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GETTT THAT BLOG A ROLLING ITS CHRISMTASS IN A WEEEK

DIDCHA HEAR??? DIDCHA SEE??? RAVING RUMORS RUNNIN' RIGHT TO A FRIGHT, THIS MUSICAL MADNESS INCARNATE HAS FADED TO THE DEPTHS OF A BLOG'S LAST BREATH, ASKS ARE ASH, SWEPT ASTRAY, A NUMBER THAT ENDED IN THE STAGE EXPLODING AND FUCKIGN DYING!!!! BUT HERE SHE IS, ALIVE AND WELL, BABE, YA WOULDN'T BELIVE THE PLACES I'VE BEEN TO GET THESE MITTENS, STRAIGHT TO TREACHERY FOR A SCARF, YOU'RE BREAKIN' DAVE'S HEART, DAVES BACK, THIS JOB MAY TRY TO KNOCK HYMM OFF OF HIS STEP, HIS PEP, OFF THE CLOCK OVER MY HEAD CAN'T STAY DEAD, BECAUSE BABE:

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Did you survive

Gonna take more than a sudden waterfowl squeaker splashdown to bring this mechanism to his knees!!!! In fact, those bouncing chuckable baby boys are stayin' in Dave's place, least until Roller can come back 'round town and bring it all down!!!

...soon. She'll be back soon.

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how gay are you in pounds

Pounds? Baby, LOOK AT ME!!! A mechanism ain't nothin' without the firepower to spread flames of fortissimo flap tap back snap toe tapping terror and delights of the night!!!!! These dualin' boobbots alone gotta be at least. More than 8. WAY WAY WAY MOREEEEEEEEE! Eight what? Next question!!!! And that's just a piece of this perfect performer's puzzle, no one wants a musical monster who ain't got the size to be larger than life, ESPECIALLY Dave, but never fear, kick back, relax, of course Dave's got Dave's standards, she knows how it's done, a beautiful fat fuck will always be top billin', number one, top of the star charts, so it's a longer number bop, you're gonna wanna ask little man on boastful-brainiac dot Tumblr dot com if ya want the margins!!!

But Dave's answer? Astronomical. And it's a fools errand to stop me, babe!

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YOU'RE BACK!!

Livin' up to those hearts in your name, ey babe? Cause the play of the game is a star from afar who's lookin' for flattery for his clang bang clattering crash bash, but WOOPS, the bash isn't going, the bash is everything, everyone, everyhow, evermore, EVEROMNIPOTENT!!!!!! So don't cry, babe, cause Dave was sealed away for a month, probably who really knows what happened, smile because he's here, and he's back, and he'll ALWAYS be back, AND I DO IT BETTER THAN PURPLE COULD EVER DREAM OF, BABES!!! HA CHA CHA!

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May I offer you a Tiny Desk Engineer in these trying times?

Oh babe... it's a confounding affront, crashing through all that we understand, a little yeehaw man who's turning this entire desk into a mini hoedown showdown set stage!!!

I LOVE IT!!!!!! AND I LOVE YOU, BABE!!!!!!

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dave brubot

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DAVE BRUBOT TWO??? Wellllll- no one can TRUELY capture the cacophony of crash birthday bash which is DAVEEEEEE BRUBOTTTTT, and no one should, cause everyone with a salt in their fries knows that to truly shine, you gotta move your own homemade oven baked at 350 degrees convection to groove, BUT on the other hand- if you wanna see firsthand with your eyes that are reading the words on this post right now yes you two of the monster mechanism herself-

[Pop SFX!]

YOU'RE IN LUCK, BABE!!!

YOU'RE IN FUCK, BABE!!!

THATS NOT THE LINE GOES DAVE TWO

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ohs ht i fell asleep at my desk again with my finger on the a key-

(@ask-toonie-cogsworth)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAATOONIE BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH COG OH STARS, HOW THIS MUSICAL MONSTER HAS MISSED THE MAJESTY OF THE MELODY TO MY GROOVE, THE JIVE TO MY JAM, THE SWING TO MY STEP-!!!!!!! It's been a hell of a missing month, but now the monarch mun is down and OUT of the dreary drag of desolation and she has DRIVEN onto the stage and is ready to do donuts around this rock tumbler dot com blog once again-

A RAT???????????? FOR LIL OL' DAVE???????????????????????? [What follows can only be described as girlish joyous "squee"-ing, combined with a piano falling down a flight of stairs. into an elevator shaft.]

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10 seconds remaining until duck blast

YES, and NO! Cause have you considered this counterstrike counterpoint out on the countertop? Dave's got her own blast from the pa-

[He was subsequently swarmed by a herd of low ballers]

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do you like to play and have fun? :'3

Yes.

