darkshrimpemotions
darkshrimpemotions
queer love can save the world if you let it
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M.A. in fanfiction (real) & Ph.D. in Dean Studies (not real). Unintentional founder of the fandom wine grump coalition. Assigned verified Heller by beloved mutual. Autumn bitch. Swiftie. Every month I blaze my silliest post. Whatever the enby version of a girls' girl is. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸
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Lima, Ohio, USA
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i'm seeing a lot of elderly and midle aged women with purple hair around lately and i think thats beautiful so i made a meme about it
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darkshrimpemotions · 5 hours ago
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We’re not broken, just a little damaged.
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Love getting stared down by an old man in the doctor's office waiting room when I put on a mask. Motherfucker I am not dying or becoming even more disabled to coddle your reactionary conservative fee-fees.
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darkshrimpemotions · 15 hours ago
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I've been working my ass off on this... Wssp gang
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darkshrimpemotions · 16 hours ago
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How ridiculous it is to think we were once strangers, when now you take a piece of my heart with you every time we part ways.
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darkshrimpemotions · 21 hours ago
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GUILLERMO
MY BOY I LOVE HIM SM
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darkshrimpemotions · 21 hours ago
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sometimes a mutual you’ve followed for years wakes up one day and decides that they are a WWE RPF shipper now and that’s the new theme of the blog for god knows how long and it’s not like you can unfollow them so I guess we’re just here now
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Snuck in a couple of attacks over on Art Fight this year! 💪🏻 Been a few years since I participated, but I wanted to push myself to do more non-work related art when I could, and my pals' OCs are always fun to play with
(If you'd like me to play with your OCs, my commissions are always open!)
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darkshrimpemotions · 1 day ago
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looking for opinions both from americans and non-americans: what would you consider to be the big 4 american cities in terms of like, vibes-based cultural impact?
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darkshrimpemotions · 2 days ago
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The silly.
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1.Full body of Nandor and Guillermo walking through a short, narrow doorway, Guillermo's arm tucked into Nandor's elbow. Guillermo smiles at someone offscreen and lifts his hand in greeting, saying, "Hi, Mami." Nandor, too tall for the door, smashes his face into the top of the doorframe.
2.Knees up of Nandor and Guillermo spooning in bed together, Guillermo as the big spoon in his blue striped pajama set and Nandor as the big spoon in a cream blouse that drapes to mid-thigh. Nandor's arm is draped over Guillermo's middle and Guillermo's hands are tucked together under his chin. They are both blushing furiously and looking awkward, eyes darting around the room away from one another. Nandor says, in the form of a tweet from sweetposting, "Sorry for getting a boner during the platonic cuddle bro I'll try to do better and be better."
3. Waist up of Nandor and Guillermo facing each other, Guillermo growling angrily and holding a large wooden stake up to Nandor's nose. Nandor is leaning back and looks nervous, face flushed. Guillermo says, in the form of a text message screenshot, "I'd kill you if I was absolutely sure you wouldn't be into it." /end ID
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I rewatched the Mortal Instruments movie today and it could just be that I haven't read the book in a while but it wasn't as bad as I remembered. The casting and visuals were great, they were clearly trying to set up future character relationships (having Simon and Izzy paired together far more than I remember from the first book, and that shot of Simon's face reflected in the glass case for the Mortal Cup is haunting when you consider his full arc). They really nailed the level of horror and disgusting demons are described with in the books, and JCB will ALWAYS be Jace in my head. The aesthetics of the Institute, the gear and runes...the writing was messy in aj attempt to set up SO much future in an already packed story but the visuals absolutely nailed it.
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If I had a nickel for every time an actor who played King Henry also played Valentine Morgenstern I'd have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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I've reblogged gofundmes before but never one quote this personal. My friend needs more help than I alone can give right now, so I'm boosting this here in hopes that it will help.
I first met Lyli when they moved in two houses down from me in middle school. They came to my thirteenth birthday party, and we clicked immediately. When we entered high school, we rode the same bus as well and quickly became close. We shared a passion for music, a love of Star Wars, and a feeling of not quite fitting into our surroundings that neither of us could yet put a name to (spoiler alert: we're both queer!).
We used to walk from the bus stop together and end up lingering in their driveway just talking so long that my grandma would call her mom, asking whether I was still sitting out there on the asphalt, chatting away.
Walking home turned into driving around together, the sharing of our deepest secrets reserved for those nights spent on bumpy backroads. We climbed in each other's windows, each other's homes a refuge when our own homes became untenable for one reason or another. We shared pretty much everything.
Lyli came out to me in our junior year of high school, years before I would finally admit to anyone--even myself--that I was also queer. We kept in touch through college, and grad school, but eventually time and distance did their work and we drifted apart. But I can't think of being young without thinking of Lyli, and I always hope that they're doing well.
Which is why I was so pained to hear about their recent troubles. I've seen the struggles they overcame in their adolescence, and they're an incredibly strong and resilient person, but even the most resilient person needs help sometimes. If I had a house I would tell Lyli to bring Liam and their cat and move in tomorrow. If I had money I would give it to them without question. But I don't have either of those things. What I do have is a tumblr and a lot of very kind followers that I'm hoping can help out a queer family in dire need. Even if you can only give a couple of dollars, that's a couple more dollars between Lyli and homelessness.
If you can give, please do. If you can't, I totally understand. Please reblog so that this post can reach the widest possible audience. 💓
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darkshrimpemotions · 3 days ago
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“is this character good or bad” “is this ship unproblematic or not” “is this arc deserving of redemption or not” girl…
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I've reblogged gofundmes before but never one quote this personal. My friend needs more help than I alone can give right now, so I'm boosting this here in hopes that it will help.
I first met Lyli when they moved in two houses down from me in middle school. They came to my thirteenth birthday party, and we clicked immediately. When we entered high school, we rode the same bus as well and quickly became close. We shared a passion for music, a love of Star Wars, and a feeling of not quite fitting into our surroundings that neither of us could yet put a name to (spoiler alert: we're both queer!).
We used to walk from the bus stop together and end up lingering in their driveway just talking so long that my grandma would call her mom, asking whether I was still sitting out there on the asphalt, chatting away.
Walking home turned into driving around together, the sharing of our deepest secrets reserved for those nights spent on bumpy backroads. We climbed in each other's windows, each other's homes a refuge when our own homes became untenable for one reason or another. We shared pretty much everything.
Lyli came out to me in our junior year of high school, years before I would finally admit to anyone--even myself--that I was also queer. We kept in touch through college, and grad school, but eventually time and distance did their work and we drifted apart. But I can't think of being young without thinking of Lyli, and I always hope that they're doing well.
Which is why I was so pained to hear about their recent troubles. I've seen the struggles they overcame in their adolescence, and they're an incredibly strong and resilient person, but even the most resilient person needs help sometimes. If I had a house I would tell Lyli to bring Liam and their cat and move in tomorrow. If I had money I would give it to them without question. But I don't have either of those things. What I do have is a tumblr and a lot of very kind followers that I'm hoping can help out a queer family in dire need. Even if you can only give a couple of dollars, that's a couple more dollars between Lyli and homelessness.
If you can give, please do. If you can't, I totally understand. Please reblog so that this post can reach the widest possible audience. 💓
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