deadundedwhatsitmater

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

first daniel on the new tablet... he looks about as happy as I feel using this thing

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

i like to call this ‘popular mlm ships with freakishly similar name dynamics’

this means absolutely nothing i’ve simply been observing this for a hot sec

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

GUESS WHO FOUND their Tumblr password after 2 years ...me

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

Writers on a random Tuesday: Sits down, locks in, giggles, writes 10k, does not sleep

Also writers on a random Tuesday: writes one sentence and then stares into the abyss for five fours

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

the guy who designed scythes definitely knew that shit was badass. he didnt care about wheat

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

A king who doesn't really want to and isn't able to run the kingdom properly catches wind of a noble woman who wants to kill him to take over and he realizes she is extremely competent so he decides to propose to her to save everyone the hassle and they have a surprisingly healthy relationship.

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

Part 2 (Danny's Rough Day)

Part 1

Danny wasn't sure what to think after he got home. Sam and Tucker came in with blankets, water, and a whole bag of stuff, he wasn't sure what all was in it. Sam rushed in just a moment before Tucker, they wrapped their arms around him. They don't say anything for a long moment, they just stand in the middle of his bedroom bag of loot at his door dropped and forgotten in the hast. He didn't realize how much he needed them. They were his rocks, just as Jazz is, and just like Jazz, they knew. They knew he needed them and they were there. He breathes, he hadn't noticed he wasn't breathing. But now that he has air in his lungs, he feels a little more grounded. " I love you guys"

"We love you too Danny" they say together. After that they didn't say much and he didn't say any more than he had to, they played a movie they'd watched a thousand times, something to destract them just enough but not needing active engagement.

There's a knock at the door not even halfway through not that he was actually watching. All three of them jolt. He gets up and answers the door cautiously; he's greeted with the sight of Amity's Sheriff because yes Amity does have a sheriff. Sheriff Whitten stands on the threshold for a few moments before he says “ May we come in?” We? Danny didn’t even notice the deputy standing slightly behind Sheriff Whittten. Sam and Tucker are close behind, but not visible to the Sheriff and deputy unsure of where they stand here. Danny looks back towards where he knows they’re hiding up on the stairs. Getting the message both Sam and Tucker leave their hiding place, standing on either side of Danny as he lets the Sheriff and Deputy in. 

They all sit in the living room, before the Sheriff can continue on “ I saw the News” is all Danny says, then I know they’re dead goes unsaid but heard just as well. Sam and Tucker move closer to Danny where they sit on the couch practically on top of each other but no one seems to mind, they're trying to comfort him in any way they can. The touch feels warm oh so warm, he can't help but lean into it. The rest of the conversation drags on Danny isn’t really paying attention, he's hardly aware as his brain’s on autopilot, answering whatever the Sheriff and deputy ask. He tells them his sister is already aware and on her way. Now they have to discuss where Danny will go. He’s still 16, and his sister is on a full ride to Gotham U he can’t ruin that for her. She can’t take him in no matter how much either of them wants it, besides the court will never give her custody if he has Vlad on record as his Godfather. Oh shit, Vlad. Danny can’t help but shiver, thinking about what this means for Vlad’s obsession, he can’t fade since he's still half alive so what will happen to his obsession? Will it change? There are so many unknowns, and Danny really doesn’t wanna get stuck with Vlad for the foreseeable future. At some point, Danny stops responding stuck in thought. “Daniel, we need you to answer us, so we can move forward,” Sheriff Whitten says, shocking Danny. “It’s just Danny” 

“Ok Danny, do you want to stay at the station until your sister or Mayor Masters come to pick you up, or would you like Deputy Genkins here” he motions to the deputy sitting next to him, a tall tan woman, with curly brunette hair- “to stay with you here?” 

“I’d like to stay here,” he says barely above a whisper.

“Ok son, we’ll figure this out more tomorrow, get some rest.” he gives Danny a small sad smile and that's all the Sheriff says before he takes his leave.

Danny goes to hand Deputy Genkins the living room’s TV remote. Slightly surprised his parents haven’t used it for some invention yet. The TV is off limits, but the remote and anything else is still free game. Oh, wait. His parents were never going to ravage the house for spare parts again. How poetic, for years Jazz and he had to deal with finding the blender in pieces or the microwave blowing up in their faces because of the ravaging of his parents. Yet here he is still staring at the remote, and–  Oh? His face is wet, he’s crying. Deputy Genkin stands in front of him unsure of what to do, you can tell she’s new, probably the only other person they had to babysit him, he thinks. Sam puts her hand on his arm, grabs the remote from his hand, and gives it to Deputy Genkins without a word. She and Tucker walk him up to his room, wrap him up, and continue the movie. Danny is pretty sure both Tucker and Sam are trynna talk to him, comfort him but he can’t even think anymore, it’s all too much. So he doesn't; he just watches as the scene shifts and the characters talk but he can’t quite hear them. At some point near the end, he falls asleep.

