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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.
Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.
(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)
(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)
#I would gladly fall on my sword for lara croft#I do not know who dante from devil may cry is but buddy I am not on your side anymore
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being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like
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Can I come over and make absolutely zero fuckin sense?
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dearrrrr reddit. how was your day? Mine wasnt very good. I just cant stop killing and killing and killing and killing. every man who beheld my terrible form was struck dead with fear. am I the asshole?
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Avian August day 12, the 'Io or Hawaiian Hawk
The only resident hawk in Hawai'i!
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Danez Smith, from "how many of us have them?", Homie
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I actually love it when the bus driver goes fast af and runs the red lights like fuck it were youngggggg
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LADIES, LADIES, LADIES! ONE AT A TIME PLEASE ✋🏻
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shout out to my illustrated album series, probably the most fun ongoing project I have
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SOOOOO funny when you’re having a strong emotion and your logical brain KNOWS you’re overreacting but you literally can’t do anything about it.
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apologies to jp brammer’s incredible prose as always but you all know what we’re thinking about with this one
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So it turns out I actually have to build the life I want to live
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