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"Dean Winchester is straight. He said he didn't swing that way!!"
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Hopper comes back from Russia and immediately and unwillingly gets adopted into whatever the hell Steve and Robin have going on because - âWell, you were tortured by Russians, right? Welcome to the club.â
âWhy is there a club?â Hopper asks, saddled with two morons that wonât leave him alone. âWhat do you mean by torture? What happened to you?â
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Part Two / Part Three
Ao3
Itâs 8:45 am.Â
The Red Barn, which is neither red nor a barn, has been open since 7, catering to the early morning crowd with rounds of coffee and pancakes.
It was no Bennyâs, but given the size of Hawkins and the lack of alternatives?
No one was complaining.Â
They were all too happy someone had opened up another watering hole for the working class man (or lass, as Foreman Shelly will dutifully remind you) which meant the place was packed with both day and night shift regulars, passing each other in staggered waves.Â
It also meant Wayne was sharing the packed breakfast counter with a warehouse worker by the name of John Cheese on one side and Police Chief Jim Hopper on the other.
He doesnât mind it.
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Part One
Thereâs a bloody and battered Steve Harrington on Phil Callahanâs couch.Â
Thereâs also a somewhat shellshocked (but otherwise perfectly fine, thank God) Eddie Munson passed out on the other side of it, having refused to leave after dragging Harrington to Philâs front door.Â
Hopper and Powell both are unable to be raised via radio, dispatch is being cagey and keeps insisting they know nothing (but also cannot send an ambulance his way due to âunusually high call volumesâ, what the fuck) and being that itâs now 3 am, Flo has long left the station.
Which leaves Phil as the last adult standing, slumped in a chair and quietly wondering if this is how the apocalypse starts.Â
(Given the ER has apparently been overtaken by some sort of government task force to deal with a âgas leak and related poisoningsâ --suspicious quotation marks very much implied-- it kind of feels like it might be.Â
âThere are men in containment suites here. The big bulky white ones you only see in movies.âÂ
The nurse he begged through back channels to talk to had hissed on the phone, voice low and frantic.Â
âThereâs talk theyâre going to quarantine the hospital. Do not bring that kid here. If you think heâs worse tomorrow, drive him to St. Peters in the morning, but otherwise just keep an eye on him.âÂ
St. Peters, the next closest hospital, is a full hour and a half drive away--and thatâs if Phil takes his cruiser and keeps the lights and sirens on.)Â
Callhan alternates between watching the clock and the rise and fall of Harringtonâs chest as he breathes. Contemplates when his small town, boring life started going completely sideways.Â
The nurse had assured him Steve probably just had a concussion and a few fractured ribs. The head wound had already closed by the time Phil checked it and it likely wonât need stitches unless it reopens.Â
They are living out the best case scenario here. Steveâs (probably) going to be fine. He just needs to take things easy for a while, which Phil himself will be insisting he do, since that kid will not be going home to an empty house.
Not when he knows Steve's parents are gone and as helpful as Munsonâs been, Phil can't ask him to watch Harrington.
For all the chains, swagger, and dumb habit of stealing Philâs cowboy hat, Eddie Munsonâs still a kid himself.Â
Nevermind that Philâs pretty sure the two arenât even friends, let alone friendly.Â
Sure Munsonâs been spotted at a couple of Harringtonâs parties, and yes thereâs definitely rumors the brat's started dealing, but unlike most of Steveâs crew, Munson knows to bolt long before the cops show up.Â
Definitely isnât the type to play sports, in the same way Steve isnât the type to stage large scale lawn-flamingo heists. They just donât cross paths much.Â
Plus itâs just downright irresponsible to even think of asking Munson and okay, maybe as a cop Phil himself has a responsibility to the city of Hawkins, but the city isnât currently bleeding all over his couch.Â
Add on the little fact that Steve had repeatedly said that he didn't want to be left aloneâŚ
(That he hadnât realized how bad off he was until he was already behind the wheel of his car, chasing down a half-remembered promise of help Callahan had once offered.Â
Phil would bet his last dollar that was why Munson hadnât left yet.Â
That heâd watched the way Steve had clung, first to Munson and then to Phil, wrecked and shaking, his voice splintering as he pleaded, âPlease stay, I donât wanna die alone, I--sorry, please--â
Phil had been in a full-blown panic trying to reassure the kid he wasnât about to keel over and he was a cop, for fuckâs sake!
Munson, who had once famously melted down in middle school over animal controlâs attempts to put down an injured possum and tried to start a riot?
Even if he hadnât needed the extra hands, Phil wouldâve let the little brat linger, if only to head off the inevitable nightmares this whole screwed-up mess was bound to leave behind.)Â
No ones going anywhere until Phil has answers or orders.Â
The clock chimes in the background, a reminder of the late hour and he uses it to shove all thoughts of death and teenagers away.Â
Attempts, once again, to walk through what heâll do if the next call he gets is about an evacuation, or a curfew, or some other government issued order, and he still canât get a hold of Hopper or Powell.Â
If the hospital closes theyâll need to make a statement. Call some sort of town hall about what to do, where to go in case little Suzie or Bobby eats shit on their bike.Â
Calm some people down in case the gas leak thing gains traction. Starts going around causing the same panic Bennyâs death and Will Byers disappearance had.Â
Wouldnât be hard, given those two incidents happened last year. Â
(Would the county send the stupid staties if Phil was the one to call in? Say he canât get a hold of his own people?Â
Would they care about the lowest guy on the force panicking, or would they think him a small town moron and ignore him until it was too late?
What if this really is the fucking apocolypse and Philâs the only cop left around?Â
âCan I survive the end of the world with two teenagers in towâ is not a thought exercise heâs ever entertained.
