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Thank you!!!!!! That is indeed fic1

Trying to find two fanfics plz help. Both were found on AO3

Fanfic 1

MDZS/SVSSS crossover

Post-canon for both, WangXian visit a minor sect or clan because of a wish-granting artifact (the head of said clan/sect used it to wish for genital enhancements, and ended up practically bedridden due to the new size). After fixing the situation, they bring it back to Gusu, where they entrust Lan Sizhui to get it properly secured, only for him to accidentally use it by wishing he was /actually/ WangXian’s child (I think there is also some measure of time mentioned, though I can’t remember the exact wording). The wish is granted by sending WangXian back to the lectures, and they start changing things. WangXian get engaged, WWX creates a device to determine blood relations, which reveals some heavy Lan secrets as well as the fact that WWX got himself pregnant with LSZ.

Plot jumps over to SVSSS at some point during the story to reveal that the artifact is connected to SQQ’s system, and that Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are blood related to Wei Wuxian, as they are the parents of BSSR, who is the mother of CSSR. After some discussion, the three set off on two missions, one is to find Wei Wuxian and one is to find Lan Sizhui and convince him to reverse his wish.

Fanfic 2

MDZS

Canon divergence

WWX manages to swap places with JZX at just the right moment to save JZX but die in his place. This results in the Burial Mounds attacking any of Jin blood. Time skip happens, and WWX is brought back by MXY, only to discover that Jin Ling and and Jin ZiXuan are the only Jins left (that they really know of), and that they go by Jiang instead

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Trying to find two fanfics plz help. Both were found on AO3

Fanfic 1

MDZS/SVSSS crossover

Post-canon for both, WangXian visit a minor sect or clan because of a wish-granting artifact (the head of said clan/sect used it to wish for genital enhancements, and ended up practically bedridden due to the new size). After fixing the situation, they bring it back to Gusu, where they entrust Lan Sizhui to get it properly secured, only for him to accidentally use it by wishing he was /actually/ WangXian’s child (I think there is also some measure of time mentioned, though I can’t remember the exact wording). The wish is granted by sending WangXian back to the lectures, and they start changing things. WangXian get engaged, WWX creates a device to determine blood relations, which reveals some heavy Lan secrets as well as the fact that WWX got himself pregnant with LSZ.

Plot jumps over to SVSSS at some point during the story to reveal that the artifact is connected to SQQ’s system, and that Luo Binghe and Shen Qingqiu are blood related to Wei Wuxian, as they are the parents of BSSR, who is the mother of CSSR. After some discussion, the three set off on two missions, one is to find Wei Wuxian and one is to find Lan Sizhui and convince him to reverse his wish.

Fanfic 2

MDZS

Canon divergence

WWX manages to swap places with JZX at just the right moment to save JZX but die in his place. This results in the Burial Mounds attacking any of Jin blood. Time skip happens, and WWX is brought back by MXY, only to discover that Jin Ling and and Jin ZiXuan are the only Jins left (that they really know of), and that they go by Jiang instead

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

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we got another good news roundup!

the fight is still on! don’t give up!

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wikipedia no longer being anywhere near the top of search results when looking up anything feels eviscerating

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*jumping rope* among us babies, infected with rabies,

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Well I mean…

The pet collection is labeled as “Pets? Babies? Dinner?” Sooo

Om nom

anybody knows what are these little creatures Taski Maiden carries in her bag?? are they like her minions? pets?? kids?? toys?? is it some sort of cultural reference??? I would like to draw smth with them but not sure of their purpose

bonus sketch because I love her >o<

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*baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws* *baps you with my paws*

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my wife is constantly mocking me for how lightly done I like my toast. “your hot bread is done,” she says to me. disgusting

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this tweet. but for tumblr

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Hey remember when US and Russia was all like “We’re the best!!! We’ve won the space race!!!!” But India sent a kick-ass space probe to Mars and the whole mission was fuel efficient, costed less and a roaring success in the first try and then they were like “…..wait no that can’t be true” and still have the audacity to call us “underdeveloped” or only view us as a ‘third world country’? :)

For anyone who needs more info, the probe was called Mangalyaan (which literally means space probe vehicle) or Mars Orbiter Mission (MOM) and you can also get more information here and here

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the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

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Holding up snarky signs doesn't seem to be working.

For me, it isn't about whether this action is appropriate or not. It's about how this kind of action is inevitable.

I'm going to let Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. explain in a quote no one seems to post during his annual holiday.

"It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?"

If you only speak up about a supercharger catching fire and ignore the unheard, you are prioritizing a thing over people.

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What the media won't show