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

Part 1 (Danny's Rough Day)

Danny was having a rough day. First, he was up till 3 am chasing some Ectopodes causing trouble in the school. Then showed up late to school (again!) He was doing so much better this year too! It’s his third tardy so he’s got detention after school. His parents were working with the GIW and he still hasn't found any good evidence of what kind of weapon they’re making! He doesn't have time for detention. It's been 3 weeks of them working together and hacking into the GIW didn't prove very useful since the projects were not uploaded, it seemed bad, like they are tryna keep it under lock’n’key for some reason. He’s so close to the exit, that he’ll skip today. It might land him with more detention but he needs to figure out what his parents and the GIW are up to before it's too late. But alas! Before he could make a run for it Mr. Lancer turns the corner and smiles as he insists on escorting Danny to detention. So here he sits in detention, watching the clock tick seconds off with bouncing knees and fidgety hands. 

Finally, detention is over, He races to the door, bolting towards home, before he makes it. Amity GIW alarms blare across town and his phone buzzes with a phone call. Tuc-Tuc his phone screen reads, he answers. “Tucker wha-”

“Danny! I need you to listen to me..um-shit I don't know how to tell you…” 

“Tell me what Tuc? Don't leave me hanging, are you ok?”

“Danny, your parents, they..”

“What do you mean? My parents? Did Dad hit someone with the GAV?”

“They’re dead”                       

“What? Common Tucker this is serious”

“ No, Danny the GIW, the weapon your parents were helping with… malfunctioned? I- I don't know, ok but it’s bad and I can’t tell you, it’s all over the news, I don’t know what to do.”

His breath hitches, What?

“I don’t understand-I gotta go” He hangs up the call and pulls up the news app, they’re near the lake. A blur of red is shown on the news broadcast. He transforms faster than he ever has and is up and racing towards the lake, invisibility and intangibility so he has straight shot from here to the lake. And Oh too suddenly is he there, oh god here's there. He can hardly take in the scene, 3 Ambulances, and 6 cop cars surround the small clearing near the lake, Emts, Paramedics, cops, and detectives run around all having a job to do, whether it's taking GIW Agent away in handcuffs or taking in the injured. Danny can hardly think as his eyes finally zero in on his parents or what's left of them he thinks to himself. People surround them specifically. He stares, watching as people take evidence and clean up what's left of his parents. He should probably call Jazz. Wait Call? He looks down and his phone is buzzing with a call from Sam, he doesn’t answer, he can hardly move. He watches as it finally ends and sees he has 27 missed calls from Pharaoh, 38 from the Goth, and 65 calls from Fruitloop. His phone buzzes, it's Tucker. “Danny?”

“Hmmm”

“Oh my god. Are you at the scene?” I can’t answer that “It’ll be ok, I just need to call Jazz, can you tell Sam I need a moment, come over later or something, and block Vlad for me... Please?”  “ I- ok yeah, can do . But Danny, I’m here, me and Sam are both here for you ok? We’ll be over tonight.” 

“Ok, Goodbye Tucker” “Bye Danny” 

With that, he ends the call, and before he can back out he hits Jazz’s contact, it only rings once. “ Danny? I saw the news, the quickest flight takes off in 3 hours, I’m on my way little brother” She’s on her way. Jazz will know what to do, and she always knows what to do when it’s important. I need her more than anything right now. I just have to wait for Jazz and everything will be fine. Maybe it’s just all a bad dream? Yea a nightmare, if nocturn got me again-

“Danny, it’s not a nightmare, but it’ll be ok. I’ll be there as soon as I can, I want you to get home, I love you little brother” She sounds so calm, I don't know how she does it, how is she functioning. I gotta say something “I love you too Jazzy-Pants” He choked at the end but Jazz ignored it to keep telling him that it’ll be ok, that she’ll be there soon, that he’s not alone, she loves him, and that he is allowed to feel however and whatever he feels right now but I don’t feel anything and that's just the worst part isn’t it? Shouldn’t I be sad? Shouldn’t I be angry the GIW killed my parents Yet Danny just stands still staring at the carnage that's been left, he feels empty and it’s so much worse. Is he so volatile he isn’t even upset by his parents being murdered? They’re gone and he is just staring at the remains. I’m a monster But Jazz’s voice brings him back as she rambles on, comforting him, and oh how he needs her right now. 