If he had, King Steve and Menace Munson would have been his last possible pick for the role, definitely not with one of them injured, and oh, dammit, heâs catastrophizing again--)Â
Running on caffeine fumes and sheer panic, Philâs thoughts loop relentlessly, the clock chiming again and again until the first light breaks through the windows and Steve finally stirs.Â
Finds he must have fallen into some sort of half-asleep trance because heâs jerked to full awareness when Harrington moves to get up and ends up falling back down, loudly hissing and clutching his head.Â
âEasy, easy.â Phil mutters, up in a shot, coming to hover over Harrington like the kidâs a nervous horse. âYouâre with--uh, Officer Callahan? At my house.â
Then, like Steve might not know, adds; âYouâre pretty hurt, kid.âÂ
âOh.â Steve says, squints up at him, holding his head in both hands. âAlright.â
That's a dramatic under-reaction, and Philâs instantly worried about brain damage as Munson starts to come alive next to them.Â
He crouches down next to Steve, hands hovering uncertainly. âYou remember what happened?â
Steve stares at the floor, then at Phil.Â
âSort of?âÂ
âWazâ goinâ on?â Munson says, blinking rapidly into awareness.Â
âGo grab an ice pack for Steve,â Phil says distractedly, as he reaches out, telegraphing his movements. Begins gently combing through Steveâs hair to get a look at the cut. âTop shelf, left side of the freezer.â
He earns a foggy stare and a grunt that mightâve been âSureâ--or possibly, just a default teenager noise, before Munson tumbles upright, staggering off like a baby deer.Â
Phil mightâve rolled his eyes and made a comment on teenage zombism, if Steve didnât flinch every time his fingers so much as brushed against his skull.Â
âScale of one to ten, how badâs the pain?â He asks, only just remembering to keep his voice down.
âItâs throbbing, man.â Steve replies, which isnât as concerning as the fact heâs allowing Phil to manhandle his entire head without complaint, despite the pain.Â
Thankfully, Philâs prepared.
âLetâs fix that, then. Pick a hand, any hand.â He jokes lamely, as he fishes in the pocket of his pants, finally pulling out the little pill bottle heâd retrieved earlier.Â
âUhâŚâ Steve stares at him uncomprehendingly until Phil holds out his palm and shakes the pill jar, two pills bouncing down.Â
âOh.â Steve says. âThat hand then.âÂ
âThis will make you a little loopy, but itâll help with the pain.â Phil warns, handing them over. âIâll get you a glass of water to take it with.âÂ
Not that he apparently needed to because Steveâs already popped the pills in his mouth and swallowed them dry.Â
âHope thatâs because of the pain and not because youâre used to doing that.â Phil chides sarcastically, rising to his feet. Water will do Steve good anyway, he could barely get any down the kid last night.Â
âWouldnât you like to know.â Steve tosses at his back, the first real sign of his usual attitude.Â
Which means the kidsâ definitely going to be okay, at least.Â
Phil rolls his eyes, fighting the urge to show relief as he passes Munson, the older teen now looking far more awake despite his hair looking like a rat made its home there.Â
âMunson?â Steve says, startling loudly when Eddie drops down next to him on the couch. âShit I thought I hallucinated you.âÂ
âNo such luck, your majesty. Here, ice pack,â The older teen still sounds like he gargled gravel. âPut it on your head.âÂ
Phill grabs a water bottle for him too.Â
He returns as Eddie manages to wedge the ice pack into Steveâs limp hands, holding two bottles of water himself; one for Harrington and one for Munson, who sounds like he could probably use it too.
âDo that, drink this, then,â Phil says, trying not to push but needing answers as he hands out the water, âStart talking. What the hell happened?â
Harrington presses the ice to his temple, and meets Philâs eyes.
âHow much do you know?âÂ
And nope, no, fucking no, that is not how this is going to work today, thanks!
âUh-uh, you answer first!â Phil snaps, arms crossing over his chest. âAll we have established is that you showed up here looking like you went ten rounds with Michael Myers and then tried to drive afterwards.âÂ
Heâs been balancing on the knifeâs edge of panic all night, and now that Harringtonâs finally stringing full sentences together, itâs starting to show.Â
Phil needs something here, heâs beyond desperate. Â
Even if itâs just normal dumb teenager bullshit.Â
âNo, like, how much has Hop told you?â Steve clarifies hesitantly. âAbout the--the stuff? With the lab?âÂ
Which just makes things worse, since all roads seem to circle back to them.
(He knew that lab made evil space lasers and shit!)Â
âI'm sorry, who's asking questions here? From the top, Harrington.â He raises his hand in the air, just in case Steve needs visual representation as Philâs anxiety grapples with him. âPretend Hopper hasnât told me anything. Right now, you can pretend he doesnât even exist.âÂ
Harrington squirts at him disbelievingly under the ice pack.Â
Mutters; âI forgot you get bitchy when youâre upset.âÂ
Which is rich, coming from a Harrington. Their entire family turned being bitchy into an inherited skill set!
âThe hospital says thereâs a gas leak happening.â Phil prods, tone tight despite himself. âIs it from the lab? The government?âÂ
Was this a weapon that got away from them? Did they have Hopper? Is that why he wasnât answering his damn radio!?
Phil knew they were on a time limit here, with the meds, but he hadnât exactly anticipated Harrington starting off by talking about the lab. Selfishly thinks heâd have held off for a second if he had known this was related to whatever the hell was happening in town.Â
âYou kept mentioning the junkyard and some kid named Dustin.â Munson interrupts, hanging his elbows on his knees and peering at Steve. âYou said you were going to be pissed at him if you died because he was being stupid.âÂ
Phil resists the urge to shush him.Â
Unfortunately Harrington grabs onto that and runs with it, launching into a rambling, half-baked story involving babysitting, Hargrove being one of the kidâs racist stepbrother (unsurprising, Philâs met his jackass of a dad), fighting with loose dogs and helping Hopper in the tunnels.Â
Every mention of tunnels and dogs is delivered with sharp little glances at Phil, like heâs supposed to be in on something here.Â
Phil isnât, which he does not like, given the overall feeling of impending doom.Â
Fortunately for Harringtonâs head, but tragically for Philâs sanity, the meds kick in after just twenty minutes.
On an empty stomach, ill-advised as that is, they hit even faster.
