever will listen as the head works its way out of my lips. And then my water breaks, my belly deflating as amniotic fluid rushes around my cunt, spilling out on the floor.

With a scream that tears my throat, I push the head out and almost faint. My legs close a little round the baby as I sob with relief. It's almost out. It's almost out. But the shoulders are bigger, and I keen as the burning reaches its absolute peak before it tumbles out, and with it comes a second wave of fluid, soaking everything around me. "Oh, god...oh, god..."

Maybe I don't need another drink this time.

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I am mildly disappointed in you guys, but I’m a woman of my word if you ignore all the times I’m not. The story will come eventually. After that will be a girlcock birth story.

One poll will not make me any less of a freak.

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If anyone wants to dm me please do, I have really wanted to rp or even just talk about birth with someone these past few days.

This still applies if you have already dmed me in the past and especially if you’ve been waiting on me to respond to you

It’s been so long at this point that I assume most people I was previously roleplaying with have given up and lost interest and I don’t wanna send anyone another message if they don’t actually care anymore, yknow?

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Guys I am seeing a disparity here and I’m starting to think you are aren’t nearly as freaky as I am

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Fantasy Maternity Ward

It had been a relatively quiet day at the maternity ward, but all of Dr. Ixia's hope of going home on time vanished when she heard the anguished screams of the petite elven woman being carried into the delivery room by her hulking orc husband. Half-orc deliveries were almost always a drawn-out, tortuous affair, and with the three-year length of elven pregnancies, the mother would surely need a lot of time and assistance to squeeze out the 60-70 pound toddler currently cramming its way through her overdilated cervix.

The nurse briefed the goblin OBGYN on the patient's status: "She's carrying a singleton, half-orc 163 weeks pregnant, and nearly fully dilated." The doctor's eyes widened at hearing how long the pregnancy had been. Elves usually couldn't handle bearing interspecies babies the full three years, but this woman had gone severely overdue. She shuddered thinking about the sheer size of the baby, and whether her body could even stretch enough to accommodate it.

The patient was helped into the birthing bed, her feet strapped up into the stirrups. Her breasts, sagging low with milk, were pushed up into her face by the enormity of her womb, which dominated the rest of her body. From Ixia's low angle it looked like it could be the size of the rest of her combined. The elf's straining, barrel-sized belly shifted back and forth as the strong, overdeveloped child confined within writhed, desperate to be born.

The doctor reached into the patient's swollen pussy to examine her cervix. She found her to be fully dilated, with the baby's watermelon-sized and colored head battering against the elf's hopelessly tiny pelvic inlet with each desperate push.

"Huff...huff...stuUUUUUUUUUCK!" was all the poor elf could say as another contraction made her strain desperately to squeeze the colossal head through her unyielding hips. "We're going to give you a little something to help you stretch", said Dr. Ixia, loading up a syringe with a clear potion.

Ixia made three careful injections into the ligaments holding her pelvis together, one in the front and one on either side of her delicate tailbone. She wrenched the strirrups back, bringing the elven woman's feet almost parallel to her head. The patient let out a desperate scream as she reacted to the burning sensation of her pelvic ligaments stretching like taffy.

With her hips finally widened enough for her pushes to slowly start squeezing the overdue toddler downwards, the patient writhed underneath the suffocating boulder of her belly, clinging desperately to her orc husband's burly arm. Each push brought a few agonizingly slow millimeters of progress, and with it an unimaginable searing pain that made her scream and wail that her hips would split. Though this was one of the most disproportionate births she'd attended, it was nothing the veteran doctor hadn't seen before. Ixia squirted some lubricating oil into the now bulging cunt of her patient, working it in around the brow of the child to hopefully ease its passage somewhat.

After a few hours the head was just barely starting to approach the elf's bulging lips. With a sliver of green skin visible, each push made her swollen flower distend just a bit more, until it formed a sickening bulge several inches wide. Her perineum was pulled so tight that it dragged her anus open with into a teardrop shape.

Ixia sighed, realizing that the elf's hole was just too small and tight to stretch around the colossal toddler head. She gently ran her fingers around the taut rim, testing its pliability and trying to stretch it around a little more of the huge skull. There was just no way it was going to fit without splitting the poor elf wide open.

