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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

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in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

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im gonna be honest gang i really don't care if a 16 year old sees porn. i think the circumstances & context around your first interaction with sexuality is a lot more important in whether or not it will be traumatizing in some way than the sex itself. like i think the first time i ever looked up porn i was 12? which is a very normal age as well. and i was also on tumblr where i saw a lot of people saying "hey porn isn't realistic" so when i watched porn i was like hmm interesting, maybe hot, but i's not good advice. and that was that. watching porn didn't lead me to engage with any adults, it didn't make me upset, all it did was help me visualize things and later explore my own sexuality. and im not saying there's no rules i couldn't get behind regarding minors and sexual content because we do have these concepts for good reasons. but i keep seeing people be like well OBVIOUSLY we should keep minors from watching porn! and im just like idk! do we really need to be majorly concerned with preventing teens from accessing porn as much as we need to make sure there is bountiful, educated and compassionate sex ed, workers rights for sex workers, and awareness around abuse? maybe the solution is better positive than negative

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now THIS is jewish culture

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two good pictures to use as examples when people haven’t seen ravens up close before

like yeah. they are That Big

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Someone asked me today, in all earnesty "How could the world be good with humans in it?"

And I find this brand of nihilistic misanthropy so tiring because humans are good.

Humans are delightful, compassionate, social creatures who care for each other's young and protect their weak.

Humans make meaningless vocalizations, just to make each other smile. Humans create intricate medleys of spices and flavorings just to enjoy the experience of eating.

Humans create pictures and tell stories and make music just to make each other feel things.

Humans are wonderful and good. But an, infinitesimally small fraction of our population has created dire circumstances for the rest of us. That reflects poorly on them, not our species.

This society is an aberration. Do not judge the creature by the effects of its brutal captivity.

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I've been working hard!! So much new stuff and restocks. Notably, my foiled Golem drawing that people have asked for is back in both silver and gold 💖 My shop is here. Thank you and stay safe!

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How different sects react to the image of Kali on Shiva:

Conservative Brahmin pundit: See? She is ASHAMED. Shiva is, in fact, being a good husband in that he's CONTROLLING her. RITUAL ORDER has been established! *Samadhis from moral superiority*

Shaiva: Shambhu really is awesome. Here, he is calmly observing his messenger doing his bidding as his energy of Destruction.

Sadhu: *15-second bong rip* I feel that.

Western yoga teacher: Here, don't bogart that bong. I do remember writing about this imagery in detail in my latest book. Have you read it yet? It's included in the price of this crystal workshop I'm hosting later this month.

Vaishnava: *Shudder of indignation* Urgh. Disgusting! At least when Krishna went to war, it was JUST, and not so frightfully gory. Besides, he looked a lot prettier. Thus spake verse 8636, stanza 9 of the--

Buddhist: *Smugly blissful smile* It's all bullshit, just like everything in this illusion that we think of as Existence. But at least this image is a good depiction of the level of crazy that we, deludedly, think goes on in this bullshit.

Brahmo: Bullshit is about right. We can reach enlightenment without this primitive nonsense, thankyouverymuch.

Hindu biologist: Excuse YOU, but as the ancient science of Ayurveda will tell you, the excrement of a bovine is sacred and contains chemicals that actively fight diabetes and cancer. In fact, I wrote a paper on this very subject in--

Jyotish astrologer: Anyway, back to the secret messages encoded in the subtle yantras hidden within this image, which I can unlock for you, if you just call my WhatsApp number. Give me your birth star and rs. 50 000.- I will do a puja that will put you in Shiva's consciousness immediately!

Bhakta: WHEEEEEEEEE

Shakta: Yes, yes, yes! Isn't she wonderful? Shiva here has the best, VIP seat from which to enjoy the dance of the Universe herself!

Tantric: Heh. No knickers.

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You saw the fire, Saw the devastation, Yet stepped Into my flames: You wanted to burn.

Then, why these tears, my child? They won't quench my flames, For my fire's hunger is age-old, As undying as Man's desire, As bottomless as his greed.

It is there to consume, Set there by the gods To serve Fate's bidding: One little girl is but a moth Swallowed in one fiery breath; Don't get any ideas.

And yet you come to me, And yet you lie down for me, And yet you sing of honey Drip honey between your legs:

Pour this honey into the fire-pit, then, Throw yourself on its pyre; Sacrifice unto me As Woman has always done:

I am ever there to swallow you, I am ever there waiting at the gates With open arms, With flaming tongues, With my prick a brand in your cunt For you to dance upon Like a flame:

I am always here for you, I am always here to hold you I am always here to enfold you To welcome you into Hell.

--Prema Kalidasi

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"undoing this character's death would take away his sacrifice and character arc" girl I don't give a shit. I'm bringing him back through the power of ao3 fix-it fics and there's nothing you can do to stop me x

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I've finally finished my Dread Wolf tarot embroidery from Dragon Age Inquisition! Clocking in at 64 hours of work, it measures 11.5 X 19.5 cm and I've been chipping away it during my downtime at work. My fellow community council members on Dragon Age: The Veilguard may have been biased while helping me choose which character's card to do, but I'm so grateful they did because it was so much fun to work on, and so different from the previous ones.

This is my fourth large Dragon Age character card project, and the first one I started since I uprooted everything to train as a costumer. Having a portable yet elaborate project was comforting while travelling for new experiences.

Now, who's excited for the new game later this year?!

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@edderkopper

Anatomical Heart and Japanese Eel (2024).

解剖心臓と鰻 (2024)。

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I was going to embroider a rose or something in the corner of this handkerchief, but then I realized I could do a wizard, so obviously I did a wizard.