Eventually, he ends the call with his sister, telling her Sam and Tucker are waiting. He flies back home head empty, as he robotically flies home and through his roof into his room, not yet ready to face reality. 

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

No you are perfectly fine, I can't wait to read it. I'll be contueing the fic, but if you want to take this on your own journey, by all means.

Part 1 (Danny's Rough Day)

Danny was having a rough day. First, he was up till 3 am chasing some Ectopodes causing trouble in the school. Then showed up late to school (again!) He was doing so much better this year too! It’s his third tardy so he’s got detention after school. His parents were working with the GIW and he still hasn't found any good evidence of what kind of weapon they’re making! He doesn't have time for detention. It's been 3 weeks of them working together and hacking into the GIW didn't prove very useful since the projects were not uploaded, it seemed bad, like they are tryna keep it under lock’n’key for some reason. He’s so close to the exit, that he’ll skip today. It might land him with more detention but he needs to figure out what his parents and the GIW are up to before it's too late. But alas! Before he could make a run for it Mr. Lancer turns the corner and smiles as he insists on escorting Danny to detention. So here he sits in detention, watching the clock tick seconds off with bouncing knees and fidgety hands. 

Finally, detention is over, He races to the door, bolting towards home, before he makes it. Amity GIW alarms blare across town and his phone buzzes with a phone call. Tuc-Tuc his phone screen reads, he answers. “Tucker wha-”

“Danny! I need you to listen to me..um-shit I don't know how to tell you…” 

“Tell me what Tuc? Don't leave me hanging, are you ok?”

“Danny, your parents, they..”

“What do you mean? My parents? Did Dad hit someone with the GAV?”

“They’re dead”                       

“What? Common Tucker this is serious”

“ No, Danny the GIW, the weapon your parents were helping with… malfunctioned? I- I don't know, ok but it’s bad and I can’t tell you, it’s all over the news, I don’t know what to do.”

His breath hitches, What?

“I don’t understand-I gotta go” He hangs up the call and pulls up the news app, they’re near the lake. A blur of red is shown on the news broadcast. He transforms faster than he ever has and is up and racing towards the lake, invisibility and intangibility so he has straight shot from here to the lake. And Oh too suddenly is he there, oh god here's there. He can hardly take in the scene, 3 Ambulances, and 6 cop cars surround the small clearing near the lake, Emts, Paramedics, cops, and detectives run around all having a job to do, whether it's taking GIW Agent away in handcuffs or taking in the injured. Danny can hardly think as his eyes finally zero in on his parents or what's left of them he thinks to himself. People surround them specifically. He stares, watching as people take evidence and clean up what's left of his parents. He should probably call Jazz. Wait Call? He looks down and his phone is buzzing with a call from Sam, he doesn’t answer, he can hardly move. He watches as it finally ends and sees he has 27 missed calls from Pharaoh, 38 from the Goth, and 65 calls from Fruitloop. His phone buzzes, it's Tucker. “Danny?”

“Hmmm”

“Oh my god. Are you at the scene?” I can’t answer that “It’ll be ok, I just need to call Jazz, can you tell Sam I need a moment, come over later or something, and block Vlad for me... Please?”  “ I- ok yeah, can do . But Danny, I’m here, me and Sam are both here for you ok? We’ll be over tonight.” 

“Ok, Goodbye Tucker” “Bye Danny” 

With that, he ends the call, and before he can back out he hits Jazz’s contact, it only rings once. “ Danny? I saw the news, the quickest flight takes off in 3 hours, I’m on my way little brother” She’s on her way. Jazz will know what to do, and she always knows what to do when it’s important. I need her more than anything right now. I just have to wait for Jazz and everything will be fine. Maybe it’s just all a bad dream? Yea a nightmare, if nocturn got me again-

“Danny, it’s not a nightmare, but it’ll be ok. I’ll be there as soon as I can, I want you to get home, I love you little brother” She sounds so calm, I don't know how she does it, how is she functioning. I gotta say something “I love you too Jazzy-Pants” He choked at the end but Jazz ignored it to keep telling him that it’ll be ok, that she’ll be there soon, that he’s not alone, she loves him, and that he is allowed to feel however and whatever he feels right now but I don’t feel anything and that's just the worst part isn’t it? Shouldn’t I be sad? Shouldn’t I be angry the GIW killed my parents Yet Danny just stands still staring at the carnage that's been left, he feels empty and it’s so much worse. Is he so volatile he isn’t even upset by his parents being murdered? They’re gone and he is just staring at the remains. I’m a monster But Jazz’s voice brings him back as she rambles on, comforting him, and oh how he needs her right now. 