Which means any good information Phil mightâve squeezed out gets steamrolled by Harringtonâs slow-motion nosedive into delirious nonsense.Â
The kidâs answers grow less filtered and more disjointed, stopping part way through one sentence to start another. Phil makes the mistake of asking about the lab again right as Steve drops the word mindflayer, and suddenly Munson is firing off questions like it's a pop quiz on some weird board game.
Wings his hands in the air and drops back down in his chair as he mentally writes off getting anything when it dissolves into an argument over what a âdemogorgonâ looks like. And sure, maybe he shouldnât have expected too much, but then, heâs running on zero sleep himself here.Â
 He turns on the TV with a frustrated sigh and flips it to the news station, keeping the volume down as low as itâll go.Â
Half-heartedly tunes in just enough to catch Stacy Whitherspoon droning about the weather, while listening for anything that might signal their impending doom.Â
â--Iâm telling you man, I donât care what the kids say, it doesnât have claws--âÂ
âWere you fucking there? No you weren't, cause you woulda seen the claws coming through the wall--âÂ
Eddie keeps throwing side-glances towards Callahan, like heâs checking to see if Philâs clocking all this, and Phil mostly ignores it, because itâs more fun to watch Munson think Steveâs serious about actually seeing a monster.Â
(Considers it payback for all the lawn flamingos that the bratâs stuck cowboy hats and sheriff badges on, and then splashed dramatically with red paint.)Â Â
Of course Steve canât just stick to the monster shit, and apparently, takes a jump into âwhoops I may have given him too many pillsâ land when he abruptly stops talking to just stare at Munson.Â
âDude,â he says, with a thunderstruck expression, âdid you know you have like, really pretty hair?âÂ
âThanks, your majesty.â Eddie snarks in return, but it's too soft to be a reprimand.Â
âCan I touch it? I wanna touch it.âÂ
Yeah, the drugs have definitely kicked in.
âIf you let Callahan put the ice pack back on your face you can. You keep taking it off.âÂ
âNooooo.â Steve whines pitifully, âItâs cold!âÂ
âJesus Harrington, you really hit your head.â Eddie chuckles, now looking outright panicked as he coughs and looks pointedly at Phil, doe eyes seemingly sending out both âAre you hearing all this?â and âHello!? SOS!â Â
âI gave him some Percodan.â Phil finally admits. âHeâs fine, heâs likely just a little loopy from it.âÂ
He does not mention the pills are his own, left over from a minor surgery and not something all cops just happen to have on hand.Â
He also does not comment on the fact that Munson looks instantly relieved, like he knows what a Percodan is.Â
âIâm only loopy because Hargove cheated.â Steve grumbles in complaint, one foot in the conversation and the other off in space. âHe hit my head. With a plate. Which is cheating.âÂ
âWith a plate?â Munson and Phil both blurt out, nearly in unison.Â
âWith a plate!â Steve repeats with a bitchy undertone. âHe tried to attack Lucas!âÂ
Another disbelieving scoff, much like the King Steve persona Philâs grown familiar with.
âLucas is like,â Steve pauses and looks down, counting on his fingers. Pauses again, then looks back up at them. âMaybe ten?âÂ
Itâs stupid to even ask, but Phil canât help himself. Steve had never truly clarified anything in all his rambling, and the Hargrove part had mostly focused on Steveâs worry over the kids, and the fact that the guy apparently had some sort of hard-on for bullying Harrington.Â
âIs that where all your injuries are from? The fight with Hargrove?â Â
He kind of hopes Steve says yes, if only because thatâs normal shitty behavior.Â
Phil can deal with normal shitty. He knows exactly what to do with normal shitty!
(Government agents in hazmat suits taking over the hospital is crazy shitty and he has zero idea how to even approach that mess.)Â
Steve raises a hand, wobbily tilts it side to side in a âsort ofâ motion.Â
âI mean half was Billy, half was the demo, the dem, the dogs.â He struggles, before making a comically upset face. âAnâ the tunnel. Fuck those tunnels, man.âÂ
Then corrects himself by saying, âLanguage, asshole.âÂ
âSteve,â Eddie says, and Phil can tell heâs struggling not to laugh. âYouâre the one that said it.âÂ
âOh.â Steveâs face untwists, taking back on the overall confused air. âI shouldnât do that. Hey,âÂ
He tries to sit up, lean forward. âDid you know you have really pretty hair?âÂ
This would all be way more entertaining if Phil didnât still need actual answers out of Harrington.Â
Lesson learned: next time Harrington needs meds, heâs getting a pill. As in one, as in singular.Â
âYou should let me--like,â Steve trails off for a moment, apparently fighting the drugs and his messed up head both. âLike..style? Thatâs not the right wordâŚâÂ
âYou can play with it later. You have melted ice on your face.â
Steve is horrified instantly. âI have mice on my face!?âÂ
âNo.â Eddie's struggling not to grin, and it's so easy to tell it's a real one when Phil has seen every shade of fake on that bratâs face. âHere, let me get it.âÂ
He bats Steveâs hands away when the other attempts to ineffectively wipe at his cheeks, pulling out one of the black hankyâs heâs been sporting since about fifth grade to help and Phil freezes, because this one is different.Â
This one he recognizes, because itâs from a specific bar in Indiana.Â
âJust remember when this is over that you're mad at Callahan, not me.âÂ
âWhy would I be mad at you?âÂ
âKing Jockstrap, accepting help from the Freak? You tell me why that'd go badly.âÂ
A specific, special bar. One he himself visited a couple times, first on a dare and next out of curiosity, before he met Tracy and got engaged/married/divorced.Â
Itâs the kind of place with blacked out windows and multiple exits. Where he had made damn sure no one in there knew he was even associated with the police, let alone training to become a cop.Â
Steve sounds downright hurt. âI gave all that stuff up. I gave everything up.âÂ
âWhat, being King Jockstrap?â
âBring King of anything.âÂ
Phil felt that intuition of his kick in again. The one that said things like a Darcelle XVâs handkerchief werenât exactly something a teenager just casually found.Â
Definitely not in a town like Hawkins.Â
(Absolutely not a kid like Munson.)Â
âI canât do it and help the kids. Jonathan and Nancy are both--â Steve cuts himself off. Starts again. âThey keep telling me it's just me and. I don't want them to feel like they'reâŚâ
âAlone?â Eddie finishes for him, voice soft.Â
Steve hums.Â
âYeah.âÂ
Phil only went a handful of times and he doesnât recall what all the colors for the hankeyâs meant, but staring at it, heâs hit with the same feeling he gets when he helps Flo complete a puzzle, or when he has one of those moments where he helps someone, instead of making their day worse.Â
It doesnât take much to change an entire worldview, but processing it?Â
All the interactions Philâs ever had with Munson, the complaints, the rumors?
