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Having a really weird introspection of my life but I'm not sure who I can even talk to about it.

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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

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Reblog daily for health and prosperity

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Being a sleep deprived is purely beneficial for me tbh.

Pros

- Insufficient energy (No Arguements!)

- Easily able to display physical affection (Trying to lean against something to rest.)

- Creative thoughts (I'm seeing things move in my peripherals.)

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sending her to fun space adventure

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If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

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I’m going to perform medical malpractice on you cuz I love you

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Introducing everyone to Rosie, the world's most preciousest babey

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whenever someone is talking about how perverted and dangerous a tranny (like me) is and they slip up and call her a "freak" or say her behavior "isn't normal" i laugh because like... that is exactly the language that has been used by bullies and men and conservatives to talk about me from day one. It's not about the material harm trans women cause. It's just about pumishing the weirdos.

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i havent had anybody bounce and moan on it since.... (a haunted look flashes across my face) the incident.

[darukaru]

you have to call her a good girl after she cums in your ass. trust me she needs this.

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Though this implies I made any good decisions to begin with...

Making bad decisions once again!

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Making bad decisions once again!

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messy eater