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theory: “mamma mia!” (2008) and “kingsman: the secret service” (2014) take place in the same universe

my evidence? 

colin firth.

in “mamma mia!”, which is arguably set in the 90s, he plays:

an englishman named harry

whose last name is not known

who demonstrates an affinity for aliases (”harry headbanger”)

who lives in london

who works as a banker which sounds fake

isn’t “spontaneous”

is gay

in “kingsman: the secret service,” where the main story is arguably set in 2014, he plays:

an englishman named harry

whose last name is now revealed to be hart

who demonstrates a penchant for aliases (”galahad”)

who lives in london

who is actually a secret agent…which he has to lie about and tell people he’s some boring job like a banker

can’t afford to be spontaneous bc he’s a secret agent and if he doesn’t plan things out he will probably die

tells a random woman that he’s gay (among other things) (he’s implied to be lying but literally nothing in the film indicates that anything in the line where he says that is not true)

CONCLUSION: Harry from “Mamma Mia!” and Harry from “Kingsman: The Secret Service” are the same person. The opening scene (before it jumps to “17 years later”) of Kingsman takes place, at most, a few years apart from the events of “Mamma Mia!” Also, Harry Hart is gay. Thank you for your time. 

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The face she’s making is EVERYTHING

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“Authorities confirmed she emerged without a scratch.”

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For A While I Was A Cynic About My Childhood But Screw It:

High School Musical was awesome.

“That’s So Raven” was amazing.

I still watch the first three Halloweentown movies.

“The Suite Life of Zack and Cody” was cool.

Nothing will ever replace “Kim Possible” in my heart.

“Phil of the Future” doesn’t get enough credit.

I still remember Now You See It, Get a Clue!, Phantom of the Megaplex & The Scream Team. (I can’t really find a GIF for that)

I would still watch a third season of “American Dragon Jake Long”.

I wish “House of Mouse” was still on the air.

Twitches was awesome.

I never really got into “Lizzie McGuire” & “Even Stevens”…but I wish I had.

There are still songs by Hannah Montana in my iTunes library.

I’m still watch “Phineas and Ferb” with a passion.

What can I say? I was a Disney Channel kid.

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give me the romcom we deserve starring chris evans and chris hemsworth ya cowards

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Good night.

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sasha… when in the FUCK are you going to bring this look back

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junkrat + jester for @frankenschwein

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i drew a pigeon on ms paint when my internet stopped working do you guys like it

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well at least i have some lööps...

You're stranded on a deserted island with the person on your lockscreen. How screwed are you?

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team revengers moodboard

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Young girls really are pressured now more than ever to be seen as beautiful and sexy and perfect like IG models and whatever the fuck…..like that’s why you see “me at 14 vs 14 year old girls today” posts……….we didn’t have this constant stream of content like they do…..content telling us to be perfect and to have perfect clothes and sharp eyeliner wings that look photoshopped and shit like that….I mean it’s always been there but not like this…and while I think girls should be able to dress however they want and do whatever they want…..you have to take into consideration the fact that this all stems from a toxic culture where women have to be perfect and beautiful…now at younger and younger ages….and it’s really gross…and the media continues to sexualize and like…make young girls seem older and more appealing than they actually are idk the whole thing makes me so uncomfortable and it’s only going to get worse :/

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no time to explaine im HAVE TO spill all the water in my bowl. u wouldmt understamd anyway.