 Itâs like watching an explosion in real time, everything falling into place so fast it almost hurts.Â
âHey. If you're uh, if you're actually not mad at me, after this? I wouldn't mind continuing to make sure you're not alone.âÂ
âWhat's that mean?âÂ
What that means is Eddie Munson is going down in flames in real time, directly in front of the straightest kid Phil's ever met.Â
Well. Okay. He's seen the hairspray, maybe not straightest ever, butâŚ
Phil takes one long breath as the situation recontextualizes itself, then follows his gut and barrels over whatever clearly ill-advised, teen-crush filled nonsense Munson looks ready to blurt out.
âI went to Darcelleâs a couple times, when I was in my early twenties.âÂ
Phil has to talk to the ceiling, because he really doesnât want to see Munsonâs face right now.Â
Harringtonâs either, but Harrington likely wonât remember shit later.Â
âI wouldnât be let in if I went back now, not unless I pretended I wasnât an officer, but.â He swallows. Tries to think on how much he wants Munson to know, and what actually would be a reassurance, here.Â
Realizes, in that weird, back of the head sort of way, that offering reassurance is what heâs trying to do.Â
âItâs a cool place.â He finishes awkwardly.Â
Dead silence meets his words and after a moment Phil pulls his gaze back to Harrington.Â
Who is half leaning into Munsonâs hands like a cat, completely unaware of the conversation happening around him, while Eddie stares frozen at Phil in a sort of mute horror.Â
Silence stretches uncomfortably between them, long enough that Philâs gearing up to say something really stupid to get himself out of this, when Eddie whispers;Â
âWould you go back?âÂ
And shit, he hadnât known Munson knew what a whisper was, let alone how to get his own voice to do it.Â
Phil thinks honestly on the question though. He started this, heâs the adult here and he knows damn well heâs being asked something else.Â
âYeah.â He says, and canât even tell if heâs lying or telling the truth. Figures it doesnât matter, so long as Munson understands what Philâs actually saying back. âYeah I think I might. After the uh, divorce finalizes.âÂ
Eddie carefully extracts his hands and hanky both from Steve, fiddling with it in his hands.Â
âI really want to go there again.â Itâs spoken like a secret spilled, a careful thing Munsonâs still unsure that he wants out there, attached back to him.Â
Phil nods. Feels a weird lick of fondness he probably shouldnât have for him, given the way the brat seems to enjoy being Hawkins PDâs self-assigned pain in the ass, but, well.Â
He already opened his door for Steve.Â
Whatâs another wayward kid?Â
Except this one he recalls, isnât as wayward as he seems, or at least, not anymore, and he feels a little guilty as he remembers that Wayne Munson both exists and might be worried about where his nephew is.Â
âYouâre a good kid, Eddie.â He says, and watches as that seems to hit the teen harder than not-quite admitting Philâs been to a gay bar. âPhoneâs in the kitchen. Go call your Uncle, he should be home by now. Let him know where you are.âÂ
âYeah, okay.â Eddie says, and then actually goes to do so, like a proper citizen who listens to adults and authority figures instead of a semi feral rugrat.
Which just leaves Phil with Steve, whoâs slumped sort of sideways on the couch.Â
âHey Callahan?â The kid says quietly, drawing Philâs attention to him.Â
âYeah?âÂ
âThanks.âÂ
The knee jerk response Phil has is to ask What for, but drops the idea the second he realizes the kidâs eyes are drifting shut.Â
Internally curses himself for apparently deciding to half-adopt teenager assholeâs while he himself is barely in his 30s, but fuck it.Â
âAnytime, Harrington. Anytime.âÂ
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âAlienate.â Flo mutters, the first thing Phil Callahan hears when he enters the station. âNo, that's eight letters. Darn.âÂ
âHowâs the crossword, Miss Flo?â He asks, as he always asks, every morning.Â
Itâs part of a little routine heâs established with their doting receptionist, partly out of boredom, mostly because she sometimes asks him for help. Â
If thereâs one thing Phil enjoys doing, itâs helping.
(Itâs why he became a cop, after all.)
âHi, hun. Iâm stuck.â Flo responds, staring down at the New York Times spread out before her.Â
Itâs a quiet Friday morning and a quick glance at the open and dark-empty office of the Chief says the manâs not in yet, and so Callahan rounds the big wooden desk to stare at the puzzle over Floâs shoulder.Â
âWhich one?â He asks, seeing most of itâs already been filled out.Â
Flo jabs a finger at the offending clue, her nails painted a light pastel blue. âPushed away through inattention.â She reads dutifully, then traces her finger to the blank section of the crossword, tapping at it. âNine letter word.âÂ
Phil cocks his head, thinks it through.Â
âIt wasnât alienate.â Flo says, non-helpfully.Â
âIgnored?â Phil tries.
