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Goddammit Archie. You are awfully self righteous for a guy who started a gang yourself literally two weeks ago.

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MRS. COOPER. MA'AM. I WAS IN NO WAY PREPARED FOR THAT.

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Okay Archie's gone a little off but does Weatherbee really think he cares about football when his dad was shot and nearly bled out right in front of him???

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"I'm an unwed mother carrying my cousin's babies! I' the poster child for sin!" I CANNOT.

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FORSYTHE PENDLETON?!

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Archie is absolutely going through the ringer.

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OMG LEAVE POP ALONE HE'S BEEN THROUGH ENOUGH.

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Oh NASTY. Ms. Grubdy moved to Greendale and immediately started up with another teenage boy, even younger than Archie by the looks of it. 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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Betty...please get your head out of suburbia for 5 seconds.

Jughead isn't "better than the Serpents" because you're his girlfriend. Jughead and the Serpents are the part of Riverdale that's been the most left behind and forgotten, and they do what they have to do for survival's sake. And please remember, the last major tragedy in this town wasn't perpetrate by a Serpent. It was the town's most upstanding, wealthiest citizen. Your sister wasn't locked away by a Serpent. That was your own upstanding parents. Family's like Ethel's weren't nearly destroyed by a Serpent. That was big businessman Hiram Lodge.

There's not some magical line across the border of Southside fhat divides good, safe people from bad, dangerous ones, girlie.

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Oh yeah Hermione, your daughter thinks you're capable of murder, definitely the way to convince her otherwise is to threaten to physically abuse her. I hate this woman.

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When did Jughead get a motorcycle?!

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Betty really is the glue. Also she's just freaking her mom out on purpose at this point. 😂

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THAT'S HOW SEASON ONE ENDED?!?!?!???!?!?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Riverdale fans listen, all this time I misjudged you. How could you be anything but unhinged after that. How could you ever recover.

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Given how the "upstanding" citizens of Riverdale treat people, I don't blame Jughead for immediately putting on that jacket tbh.

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God Hermione sucks. She really looks at Cheryl looking tiny and pale and like death warmed over and says "what is SHE doing here." As if that isn't a child who lost her brother and father in a matter of weeks. As if she doesn't clearly look like she's been through something ELSE horrible. As if Hermione Lodge has the right to use that accusing tone about anyone when she's up to her elbows in the blood of innocents right next to her husband and Cheryl's parents and every other shitty adult in this town.

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CHERYL!! 😭😭😭

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I am exceedingly worried about Cheryl. It feels like she's saying goodbye.