datnewnewtype
datnewnewtype
you are every song
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cat. 32. chicago. professional wine uncorker. mother of two. caffeine consumer.
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datnewnewtype · 19 days ago
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Sinners studies in heavypaint
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datnewnewtype · 20 days ago
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I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU
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datnewnewtype · 20 days ago
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learning that addiction is a progressive narrowing of the range of things that make one happy was kinda life changing for me. i apply it to everything not even just addiction i am always checking to ask if i am narrowing my range of happiness or widening it
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datnewnewtype · 20 days ago
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you cannot fix that blond man please step away and let the professionals take over
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datnewnewtype · 2 months ago
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is it ever okay to eat meat for medical reasons?
Only if you get permission from a blogger on the Internet first
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datnewnewtype · 2 months ago
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your edible is never going to kick in because you're a bad person
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datnewnewtype · 2 months ago
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How long will you stay silent while we die in front of your eyes? The murderous Zionists have bombed Al-Ahli Baptist Hospital — the only hospital serving Gaza City. They destroyed the surgery ward, the oxygen station, and hit the ICU.
My family is left to suffer, and the world watches in silence. Help my family in Gaza. Your support could mean their survival.
Donate to us here on GoFundMe or directly via PayPal.
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datnewnewtype · 2 months ago
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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everytime I remember that lesbian couple that have a marble statue of the two of them embracing and sleeping on a bed together over where their graves will be because the artists didn’t believe they would be able to be married before they died, so what they couldn’t have in life they could have in death, I fucking breakdown
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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sometimes thinking abt all the gaming youre gonna do later is what gets you through the workday and then you get home and do no gaming. not even a little bit of gaming
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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Final Fantasy (1989) Illustration: Yoshitaka Amano
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
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datnewnewtype · 3 months ago
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*draws them kissing again*
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