âThatâs seven letters.âÂ
They both stare down at the puzzle, the black and white squares taunting them.Â
âNeglected.â Phil says suddenly, triumphant. âIt has to be neglected--the word has to end with a D to make sense in the puzzle. See?âÂ
One of two words that crosses over with their missing piece is âabandonedâ, which fits nicely with the apparently gloomy theme of todayâs crossword.Â
âDoesnât work with the other word that goes through it though.â Flo points out, defeating the proud little glow that had been building in Philâs head.Â
The other bisecting word is âisolatedâ, making him wonder if the puzzlemaker is in the middle of a rough divorce.Â
(Or maybe just a rough day, and heâs the one projectingâŚ)Â
âWell, hell.â Phil grumbles, staring down at it.Â
âTry estranged!â Powell calls as he passes by with a mug full of coffee.Â
Flo carefully pencils in âestrangedâ and makes a pleased noise when it fits.Â
âThank you, hun!â She calls, and Phil huffs at himself for not seeing it, but also refuses to let Powellâs one upping ruin his day.
The man himself offers their receptionist a smile, before tossing a casual reprimand Philâs way. Â
âCallahan, get to work, would you?âÂ
âYeah, yeah, smartypants.â He says, going to fetch his own cup of coffee. âSave the bitching for the Chief.âÂ
Powell rolls his eyes at him, and Callahan makes a face back, and the two of them go on to have a very boring, small town cop sort of day--right until a legitimate call finally comes in.Â
Well.
Sort of.Â
âThe Harrington residence is having a too-loud party again.â Hopper says, having finally shown up sometime between nine and noon. âDrunk teenagers are throwing up in peopleâs lawns.âÂ
âItâs not even dark yet.â Powell mutters, staring at the clock as if he couldnât imagine a party taking place before 8 pm.Â
âTeenagers donât care about that shit, thatâs why theyâre getting the cops called on them.â Hopper snips back. Heâd been in a mood all day, and not the fun, jolly kind.Â
âCome on Callahan, letâs go remind Harrington Jr. that itâs his daddy that owns this department, not him.â
âI wish you wouldnât joke about that.â Phil says as he follows Hopper out the door, waving goodbye to Flo as he goes. âPeople are going to think youâre serious.âÂ
(Sometimes, Phil thinks as he swings into the patrol truck, that Hopper is serious.Â
That they are being paid to look the other way.Â
Then he takes a sip of their god-awful coffee and hears Hopperâs ancient truck cough to life, and figures, if anyone was getting cash here, there would at least be evidence of it.)Â
xXxÂ
Harrington Jr.âs party isnât quite the chaotic disaster it was made out to be, though there are a handful of tipsy teenagers stumbling around the lawn.
âOne of these idiots is going to drown in that damn pool someday.â Hopper complains through gritted teeth as he storms up the driveway, kids scrambling into action the second they spot him.Â
One loudly screams; âCops!â and the rest of them scatter, running in so many directions it makes Philâs head spin. He briefly moves as if to give chase before deciding thereâs simply too many to bother.Â
(Knows that itâs unlikely theyâll arrest anyone but Harrington tonight, anyway.)
âIf the right kid bites it, Dick Harrington might even have to come deal with it personally.â Over his shoulder Hopper tosses Phil a sharkâs smile, barging up the porch to bang hard on one of the two front doors. âWouldnât that be a sight to see?âÂ
âNo, not really.â Phil says, because heâs thinking about dead teenagers in pools.Â
âAlso I donât think Richard likes to be called Dick.â He adds cautiously, just in case the man himself happens to be home.Â
Itâs unlikely, doubly so given all the drunk minors, but that just means Phil isnât surprised when itâs not the Vice President of Indiana Corporate Consulting, LLC that opens the door but his son, Steve.Â
âOfficers.â The kid drawls, shirtless in swim trunks, not a single strand of his perfectly styled hair out of place. âWhat can I do for you?â
He leans casually in the doorway, as another kid screams out a warning inside.Â
âYou can cut the shit.â Hopper says. âYou know the drill. Turn around and put your hands behind your back.âÂ
Harrington does neither of those things, instead tilting his head and making a face like he just smelled something foul.Â
âIâm not drunk. And anyone who is drunk brought it without telling me. You should go arrest them.â Steve  jams a thumb over his shoulder, pointing at the rapidly emptying house.Â
Then he smirks at both of them, every inch the newly crowned King the kids insist on calling him.Â
âYou think your old man is gonna believe that?â Hopper snarls, infuriated. He never was one that dealt well with teenagers. Or at least, these kinds (and that damn Munson kid, who just loved stealing everybodies lawn flamingos.)Â
âI think youâll find âmy old manâ,â Steve mockinly mimics, âdoesnât care.â
âHe will when the neighbors start calling.â Hopper tosses back as Phil pushes past Harrrington Jr. to begin the process of trying to wrangle drunk teenages. âThatâs Janet Wilkinsonâs prized hydrangeas Haganâs been throwing up in. You wanna see what happens when she talks to your mother?âÂ
âShe has to get a hold of my mother to talk to her.â Steves snarks, instead of pulling out his usual charm. âWhy do you think she called you instead?âÂ
This isnât Philâs first call to the house, but it is the first time Harrington Jr. has been this combative. Itâs new, but not exactly unexpected.Â
Not when Steve Harrington has been hurtling towards this ever since he started hosting parties.Â
âYou think your parents wonât care when I call them?â
âWell they havenât before, so--âÂ
Phil rolls his eyes as the kid and Hopper trade more barbs, the adultâs growing sharper and sharper as Steve makes a couple of arguments about being held accountable for other peopleâs actions (and something else about unreasonably high standards and making his own bail.)Â
Let's them argue it out as he quickly realizes he will definitely not be catching teenagers, and pivots to scanning for too-drunk stragglers in need of help.Â
âKeep running your mouth, Harrington, and Iâll let you cool your heels overnight in a jail cell. That what you want?â
âYou already did that, remember? Swore youâd never do it again because I was too annoying.â
âYou canât annoy me if Iâm not the one there watching you--âÂ
Phil tunes out the rising voices, his attention snagging on something else.
The Harringtonsâ entryway was sparse, and the rooms beyond werenât much better. The whole house had the sterile feel of a museum;Â untouched and unlived in.Â
Not even a swarm of teenagers had managed to leave much of a mark. Or at least, not in these few rooms, anyway.Â
Which is what makes the scraggly note stand out.
