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the latter actually and you’re lying if you say you enjoyed the 95% of pride and prejudice just being really fucking boring conversations over tea but god oh god the amount of narcissistic serotonin i get from being the only person in english class with even a sliver of literary knowledge like the academic validation is so #real when the teacher only looks at you while ranting about heathcliff and catherine and then you make face,,,I SWEAR IT WAS UNINTENTIONAL and she sees it and goes “I KNOW ITS PROBLEMATIC I KNOWWW” while the entire class is just staring at you blankly because they don’t know what the fuck is happening is so goddamn funny. this is why i read. THIS. IS. WHY.

do you like reading classics or do you just like the superiority complex that reading classics gives you

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People who see The Handmaid's Tale as a completely fictional and dystopian world, and people who see The Handmaid's Tale as a metaphorical commentary on modern societal sexism are two VERY different groups of people

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blood on women is sexy if it’s someone else’s. blood on men is sexy if it’s theirs. hope this helps.

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i keep forgetting not everyone has terrible relationships with their fathers, my friend was telling me their father was returning from his trip and i said "fuck im so sorry" and they were like "???? im excited" and now i have spent the past 20 minutes internalizing my daddy issues sexc

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i don’t know the rules of tumblr man im such a grandma but can i post spotify links to my hyper specific playlists of situations ive never been for my one follower to see,,,or is that not allowed??%$@??