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triangle sandwiches >>> any other sandwich shape

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Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

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thinking about geralt of rivia and his slutty waist

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I am not gonna be what my daddy wants me to be

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The fact that Stevie is a "girls" name and Robbie is a "boys" name

No one is doing gender like these two

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i am here to remind you all to thank whoever’s in charge for neil gaiman

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debating getting a tesco job just so i can sit in the big ass walk-in freezer

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my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”

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fellas is it gay to stare longingly at the homies over an exquisitely dressed dining table as if the food isn’t there

fellas is it gay to smirk at the homies after taking the most seductive sip of ass-expensive wine to ever be sipped, without breaking eye contact

Hannibal 2x10 - “Naka-Choko”

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the "hannibal would look so hot smoking" truthers are so misguided. mr "i'm very particular about what i put in my body" would not touch a cigarette with a ten foot pole. will graham, however,

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oh my god they were camp counsellors

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nick’s support system

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“i’m double bimbo-ing you EAT A PICKLE”

- shane madej, 2022

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honestly steve harrington's character growth from homophobic prom king who's friends are complete assholes and only really cares about himself with a crush on the most perfect girl at school to bisexual single mother of six who's best friend is a lesbian and crush is the metalhead d&d-obsessed school freak who's gotten held back twice and been accused of murder once is not just one of the greatest things to ever come from tv, it is also one of the most absolutely hilarious.

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it sucks to crave cereal when there is none in your house :(

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domesticity