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While we all want Eddie and Chrissy kicking ass together in the Upside Down, what I want even more is for them to be absolute scaredy cats together in the Upside Down.

Both of them screaming, crying and clinging to one another whenever they see or hear something scary, even if it’s nothing.

Steve and Nancy telling them they have to keep moving, but they’re both snuggled up hiding in a closet or under a bed and Eddie pops his head out like: “yeah, no, we’ve decided that we’re hiding here forever thanks, bye.”

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the rat living in my walls is trying to infiltrate my room- sir, this is not a 24 hr arby's. go back to your other rat house in my kitchen. i'm trying to play digital barbies and your ludicrous scratching is killing the mood- it's supposed to be sad, bella goth just got abducted by aliens (again.) scratch in sad little rat boy silence.

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slay darlene slayy

yes girl give us nothing <3

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yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women

wh... what is this new nightmare?

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at first i was like lol pornbots- now i'm declaring war go away I am apsarticus u are tiny greek man in meditteraenian i will eat u

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a haiku

everyday I wake up I wonder if Ao3 authors are ok, and the answer is no. they, in fact, are not.

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going into 2023 be like

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viva la vida defined 2008 I don’t remember anything else and I refuse to

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Portland airport

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i hope the porn bots that suddenly started following me see this

literally what is with the influx of porn bot follows im getting

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this is the most iconic sims 2 song and i’ll fight anyone who disagrees w/ me

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PLEASE I THINK ABOUT THIS DAILY-

I will never not be absolutely heartbroken and crushed by “ LPS: the three journals “ being deleted

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This close 🤏 to walking into a mysterious fog and never coming back

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everytime i open the damn tumblr dashboard i think to myself what in the butter fuckery is this

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That post about death note being “everyone’s first anime” (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

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i would sell all of my belongings to see jim hopper kick ted wheeler's ass

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Me: wow, I'm totally going to sleep tonight I have so many things to do tomorrow! My Narrator (in a very condescending tone): She would, in fact, not sleep tonight. Instead, she would rewrite an entire novel she found in her archive of terrible writings from middle school. The plot of which involved a love story between a human-turned-cow and a gnome in the midst of the dancing plague of 1518. There will be so many tabs open on her laptop that it will literally blow up and when the nice folks at geek squad kindly ask her "what the fuck did you do to fuck your shit up?" she will- with a full smile on her face lie and say "I don't know it just blew up like- out of nowhere." when it, in fact, did not blow up out of nowhere. There were 7,628 tabs open in quora, reddit and random fitness forums that haven't been updated since 2006. When it comes time for the geek squad people to hit "restore tabs" they will see God. She will be banned from best buy. Google will come for her very soul.