Itâs taped to the wall right above the phone, but slightly askew, like itâd been thought of last-minute. A little crumpled, like someone half-heartedly tried to peel it off before giving up and pressing it back down.
âWho puts a phone in the entryway?â Phil wonders, but then, it is the Harringtonâs.Â
Maybe they need it to find each other in this huge fucking house.Â
He leans in to read the note, spotting the bold letters at the bottom informing everyone the entire notepad had been custom ordered for RICHARD HARRINGTON, VP.Â
âDarling,â beautiful cursive starts, at odds with the footnote, âSorry that we couldnât get a hold of you. Your father had a business opportunity, you know how important those are. Iâll send you a postcard. Take care of the house, remember that Martha is coming on Wednesdays now to get the dry cleaning. Do something fun for your birthday!âÂ
Itâs signed XOXO, Muffin.Â
Muffin is, of course, Richard Harringtonâs wife, and also a walking punchline. Or at least she is when people arenât tripping over themselves to stay on her good side.
Weird that she signed it as such instead of with âMomâ, but then Muffin always has been a bitâŚmuch.Â
More importantly (besides the fact that they skipped out on their own kids birthday) is the date at the top, which says the note was left Tuesday, March 17th.Â
Itâs currently the middle of May.
Floâs crossword springs to mind, each guessed word clicking into place beside Steveâs own, still warm, spoken just moments ago.
Abandoned, and âShe has to get a hold of my mother to talk to her.âÂ
Ignored and âI think youâll find my old man doesnât care.âÂ
A cold realization sweeps through Phil, as he recalls the things theyâve all heard other kids say about Steve.Â
No parents.Â
Big house.Â
Always down for a good time.Â
(âNeglect is the failure to give somebody proper care or attention.â Powell had argued on their lunch break, as Phil complained that âneglectedâ fit the stupid crossword better than âestrangedâ had.Â
âEstranged works because itâs when youâre not really talking to someone. Hence the pushing away part. Theyâre different. Similar! But different.âÂ
âThatâs dumb.â Phil argued back.Â
âYouâre dumb.â Powell replied, then laughed when Phil gasped in mock offense. âItâs why youâre getting taken to the cleaners in your divorce!â
âHey man, come on, too far!â
âSorry, sorry--â )Â
All copâs develop intuition, even the small town ones, and Philâs kicks in as he stares at the note.Â
Neglected might be a hard sell for a fifteen year old that drives a BMW, but estranged definitely fits the bill.Â
(Heâs pretty sure neglect does fit the fucking bill no matter how much money the kids parents have, but heâs been on the force long enough to know how these things go.)Â
He turns on his heel and marches over, sticking himself right in between his boss and the only remaining teenager.Â
âWhere are your parents at, again?â He asks, right over whatever point Hopper was butchering.Â
âWhat?â Steve and Hopper both say, before giving the other a look for it.Â
âDo you know where your parents are at?â Phil asks again, switching up the wording a little just like theyâd taught him in the academy.Â
âUhâŚNo?â Steve says, seeming too startled to lie. âYouâd have to call dadâs receptionist.âÂ
âOkay. And when are they coming back?âÂ
This time Steve tosses a look at Hopper, like Philâs the one being weird here.Â
âWhen they get back.â He says, and itâs like heâs trying to still sound tough, to put forth that King persona, but is fumbling a little now that itâs not Hopper who's asking the questions.Â
âSo you have no idea, at all.â He clarifies, and feels his stomach sink a little.Â
âI mean, I could also call dadâs receptionist.â Steve says, like that makes it better. Â
âWhose in charge of you while theyâre gone?â And yes he knows itâs a stupid question, knows that Steve is fifteen (he thinks, anyway) and is perfectly old enoughÂ
â...I am.â Steve says, right over Hopperâs annoyed; âWhat the hell, Callahan.âÂ
âChief, can I talk to you?â He says, turning to face his boss.Â
Hopper stares back at him in disbelief, before making a show of summoning the last of his patience with a loud sigh.Â
âYou.â He points at Steve. âSit. Stay.â
âWant me to shake too?â Harrington Jr calls out in an attempt to recover, but Philâs got a hand on Hopperâs elbow and is dragging the older man away before he can get sucked back in.Â
âYou better have found something good Callahan.â Hopper warns, as Phil snatches the note on the wall as they pass by.Â
âHopper,â Phil says quietly, leaning in as he pulls Hopper all the way into the kitchen, kicking empty solo cups as he goes. âI donât think his parents have been home in a while.â
He shoves the note in the Chiefâs face.Â
âNo shit, kid.â Hopper spits, and the nickname sits badly, now that Philâs heard it spat at Steve the same way.Â
(Hopper doesnât mean it, Phil knows he doesnât.Â
Hopperâs the best boss Philâs ever had. The guyâs just a little rough sometimes, gets lost in the little things and needs to be brought back down.Â
âHeâs got a lot going on, hun, but weâll get him there.â Flo says when heâs been really mean, and Phil knows they will, heâs seen it himself, but sometimes he wishes whatever the Chief was healing from would let him go a little faster.)Â
He grabs the note, eyes scanning over it, and Phil talks a little faster.Â
âNo, I mean, look at the date, Chief. Theyâve been gone for months.âÂ
Hopper looks up from the note and gives him the worldâs flattest state. âSo?â
Phil gapes a little at him. âIsnât that abandonment?âÂ
In response, Hopper simply steps more into the kitchen, then throws open a door next to the stove. Reveals a huge, walk-in pantry, piled high with all kinds of food.Â
Stands next to it like itâs a party trick he just unveiled.Â
âGiven the lights are on and that fancy little car of his seems to have gas, Iâd say theyâre providing for the kid just fine.â He says crossly.Â
Which isnât wrong exactly, but itâs not right either.Â
âYeah,â Phil protests, âbut--âÂ
âTrust me, things could be a lot worse.â Hopper cuts him off. âSave all the pity for someone who actually needs it, and not a kid whose parentsâ lawyers will cut both our balls off for even suggesting they donât care about their kid.âÂ
âHarsh, Chief.â Phil mutters, stung. Thereâs a small, growing voice in his head that says Steve Harrington does kind of need someone.
