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Wizard Tip #3: You Can Cast Whatever You Want If The Wizard Council Isn’t Looking

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I cast spell of magical rock to the face

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Slime Wizard that lives in your cauldron and gives you bad advice

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Trans Rights!

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Wizard yard sale:

Various bones

Babies 1st orb

Cursed amulet

Old robe

Sword Of The Chosen One

Some old DVDs

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i kissed a ghoul and i liked it…… the taste of her scary chapstick

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Happy B-Day Tiny wizard, my gift for you is a fireball, hope noone else got you one. Heeho

SPELL OF LIGHTNING! SPELL OF FEAR! SPELL OF GROW UP ONE MORE YEAR! I WILL MAKE YOUR BIRTHDAY LAST, WITH MY SPECIAL "BIRTHDAY BLAST"!

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Wizards are actually just wearing giant bathrobes and everyone is falling for it

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I eat beams and fireball for breakfast

fellow wizard... what is your opinion on BEAMS... (the magic energy kind, not the building kind)

i like them!!!

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Pros of living deep into the enchanted forrest:

-Magical tax evasion

-The wizard council holds no power here

-Nobody here to bother you

-The aesthetic

Cons of living deep into the enchanted forrest:

-If your orb breaks you'll have to travel pretty far to get a new one (teleportation spells don't get good connection here)

-All those goddamn portals to the fae realm that keep on opening. I swear to god, yesterday I had to close like 3 of them and 1 even opened up in my wizard wardrobe. Does anyone know how I stop this from happening time and time again

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reblog if your blog is a safe space for ghouls and goblins

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Let me JUST LEAVE THESE HERE UNATTENDED!

Those goddamn fae keep hiding my favorite bunny slippers.

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Those goddamn fae keep hiding my favorite bunny slippers.