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I love that there are two types of fanfic writers who never update on schedule.
The ones who are constantly missing the deadline and are always late (but are still somehow posting book length chapters)
Or those that are constantly updating ( and also post book length chapters, they are the final boss and also the scariest authors I have ever met)
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" All that time fighting, and you never learned how to duck ? "
Aka me trying to animate andreil but then I got lazy lol the lineart is so bad 😭
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This is Gilbert. He’s been around a while. Attributes his long life to many, many years of always getting what he wants
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Nora really looked at unstoppable force and immovable object and said but boyfriends and made Neil and Andrew
#aftg#aftg neil#aftg andrew#i found this in my drafts#i woke up out of a dead sleep at 2 am to write this
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I've stumbled down the Peter in Gotham rabbit hole and I've never been the same. Currently I'm on the whole Dick Grayson is Peter Parker's Biological Parent kick along with the Peter contains (part of) the Soul infinity stone. If I were combine these two many misunderstandings may arise for angst, drama, and comedy.
Apologies for my ramblings of this ridiculous possible fic idea.
Isekai'd protagonist Peter Parker is sent to Gotham a few months after the events of No Way Home. He enters Gotham as Peter NOT Spider-man.
Curses his Parker Luck™ and navigates around. -> Bat fam is not going to be involved much in the beginning until shit really hits the fan <-
Won't be spider-manning but that ain't going to stop him from helping the little guy. Since we are combining the soul infinity stone plot, Peter's eyes turn golden at time when he unconsciously uses the stone's abilities. (If you see my vision, you'll know where I'm going with this.)
Peter tries to keep a low profile but he does end up making a bit of a name for himself. It's not until a Gothamite catches wind of eyes that they get terrified and think he's a rogue talon. It doesn't help that the spider bite messed with Peter's thermoregulation (idk if it's canon but I do see this from time to time) so they see that he's vulnerable to cold weather.
Dick is away on a space mission when all this is going down. (I remember a comment on one fic that said Dick's life changing events happen when he's in space. Peter can relate.)
Rumor reaches Bab's as well as the Court of Owls too.
The court sends someone who gets bested in a fight with Peter but they survive being terminated on the pure chance that they got a bit of his DNA. Guess who it matches? Gray Son of Gotham
It's not until the talons are being spotted all over Gotham that puts Peter in the bat's attention.
The bat fam pretty much think Peter is a rogue talon that was raised as a replacement for Dick. Dick’s horrified that his son (his son!) ended up taking his place and trying his hardest to bring Peter home. They think that Peter's abilities are all from the Electrum enhancement. (Wrong) Peter is ignoring and evading the court and the vigilantes while helping out a person or two.
The stone just cranks his spider-sense to over 9000. It will take a while for Peter to realize that he can talk to ghosts cause of this since their visibility can't be distinguished from the living. (Souls are tricky!)
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Someone has GOT to write that one shen yuan/ wu yanzi idea actually cause it posseses me at random. Local evil murderous cultivator tamed by random dudes love of plants and animals. Shen Jiu meets wu yanzi and his husband and watches this dude go from terrifying to whipped within three seconds. Sometimes a family is you, your evil teacher, your evil teachers insane wife and the three million animals that wife has collected.
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Especially when they bicker and throw insults at each other but then continue to make sure that the other has enough food or is warm and comfortable
Demon Shen yuan with a brotherly like bond with Shen qingqiu is my guilty pleasure and no I will never apologize for that.
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Demon Shen yuan with a brotherly like bond with Shen qingqiu is my guilty pleasure and no I will never apologize for that.
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Yue qingyuan: a-yuan what do you have there?
Shen yuan and a very rare and terrifying demonic beast from the abyss: a smoothie.
Svsss au idea ( I once again will not be writing but feel free to use)
The fact that nobody seems to have any knowledge of what is in the abyss makes me laugh because Shen yuan DOES man was obsessed with the monster and plants of pidw (he is one of those people who realizes the story is trash but can't stop reading because world building, people is me)
Anyway he gets thrown into the abyss instead of the Luo Binghe and instead of dying like most humans would, Shen yuan either bodies the monsters or chases them off or makes them a pet. Oh and the lack of like (forgive me if I butcher this I forget what it's called) pure energy that cultivators well cultivate that keeps them alive, there are plants that simulate that. How does he get to them? Befriends the beings that make it easier to get to obvi.
When Shen yuan finally get back from the abyss.
Random cultivator: we thought you were dead!!!
Shen yuan (confused because he thought anybody could do what he did): but I'm not???
(I feel like this au is funnier if Shen yuan and shen jiu are brothers so that when Shen yuan gets out he has an aneurysm and locks him away in the bamboo house for like a month.
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AU where Shen Yuan is Shen Jiu's shizun's husband.
Unfortunately, Shen Jiu's shizun died in the battle fighting Tianlang Jun. To bridge the gap between the generations, Shen Jiu's shizun's husband (who had been absent from the peak the whole time that Shen Jiu had been there) stepped in to carry out the Qing Jing peak lord duties and finish training the head disciple aka Shen Jiu.
That's when Shen Jiu got his first taste of parental love.