That a kid, even one as old as Steve is, shouldnât be left like this.Â
âLifeâs harsh. Now unless youâre volunteering to watch the kid all night in a cell, I say we call the bratâs parents and this time, weâre gonna hit them with a citation when they get home. See if they ignore that.âÂ
âPlease do!â Steve calls loudly, from where heâs still seated on the couch. âItâll be funny, trust me.âÂ
Hopper goes to pinch the bridge of his nose, before glancing sideways at the island counter covered in solo cups and bottles.Â
Changes course to pluck an unopened whiskey bottle from the pile, tucking it under his arm.Â
Storms back out to whatever the Harringtonâs call the room Steveâs in, pausing only to stop in front of him.Â
âHey.â Steve says, spotting the bottle.
Hopper holds it out. âOh, Iâm sorry, is this yours?âÂ
Steveâs mouth opens, before he catches Callahanâs shaking head. Thinks better of it, and slams it back closed.Â
Grumbles; âNo, sir.âÂ
âOh itâs sir now, is it?â Hopper says with a snort. âSince youâre so good at eavesdropping, you already know what Iâm going to do. Congratulations Harrington, you get out of jail tonight, but,âÂ
He leans forward, putting himself almost nose to nose with the surely teenager, âI will be making sure that this time, your parents pay attention.âÂ
Quick as a shot heâs up and out the door, slamming it close behind him like he forgot Phil was there.Â
âGood luck!â Steve shouts after him, but itâs clear even he thinks the Chief won their little sparring match.Â
âHave your parents really been gone since March?â Phil says when the coast is clear, and watches Steve blink at him like he hadnât realized the younger officer was still there.Â
âYeah.â Steve says with a shrug, like itâs not a big deal. âEvery kidâs dream.âÂ
Itâs not. Even Phil can tell from the way Steveâs face looks just then, that he knows itâs not.Â
He doesnât know what exactly posses him, but the next words out of his mouth are; âYou ever get too lonely here, you can stay with me.âÂ
âWhat?â Steve says, eyes snapping right to Philâs face like he misheard him.Â
Heâs embarrassed for two entire seconds before deciding, fuck it.Â
He already offered, heâs not taking it back.Â
âItâs a big house, kid. You shouldnât be alone for that long.â Phil thinks about his impending divorce. On the emptiness of the house, with his soon to be ex wife long gone. How that eats at him, sometimes. Adds; âNo one should be.â Â
Harrington Jr. stares at him like heâs lost his mind. âWhatever.â He scoffs, but itâs not quite the waspish tone heâd used before.Â
âYou ever need help either, you call me.â Phil says, because that seems important to say too.Â
He points up at one of the chandeliers hanging from the ceiling, impossibly high over both their heads. âEven if itâs just to hold a ladder to change one of those lightbulbs.âÂ
Steveâs eyes go up with him then back down, like heâs still not sure this isnât a joke being played on him.Â
âI mean it.â Phil says, right as one of the front doors whips back open. Reaches into the pocket of his uniform, and pulls out his card. âYou need me, you call.âÂ
âCallahan!â Hopper bellows, and Phil calls out a loud; âComing!â before making eye contact with Steve once more.
âTake it.â He says, holding out the card, and hopes he sounds like a proper adult when he does.Â
(Phil often does not feel like an adult, least of which because heâs the youngest in the department by two decades, nevermind the failed marriage.)Â
âOkay.â Steve says dismissively, but he reaches out.
Takes the card.
It feels like a victory and Phil lets it be one as he leaves the Harrington residence and Steve behind with it. Feels the rot of that be soothed by the fact he at least did something.Â
(Also seeâs Hopper didnât wait for him, but is instead sitting in the driverâs seat of the truck.Â
Knows his boss is gonna be pissed at him, but faces the noose anyway.)Â
âPuppies are expensive.â The Chief tells him darkly, the second Phil opens the door. âAnd they shit all over the floor.â
âWhat?â He asks, not always used to his bosses nonsensical ramblings.Â
He eyes the thermos the Chiefâs holding, and wonders if already dumped the whiskey he stole in it.Â
They all thought the Chief had been getting better, but maybe notâŚÂ
âPuppies,â Hopper stressed, jamming the hand holding the thermos in Philâs face (no liquor smell, thank God.) âwho have very rich owners, are typically well cared for, even if their idea of care and your idea are different.âÂ
Philâs face contorts in confusion, eyes following Hopperâs finger pointed middle finger to the fading tail lights of Steveâs BMW.Â
It takes him a second, but he gets there.
âSteve isnât a puppy.â He says instantly offended, because teenagers and puppies are very, very different, thanks, and yes okay, he knows itâs a metaphor, but itâs a stupid one.Â
âActs like one.â Hopper says, before taking a noisy sip of the thermos.Â
âHe really doesnât?âÂ
Phil wants to say he complains right back at his boss, but really it comes out as more of a question--because Steve Harrington has never acted like a dog. The kidâs not clingy, or whiny or even loud.Â
Heâs a kid, sure, a teenager thatâs obnoxious, but arenât all teenagers that way, by default?
Philâs mother certainly said so, though sheâd been teasing about it.Â
(She also said something about how kids who canât get what they need the right way, will revert to trying out the wrong ways instead.)Â
âWhatever. Just donât come running to me when you get too close and Mommy and Daddy show up to remind you itâs none of your business.â
Hopper starts the cruiser, expecting that to be that.
And normally it would be. Phil would leave it alone, even if he disagreed, but today he finds he canât.Â
Not when the words from Floâs crossword are still haunting his head, âabandonedâ and âneglectedâ and âpushed awayâ lighting up like little warning signs, all pointing towards one very sad kid.Â
âIf they come back.â He finds himself saying.Â
âOh, they always come back.â Hopper snorts right back. âJust not when any of us ever want them too.âÂ
Phil doesnât like that answer, but this time he does leave it alone.Â
Figures the best he can do for Steve is what he already did. Let him know he saw him. Let him know he understood.Â
If Steve needs someone, he now knows Phil will come.Â
He wonât let anyone make him feel bad for offering that, either, because this is the exact thing he signed up to do, when he became a cop.Â
Even if Harrington never reaches out to him, at least Phil can say he did something. At least he can live with himself.Â
xXx
Weeks go by.