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Greetings, Mr. Brubot, we have gotten word that you performed on-stage with Toons. For paperwork sake, would you care to explain why you would allow said Toons on-stage?

Well well we-de-do-de-da wel-!

Pa- paugh- paperwork??!

Well- a sudden sharp note sure slides this supreme soprano into a swirly spin!! Daves answer to your question 'bout this sudden inspection of Dave's performance perfection? Why NOT! Surely you've stuck your blade onto the stage of the musical monster's magical boogie bash! And if not, then oh babe, oh dear, oh darling, oh dear Backstabber Level Nine, does Dave feel so, SO sorry for YOU!!! But don't feel sorry for Dave, oh no, she knows how to, and how so, cause it takes two to ta-ang-go, and believe hymm when she says that those animated amigos know how to squash and stretch and slide and jive!!!

And if they come on in lookin' for a show, who's Dave to say no? He knows how, but why waste the greats?! At the end of the day, we're all a stage, babe, and as stunning and perfect as this Brubot beauty is, a stage wouldn't be all the rage if it was just a solo act!!! Right, babe? RIGHT!!!! WINK!!!!!!!!

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its alright, mun! stay safe and take care of yourself!

((thx man!!!!!1 so far its going good, i just thought i aughta put something out since the weekend was a lotta recovery and work for me, and while im doing much better i just gotta get settled in, so to speak. i def have hopes for this blog and my directors blog so!! im doing my best XD and i hope u have a great day too!!!

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((i wanted to apologize for going mia like that college and getting sick happened. idk fully when i'll be able to get back into the flow but i swear i will at some point ok thx)

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how many coins have you eaten in your entire lifespan, dude...

Well babe, if you wanna reach for the stars, THIS star, and risk PAINFULLY BURNING TO A CRUNCHY CRISP your entire arm to find out, be my de-do-dowap-da-da-do-rei-mi-my delightfully daring guest!!!

But if not, then suit yourself, Dave gets it, and he's got you, say its true, she knows through and through, you'll need that arm for something else!!! How does she know?

...

WINK!

Thankfully, there's one verse she's gotten from that little man, that boogie bug, that two set three step four eyes five little minds star on the RISE!!! The verse of long numbers, babe! Checking this musical monsters Daveulations (Dave Calculations) WE- DRUMROLL PLEASE- GETTTTTTTTTTTT

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Hey guyff lookat thiff ffhit

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Well..... if an audience wants more, that what kind of star would Dave be if he didn't shine and blind brightly???

Especially when the audience is a proven perfect beauty in blue who's already got THIS Dave dave-dreaming about a blushing blissful beautiful Brubot bride, babe <3

WINK!!!!

Whats your favorite song? :o

BABE, THAT'S LIKE TELLING A MOTHER TO PICK A FAVORITE COGLING!!!! Could be done, but do you WANT it to be done???? Sure, there's certain beats and bops that this funky factory would rather blast, if he had to choose, but same goes for any other suit in this joint!!! Plus, babe, full disclosure, get ready for this doozy fainter, this knockout painter- the top pick changes all the time for this brass class!!!!! Heck, the top twentyteen picks constantly switch!!!!!!! It's whatever the beast brings, and the beat my heart sings. Simply cut and open and shut and up, it's a reprise of Dave Brubot pronouns, babe!!!!!

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Welllllllllllllllllllllll...

THAT IS ONE OF THEM!!!

Why? Well- that's for Dave to know, the Jellyfish to jive to that sweet symphony, and for YOU, yes YOU, to never find out!!!

Whats your favorite song? :o

BABE, THAT'S LIKE TELLING A MOTHER TO PICK A FAVORITE COGLING!!!! Could be done, but do you WANT it to be done???? Sure, there's certain beats and bops that this funky factory would rather blast, if he had to choose, but same goes for any other suit in this joint!!! Plus, babe, full disclosure, get ready for this doozy fainter, this knockout painter- the top pick changes all the time for this brass class!!!!! Heck, the top twentyteen picks constantly switch!!!!!!! It's whatever the beast brings, and the beat my heart sings. Simply cut and open and shut and up, it's a reprise of Dave Brubot pronouns, babe!!!!!

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FAVORITE MISICAL PIECE OF ALL TIME?????????

Babe, I've sang this once, I've sang it twice, but lets gun for thrice, cause I KNOW you're just begging for more before they show ya the door!!! So swing up and down and around and keep those ears open and those feet flying!!! EVERY song is the musical piece of all time to these vivacious vibealicious vibrant audio processors!!! Even if it ain't what this monster would mash and bash on the stage to create a delicious plate of majestic musical hash, someone out there's gotta love 'im, even if that someone ISN'T Dave!!!! To pick the piece of all time is like telling little man to pick a favorite of the Nephews ft. Niece of all time!!! Dave ain't doin' it, babe!!!!