darlingcows · 4 months ago
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jerry jones saying “she’s a great face for our game in the NFL” when asked if he’s proud of his daughter (the highest ranking woman in football)
typical patriarchal misogyny
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darlingcows · 9 months ago
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no but if we’re vibing on a dating app
and I happen to not respond in a couple of days
is that really reason to leave the chat or unmatch??
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darlingcows · 9 months ago
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The horrors persist, but so do I
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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I’m so tired of dating apps. After bowling and feeling a cute vibe from the host, I went out and got a little tipsy with friends.
Tell me, why did I call the bowling alley and leave my number for “a gentleman working tonight”??? Which one? Why?
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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you're cute but can I wake you up at 3am to cum in you
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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“what have you been up to lately?” i don’t leave the house
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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it sucks having found a person who knows everything about me, my favorite snacks and my orders from every restaurant, my coffee preference, my fav water temp (light ice), my movie and show genres. someone to sing in the car with, and dance in the kitchen, to share inside jokes with. someone who would listen to my silly stories, who has heard every embarrassing thing I’ve ever done, who loves my family and supports my dreams…but they’ve betrayed me over and over again. they can be everything and more but lie to my face. lie and cheat, and hide their true selves behind my best friend.
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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In the club
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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obsessively wondering if he dm’ed me during the 6 hours I had him blocked
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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#same
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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go watch Barbie
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darlingcows · 10 months ago
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darlingcows · 11 months ago
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If i get a coin every time I fall in love with a couple that is not meant to be endgame even though they have better chemistry and understanding than the actual endgame🤡🤡😭
Yeah, adding Baxter right now 😭
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darlingcows · 1 year ago
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"am I being annoying" are you aware that my heart is trying to crawl out of my chest to get to you
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darlingcows · 1 year ago
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Gop flat out admitting they don’t want young people to vote, tho.
They are even acknowledging she isn’t telling anyone how to vote.
Just telling them to vote makes her bad.
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darlingcows · 1 year ago
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Okay someone asked me earlier "Hey CT, you study the occult for a living, off the top of your head, what's the most popular form of the occult in today's world?"
Pseudo-nutrition. Bar none. A massive amount of the fad dieting world goes beyond simple misinformation and ignorance and full on into a systemized non-scientific theory of anatomy and nutrition that 100% qualifies as magic. If you replace the term "toxins" with "evil ghosts" half of these blogs would sound like sumerian curse tablets.
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