Eventually, he ends the call with his sister, telling her Sam and Tucker are waiting. He flies back home head empty, as he robotically flies home and through his roof into his room, not yet ready to face reality. 

[deadundedwhatsitmater]

Part 1 (Danny's Rough Day)

Danny was having a rough day. First, he was up till 3 am chasing some Ectopodes causing trouble in the school. Then showed up late to school (again!) He was doing so much better this year too! It’s his third tardy so he’s got detention after school. His parents were working with the GIW and he still hasn't found any good evidence of what kind of weapon they’re making! He doesn't have time for detention. It's been 3 weeks of them working together and hacking into the GIW didn't prove very useful since the projects were not uploaded, it seemed bad, like they are tryna keep it under lock’n’key for some reason. He’s so close to the exit, that he’ll skip today. It might land him with more detention but he needs to figure out what his parents and the GIW are up to before it's too late. But alas! Before he could make a run for it Mr. Lancer turns the corner and smiles as he insists on escorting Danny to detention. So here he sits in detention, watching the clock tick seconds off with bouncing knees and fidgety hands. 

Finally, detention is over, He races to the door, bolting towards home, before he makes it. Amity GIW alarms blare across town and his phone buzzes with a phone call. Tuc-Tuc his phone screen reads, he answers. “Tucker wha-”

“Danny! I need you to listen to me..um-shit I don't know how to tell you…” 

“Tell me what Tuc? Don't leave me hanging, are you ok?”

“Danny, your parents, they..”

“What do you mean? My parents? Did Dad hit someone with the GAV?”

“They’re dead”                       

“What? Common Tucker this is serious”

“ No, Danny the GIW, the weapon your parents were helping with… malfunctioned? I- I don't know, ok but it’s bad and I can’t tell you, it’s all over the news, I don’t know what to do.”

His breath hitches, What?

“I don’t understand-I gotta go” He hangs up the call and pulls up the news app, they’re near the lake. A blur of red is shown on the news broadcast. He transforms faster than he ever has and is up and racing towards the lake, invisibility and intangibility so he has straight shot from here to the lake. And Oh too suddenly is he there, oh god here's there. He can hardly take in the scene, 3 Ambulances, and 6 cop cars surround the small clearing near the lake, Emts, Paramedics, cops, and detectives run around all having a job to do, whether it's taking GIW Agent away in handcuffs or taking in the injured. Danny can hardly think as his eyes finally zero in on his parents or what's left of them he thinks to himself. People surround them specifically. He stares, watching as people take evidence and clean up what's left of his parents. He should probably call Jazz. Wait Call? He looks down and his phone is buzzing with a call from Sam, he doesn’t answer, he can hardly move. He watches as it finally ends and sees he has 27 missed calls from Pharaoh, 38 from the Goth, and 65 calls from Fruitloop. His phone buzzes, it's Tucker. “Danny?”

“Hmmm”

“Oh my god. Are you at the scene?” I can’t answer that “It’ll be ok, I just need to call Jazz, can you tell Sam I need a moment, come over later or something, and block Vlad for me... Please?”  “ I- ok yeah, can do . But Danny, I’m here, me and Sam are both here for you ok? We’ll be over tonight.” 

“Ok, Goodbye Tucker” “Bye Danny” 

With that, he ends the call, and before he can back out he hits Jazz’s contact, it only rings once. “ Danny? I saw the news, the quickest flight takes off in 3 hours, I’m on my way little brother” She’s on her way. Jazz will know what to do, and she always knows what to do when it’s important. I need her more than anything right now. I just have to wait for Jazz and everything will be fine. Maybe it’s just all a bad dream? Yea a nightmare, if nocturn got me again-

“Danny, it’s not a nightmare, but it’ll be ok. I’ll be there as soon as I can, I want you to get home, I love you little brother” She sounds so calm, I don't know how she does it, how is she functioning. I gotta say something “I love you too Jazzy-Pants” He choked at the end but Jazz ignored it to keep telling him that it’ll be ok, that she’ll be there soon, that he’s not alone, she loves him, and that he is allowed to feel however and whatever he feels right now but I don’t feel anything and that's just the worst part isn’t it? Shouldn’t I be sad? Shouldn’t I be angry the GIW killed my parents Yet Danny just stands still staring at the carnage that's been left, he feels empty and it’s so much worse. Is he so volatile he isn’t even upset by his parents being murdered? They’re gone and he is just staring at the remains. I’m a monster But Jazz’s voice brings him back as she rambles on, comforting him, and oh how he needs her right now. 

Eventually, he ends the call with his sister, telling her Sam and Tucker are waiting. He flies back home head empty, as he robotically flies home and through his roof into his room, not yet ready to face reality.