dashing-hyphen
dashing-hyphen
The most dashing of hyphens
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Emmett's my name. He/they, please! Autistic/ADHD. Mobility aid user + cripplepunk. 27 years old. There will be NSFW text posts at the very least here: proceed at ur own risk!
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dashing-hyphen · 57 minutes ago
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lets go places on mama
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dashing-hyphen · 2 hours ago
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dashing-hyphen · 4 hours ago
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based on those pictures of david on set with his dog,, u know
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dashing-hyphen · 4 hours ago
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Don't worry, no one in our family is [REDACTED]
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dashing-hyphen · 4 hours ago
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completely hopelessly addicted to this twitter account i found like 2 hours ago
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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chronic pain diagnoses are all like yeah we don't know what this is or why it happens. we also don't know how to treat it. good luck out there soldier
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dashing-hyphen · 6 hours ago
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instagram.com/p/DKtCaCOpo54/?igsh=MWJpeDlpbjB0OThjMw==
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dashing-hyphen · 7 hours ago
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dashing-hyphen · 7 hours ago
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We’re experiencing a handsome man shortage and I think David Corenswet is so brave for being one of the last handsome men in 2025 hopefully more men are influenced by him to become handsome
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dashing-hyphen · 7 hours ago
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if u are reading this i am pouring positive vibes on u from a lil watering can
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dashing-hyphen · 18 hours ago
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dashing-hyphen · 20 hours ago
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bro you gotta relinquish that shit. surrender it bro. it serves you not bro just cast it away.
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dashing-hyphen · 21 hours ago
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I hope my weird speech and awkward walk and nervous mannerisms are attractive to you
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dashing-hyphen · 21 hours ago
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one time when i was specializing in whales a guy came in and asked where the whales were right that instant (southern resident killer whales could be anywhere between alaska and california at any given moment) and as soon as i started explaining that he loudly interrupted "I'LL GO ASK A MAN" and stormed off to one of my employees and from a distance i watched him ask the same question and then the employee point back at me.
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dashing-hyphen · 22 hours ago
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10000 YEAR OLD ROCK ART OF GIRAFFES FOUND IN LIBYA LET'S GO
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dashing-hyphen · 22 hours ago
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Everyone please welcome the contestants for tonight's Friday Freaky Fellow Drop. My favorites are the blob and the gray relic at the bottom... pure mirth coming off that guy
Up in the shop tonight at 6pm est, but patrons can claim them now!
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dashing-hyphen · 23 hours ago
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this made me laugh so hard i started coughing
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