dashing-hyphen
dashing-hyphen
The most dashing of hyphens
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Emmett's my name. He/they, please! Autistic/ADHD. Mobility aid user + cripplepunk. 27 years old. There will be NSFW text posts at the very least here: proceed at ur own risk!
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dashing-hyphen · 1 hour ago
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This blog is my adult version of cutting pictures out of magazines and glueing them on to paper
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dashing-hyphen · 4 hours ago
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Woah mama just reminding my followers that TERF ideology is fundamentally evil and not welcome anywhere near my blog hummina hummina hummina
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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do you think youre stronger or weaker than the average person your height?
much stronger
slightly stronger
average
slightly weaker
much weaker
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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love books. because it’s like what if something happened
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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time to kicked mom
ID: Orange and white tabby laying on his side on a bed, he is kicking a hand so fast his feet are blurry
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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resume:
blogger 2014-present
creating thought provoking rhetoric
cultivating friendships, professional and personal
optimizing posting times to achieve maximum reach between timezones
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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can angels be clicker trained? time sensitive
you can clip a leash to a halo and do anything you want if youre quick enough
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dashing-hyphen · 5 hours ago
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Nvm, upon further reflection, I think I'm getting a double drop longboard:
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OUGH longboard
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dashing-hyphen · 8 hours ago
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How will a guy who uses a cane use a longboard? Wait and see bitches.... *Eats it immediately*
OUGH longboard
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dashing-hyphen · 9 hours ago
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Whenever i get sad I just think about sour cream baby and get smiled again
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dashing-hyphen · 11 hours ago
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do you think you could hang with jesus or was he like always on
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dashing-hyphen · 11 hours ago
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fanfic writers what font do you write in
i know on ao3 it's all in verdana but when you're drafting the fic in word or docs or whatever
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dashing-hyphen · 11 hours ago
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dashing-hyphen · 12 hours ago
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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.
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dashing-hyphen · 12 hours ago
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I felt like you guys will appreciate this
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