dayleyjuice

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Do you ever think about how sperm don’t work right at body temperature and that’s why males have external testicles? Design-wise that is such a huge risk to take. Your most important organ is swinging free outside your body, vulnerable to injury or attack. All because one (1) type of cell, your fucking gametes for christ’s sake, cannot function at the normal body temperature of the organism they belong to. What the fuck. I never want to hear a man try and say females are biologically inferior ever again.

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Woman Sets Up Bird Feeder Photo Booth to Capture Close-Ups of Feathered Friends

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>saves rare items for the most dire of situations

>gets through the whole game without using any of them

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i bought an echo and a wifi lightbulb just so i could say “computer, turn off the light” instead of getting out from under the covers to flip the switch

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Are your nipples sensitive?

Yeah they don’t take criticism well

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Stephanie Beatriz ©Sharon Mor Yosef // Vulkan Magazine

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Belugaa

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“Meow!”

Video by I_am_puma

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OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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i just went on r/incels to see if it was really that bad and it was actually pretty informative. i found out that women are all powerful beings and we control society by exploiting men for their money and their jobs, are NOT required to pay bills, and that we all make 50k a month on patreon. like shit why did no one tell me. i didnt even know i had a patreon

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“Thompson reveals just how hard she and Taika Waititi fought to make Valkyrie’s bisexuality part of the film canon. The actress “[pitched] Waititi on making Valkyrie bisexual, based on her comic book relationship with anthropologist Annabelle Riggs.” This led to the director shooting “a glimpse of a woman walking out of Valkyrie’s bedroom.” Waititi tried to keep the scene, but Thompson tells Rolling Stone it was cut because it distracted from some “vital exposition.”"

- GIVE ME BISEXUAL VALKYRIE YOU COWARDS, MARVEL

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Spooky kitties

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The demise of Vine is drawing closer. I couldn’t stand the thought of all those cat videos out there being lost to the abyss, so I gathered a few (i.e. nearly 50) of my favourites.

I hope you enjoy this compilation of cats and kittens being funny, silly, or just plain adorable.

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u know what’s wrong with tumblr now?? too many kids who weren’t here for glee. y'all have no idea. none of u understand the suffering we went through. the hell. the endless war. u come in here and u try to start The Discourse but u dont get that we already made these mistakes. we already had the discourse and its done now. its over. its all over and u should let it stay dead but u wont and that’s why we all hate u