Thankfully, when the old Cang Qiong generation ascended, Shen Yuan remained behind as he wasn't officially the Qing Jing peak lord, just a substitute, and Shen Jiu got to keep his pseudo parent around longer. On the other hand, now Shen Jiu had to deal with panting gods and deities sobering over Shen Yuan... as the ascension of the Cang Qiong peak lords meant that the stories of the legendary beauty Shen Yuan was spread to even the heavens...
And honestly? Shen Jiu really wanted to know more about that insanely powerful deity dressed in black and red robes all the time. He had to be the most obsessed (and evil!) of the whole lot. His teleporting sword and abilities made it too hard for the newly named Shen Qingqiu to use the usual tactics to ward off Shen Yuan's suitors. Was he some icy river god or something? After all, this deity's name was "icy river". Maybe Shen Jiu could use fire to counteract the god's water affinity...?
Meanwhile the sexy widow in question, Shen Yuan, is just oblivious to his student's desperate fight against the dimension hopping Luo Bingge.
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I love that no matter the fanfic Shen yuans mental gymnastics remain
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Me through tears and nashing teeth: your so right, light yagami's badonkadonk
I love the fact that I can go on this site and see the most thoughtful, inspirational and beautiful post that brings tears to my eyes and the op's name will be the weirdest thing I read that week.
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I love the fact that I can go on this site and see the most thoughtful, inspirational and beautiful post that brings tears to my eyes and the op's name will be the weirdest thing I read that week.
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Some more Liu Yuan ideas:
Liu Qingge, carrying around both his siblings like they're sacks of potatoes
QQQ: What are you doing?
Mingyan: Once when A-Yuan was ... Five?
Yuan: *sighs* Six
Mingyan: Six. He told ge that one day he would put him down and never pick him up again.
Liu Qingge: And I took that personally.
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Liu Qingge frequently brings dead monsters to Qing Jing Peak to show A-Yuan.
SQQ: Stop leaving dead animals on my peak!
LQG: Ok. *hands his little brother a live snake*
Liu Yuan: OOOO! Binghe! Look! It's a Crimson Rainbow Viper! They're -
Luo Binghe: Uh huh. ♥️_♥️
SQQ: Stop bringing animals to my peak at all.
LQG: No.
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SQQ: The fuck are you doing practicing your sword work at 2 am?
LBH: I want to marry A-Yuan but his brother says I have to best him in combat first.
SQQ: ... Your stance is unbalanced and your elbows are too far out. We'll get your spiritual sword tomorrow.
LBH: Thank you Shizun.
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There is something aching under my ribs, something wrathful, angry, and chaotic.
It was created and caged by men who believed they could claim to be Gods.
The wrath screams, they took from me.
The anger screams, they stole from me.
The chaos whispers, return the favor, right the wrongs.
A symphony of peace and love turned raging and vengeful and far older than me.
My ancestors sorrow and pain, their want for justice for me, my sister and mother.
They scream and cry, but I can not sooth it.
I do not want to, for I am far too angry myself.
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Svsss au idea ( I once again will not be writing but feel free to use)
The fact that nobody seems to have any knowledge of what is in the abyss makes me laugh because Shen yuan DOES man was obsessed with the monster and plants of pidw (he is one of those people who realizes the story is trash but can't stop reading because world building, people is me)
Anyway he gets thrown into the abyss instead of the Luo Binghe and instead of dying like most humans would, Shen yuan either bodies the monsters or chases them off or makes them a pet. Oh and the lack of like (forgive me if I butcher this I forget what it's called) pure energy that cultivators well cultivate that keeps them alive, there are plants that simulate that. How does he get to them? Befriends the beings that make it easier to get to obvi.
When Shen yuan finally get back from the abyss.
Random cultivator: we thought you were dead!!!
Shen yuan (confused because he thought anybody could do what he did): but I'm not???
(I feel like this au is funnier if Shen yuan and shen jiu are brothers so that when Shen yuan gets out he has an aneurysm and locks him away in the bamboo house for like a month.
#hi posting this like with half a working brain because the other is high on paint fumes from helping my sister paint her house.... enjoy#mxtx svsss#svsss au#svsss fanfiction#svsss#svsss shen yuan#svsss abyss
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Premise for a Peter Parker in Gotham fic I'm planning on writing. Peter's worked for every supervillain in NYC prior to them going supervillain so he refuses to work for anyone else that isn't part of the papers, even if he's in an entirely different city, because: "Well even The fucking Tony Stark became a villain for a week the minute I started working for him!" and also because JJJ never became a supervillain. Just the Junior. He's a chemist super genius and accidentally goes viral for rocking up and injecting a Joker Gas victim with a cure for the newest strain. The Bats start hunting him down to get him to work with them (or, sorry, to keep an eye on him) and he's trying to explain to them whenever they meet why he can't. At least, that's the plan for when he manages to stop disappearing on them. First conversation basically goes: Some Bat idk them yet: Heyyy, you're that guy who went viral last week, aren't you? Peter, running on 1% sleep 9% anxiety & 90% anxiety and probably doesn't have access to the internet past library computers: ...what did I do Whatever Bat I decide it as: The Joker Gas? You cured that person? Peter: Oh, that. Yeah. Again idk which Bat: How'd you know that would work? I mean- Peter: Blood. Which Bat is this: What? Peter: What? Who knows which Bat this is: Peter, walking past Whatever Bat This Is: bye I don't know this Bat, turning around: WHAT DO YOU MEAN???? .... Somebat lost their Spider: WHERE THE FUCK DID HE GO??
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