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Me: Hey, what's up? How did the weekend go?

My highly sexual friend: I met this guy with a huge d**k and I had the best time ever. We didn't leave bed at all during the weekend.

My awkward and asexual ass: Oh...... I also spent the weekend in bed...... reading The Chronicles of Narnia.

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This is the main reason I feign to be heterosexual. I’m tired of these comments and it’s quite easy to feign being a hetero, you just have to say: “oh damn they’re hot”, when you see someone pretty from the other sex. I’ve done it so many years that it’s automatic, everytime I see someone beautiful I say the hot thing. If anyone asks, I’m heterosexual, even if the person asking is LGTB+, I literally don’t trust anyone to know my asexuality because they will just laugh at it.

JUST LET ME BE.

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Honestly, since I was 14 years old I’ve felt really bad with my body hair til the point that I don’t go to the beach or to the pool anymore. I don’t like my legs even if they’re shaved because the hair grows so fast and so thick that it’s still noticeable even freshly shaved, and wax ends up in the infamous “strawberry legs”, and for this reason I avoided shorts, dresses and skirts for a long time. But now I just wear black thighs and it’s been such a confident boost. I mean I still don’t want to show my legs in public, but now at least I wear pretty clothes with confidence and I really love my black thighs, they make my legs beautiful. But yeah, I still have a lot of confidence problems: from not putting my hair in a bun because of my nape hair to wearing long shirts so they don’t lift when I crouch and show my back or tummy hair.

i hate when i make body-hair positivity posts and people (almost always white) comment with stuff like “yes fuzz is so cute!” like no….i’m not here for my girls with just fuzz i’m here for girls who have thick dark coarse hair all over their bodies, girls who have eyebrows thicker than their dad’s, girls whose eyebrows blend in with their hairlines, girls with mustaches, girls with thick sideburns, girls who have hairy arms, legs, toes, fingers, and hands, girls with nipple hair, girls who can’t tell where their tummy hair ends and their happy trail begins, girls with back hair, girls with unibrows. hair doesn’t have to be peach fuzz on a white body for it to still be cute.

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Bisexual friend: Ugh, I'm tired of women, I'm going to be asexual from now on.

Me: That would be celibacy, not asexuality.

Bisexual friend: Well that's more or less the same.

Me: ...

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Sangwoo could you fucking stop being beautiful? I don’t want any kind of attraction towards you, but you’re making this very difficult.

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Maybe it’s just me, but doesn’t Bum look much more older or “mature” in this panel?

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Men trying to make women feel guilty about protecting themselves from rape or assault with such harmless methods as: - Taking a detour. - Walking faster. - Bringing a friend. - Entering a shop. - Pretending to talk through the phone. - Etc...

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I always get frustrated when I can’t find a dakimakura with some female anime character I like that doesn’t involve bobs and vagene. Is it so difficult to find one dakimakura with Shiina Mayuri that is as pure as she is? She doesn’t even flirt in the whole series, why do you put her in a sexual position???? I JUST WANT TO HUG HER WHILE I SLEEP!

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Figure companies: Here you have another scale figure of Aoba from Dramatical Murder!

Me: That's great, but could you also pay attention to the other characters? Koujaku could make for a beautiful japanese-themed figure, and Noiz could make for a pretty colorful one, and...

Figure companies: HERE-YOU-HAVE-AOBA-SERAGAKI

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@nah-youre-scary Sorry but I’m not trying to discover you anything, it’s already known that Sangwoo confuses Bum with his mother, that’s why I said “confirmed”. Learn to read and stop being a snob.

Can we talk about how Bum and Sangwoo’s mom look so similar? Now it’s almost confirmed that Bum is in this situation just because Sangwoo sees his mother in him.

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Maybe his father looked like that at home. I’m sure this man was like Sangwoo is now: handsome, well-educated, kind... But on the outside, with other people, inside his house he was this violent and ugly guy. That is actually pretty typical with this type of men, they seem normal to the other people, sometimes they seem like really good people, ideal men, but in their house they beat their wife and children.

Who’s gonna explain this?

Was that how Bum imagined Sangwoo’s father? Looks a bit like his uncle.

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Can we talk about how Bum and Sangwoo’s mom look so similar? Now it’s almost confirmed that Bum is in this situation just because Sangwoo sees his mother in him.

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Me to my LGTBQA+ friends after watching The Handmaid's Tale: GENDER TRAITOR!

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OUR BUMI IS SO CUTE TRYING ON CLOTHES MY HEART JUST DID A BIG FAT UWU

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I’ve noticed that black girls on the subway have a distinct smell in their hair, like an earthy smell, reaaally calming and good, and quite strong, but not overwhelming. And since I noticed that, I go creeping to black girls just to sit besides them and enjoy the fragrance. I’m actually curious, does someone know if that smell comes from an actual product? It smells a bit like incense. I must say that black people in my country come mostly from North Africa.

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I will always remember the reaction of my lesbian friend after telling her I was asexual.

Me: Hey, I think I'm asexual?

Her: ABOUT FUCKING GODDAMN TIME!

Me: What? You... knew?

Her: What, you didn't knew? It was written in your face. I explained what was asexuality to you trying to make you realize. Well, you realized, but it took me two fucking years.

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Me: I want to read a book about asexual love that is cute and fluffy and...

My salty ass: No you don't, you know you'll feel miserable when you realize that you'll never have that kind of cute asexual relationship with anyone because finding an asexual man is harder than finding something non-black in your wardrobe.