"Ready the traction forceps," Ixia said to her assistant. As the device was being assembled, she rubbed a sticky potion into the elf's vaginal lips and perineum. "This will help you stretch wide enough to deliver." she explained.

With the ointment taking effect Ixia was just barely able to wiggle the curved metal faces of the forceps into the patient's birth canal and secure them into place around either side of the head. She locked them together and hooked the apparatus up to a chain, then turned a crank to create constant pressure against her patient's stubborn cunt.

"IT'S RIPPING MEeeeeeee!" screams the poor elf, struggling to stay calm with the burning sensation in her overstretched cunt suddenly multiplying tenfold. "Calm down, you're not tearing. Just breathe and push when you feel a contraction." Privately, Ixia had her doubts. The doctor prided herself on rarely having to cut her patients, but the sheer size of the grossly overdeveloped half-breed could easily prove too large for the extra capacity provided by the stretching ointment.

Over the next three hours the elf's grotesquely stretched pussy gradually stretched around the baby's boulder-like, fused skull. The doctor periodically ratcheted up the tension, and reapplied more ointment to the patient's vulva and perineum. But just before it reached its widest point, it stopped progressing.

The red-faced elf gasped as Ixia explained that the shoulders had become stuck on her tailbone. "Brace yourself, this will be quite uncomfortable." said the doctor as she pulled on an elbow-length surgical glove.

Ixia carefully squeezed her hand into the gaping maw of the elf's rectum. She faced severe resistance from the stretching and squeezing being exerted on the hole by the massive obstruction lodged in the birth canal. Every square inch of space in the moaning patient's pelvic cavity seemed to be taken up by the baby, but finally the doctor was able to get some leverage on the shoulders.

With the next push she attempted to rotate the anterior shoulder, but it wouldn't budge. It was completely wedged against the unusually prominent bone. With a sickening pop, the fragile spur gave way. Ixia quickly withdrew her arm from the patient and provided counterpressure as the unstuck baby surged forward.

"Try to pant through the urge to push. If it comes too quickly you're going to tear yourself badly." But the agonized elven woman was far too deep into the throes of labor to resist her body's desperate signals. With the next contraction the head finally popped free from her gaping cunt with a gush of fluid. Ixia disengaged the forceps and gently guided the shoulders and torso out. With one more quick push the gigantic toddler fully emerged from the elf's blown-out birthing hole.

Ixia needed help from her assistant to lift the child onto the mother's chest. As the new parents cooed over their firstborn and the nurses cleaned him up and did their examinations, she supervised the delivery of the placenta and stitched up the shockingly minor tears in the elf's loose, swollen-purple hole.

"76 pounds 15 ounces!" announced one of the nurses after weighing the chubby newborn boy. "One of the largest I've ever delivered" thought Ixia to herself. With the ordeal largely over, the doctor advised the patient to stay on bedrest for at least six weeks while her tailbone healed and alchemically stretched body parts slowly returned to normal. Finally, hours after she expected, she could go home.

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poor tgirl who just wants to graduate from uni but gets cursed to be constantly giving birth nonstop and now has to try to focus with neverending contractions and a head low in her pelvis at all times <3

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That Shockspectrum post you just reblogged,

To have a Transfem QT beg me to breed her over and over again and get pregnant with my seed a dozen times over...

For a baby mama like that, Id be one happy baby daddy, I tell you what.

Sir, I think you should marry me because I think I’d be perfect for you.

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Did you know that spotted hyenas actually deliver through their pseudopenis? It's a literal girl cock! How amazing isn't it?

Yes, it’s very cool. Nature is fucking metal.

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Been looking at all the amazing transfem anal birth content lately. I really do think that giving birth from the anus is possible with a premie baby. Ones that are 5 pounds and under.

I looked into head circumference for premature babies and they are around 11 to 11.5 inches around. Which is about 3.5 inches across.

Most hardcore anal enthusiasts can easily do that. So yeah it could really be done. Just some food for your thoughts.

Cheers

That is pretty cool, though I don’t usually tend to put much thought into whether or not it’s possible.

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gf who wipes away your tears while you birth her baby