A month.
Two months and more.
By a year Phil has kind of forgotten about his promise to Steve Harrington, and by the time the Chief has gotten them all involved in some kind of--poisoned pumpkin patch problem, heâs too caught up in trying to figure out what the hell is going on in Hawkins to really think about it.Â
That is, until the kid himself shows up on his doorstep, with a black eye and a hand hugging his ribs.Â
Which would be concerning on its own, but itâs worse given that known lawn flamingo thief and constant pain in the police departmentâs ass, Eddie Munson, is right there with him.Â
âHi Officer Callahan.â Munson says, and he, Phil quickly realizes, looks perfectly fine, despite clearly being the only reason Steve seven on his feet. âUhâŚHarrington said I should take him here?âÂ
He does not sound certain, and frankly, looks two seconds from bolting.
Given how much Steve is bleeding on him, Phil canât blame him for it.Â
âWhat the hell.â He says, shocked and loose tongued for it. âDid you two get in a fight!?âÂ
âNo!â Munson yelps, then immediately stills when the act of it jostles Steve. âI found him like this. He was fucking trying to drive and was weaving all over the place--I got him to stop, and get in my van, but the only thing heâll say is that I needed to bring him to you!âÂ
Like it wasnât bad enough the chief had been out of contact all night or that there had been weird people swarming all over town, nevermind all those damn phone calls about loose dogs and--
âYou said.â Steve interrupts Philâs spiraling thoughts, voice sounding oddly strangled, and he'd pay more attention to that if he wasnât finding new and concerning injuries every second he looked.Â
âYou said I could go to you, for help. If I needed it. Cause Hopper--Hopperâs busy,â Steveâs slurring, Phil realizes and oh god a lot of that blood is on his head, âAnâ I didnât want the kids to worry, but I thinkâŚi was wrong, I donât--I think IâmâŚI donât wanna be âlone--â Â
âOkay, okay.â Phil reaches out, tries to take Steveâs weight off of Munson. âGet in here. You too, Munson.âÂ
Expects the latter to protest and is a little surprised to watch as the kid instead helps Steve hobble inside.Â
âPut him on the couch while I get my first aid kit.â Phil orders, trying not to panic and failing. He has first aid training--more than, actually, because he took it as an elective back when he thought he was going to go to medical school, but that was years ago and Steve looks like he went head first through a blender.Â
âStabilize him now, panic later.â He orders himself, as Munson settles both of them down on the couch.Â
âAm I dying?â Steve asks vaguely, to Munsonâs increasingly panicked face.Â
âNope.â Phil says, voice as firm as he can make it. âNot today.âÂ
He comes over, looking over Steve once againÂ
âYou staying Munson?â He asks, more an out for the kid than anything else.Â
Watches as the older teen clocks that for what it is.Â
Seeâs Steve unintentionally lean into his chest, breathing a little weird.Â
âNo man, youâre going to need an extra hand.â Eddie says. âIâm staying right here.âÂ
âMe too.â Steve slurs nonsensically.
âWhat the hell, me too.â Phil says, just to lighten the mood a little.Â
Then he drops to his knees and goes about stabilizing Steve.Â
(At some point Munson decides to help tell his latest flamingo heist story. Phil let him, even if no one had realized heâd pulled off another one again.
He got Steve to laugh, so Phil figures it was worth it, at least. )Â
Part Two
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Despite her absence Steve's mom is trying her best and sadly her absence is actually apart of that because she is keeping his dad away from him, she figured he was better off neglected than abused
on one of their rare trips back, they heard about the craziness in Hawkins, they run into a monster or two and Mrs. Harrington is nothing if not an opportunist and knocks her piece of shit husband down to feed him to whatever is chasing them
on her mad dash to the car she runs into Steve just getting home already on high alert due to the quickly cut off screams in the background she informs him that his dad is dead killed by monsters so he goes into monster fighter mode and grabs his walkie informing everyone whats going on
Since the Harrington house is considered unsafe steve and his mom are taken in by the hendersons and take the time to explain the whole monster situation to steves mom (claudia is already in the know because i say so)
steve and his mom finally get to start rebuilding their relationship now that the grade A asshole is monster chow
Claudia and the newly widowed Mrs. Harrington bond and start supporting each other and eventually end up together (Much to robins awe and amazement and steve and dustins confusion and approval)
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If there are two stranger things scenarios I will NEVER tire of it is
1) drugged Stobin at Starcourt crashing into Eddie/Hellfire/Hopper literally anybody but the kids
And
2) Hellfire having a totally average 80s sitcom style day as The Nerdy Kids until Steve and the plot come crashing in at Mach 40.
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I love you, transmasc Eddie.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who had to do make a lot of difficult choices to become who he needed to be.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who got manipulaed into dealing in exchange for his T-shots.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who shaved his hair when he decided to transition and wept for hours because he didn't really want to do it. Because he thought it would make him feel more like himself but instead took away key part of his identity.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who came out to Wayne with a bag packed and ready to go in his van, just in case.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who never denied himself who he was.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who puts his trust in Robin first. Who falls in love with Steve second.
I love you, transmasc Eddie who adopts a trans kid who got removed from their home and gives them the stability and support he wished he'd had before Wayne.
I love you, transmasc Eddie
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Was rewatching Spree and everytime I'm surprised at the ending montage when someone calls Kurt an AlphaFag like wow what an inspiration
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im thinking abt sinners and The Scene: how Sammie played so beautifully that the house caught fire and showed the people inside, but he wasn't the center of it - there was so much movement in that scene!!! so much to SEE - no two people danced the same way - you're focusing on the spirits of the old and the new and how Together everyone looked even without four walls around them.
And then you have Remmick and his song. There's uniformity in the dancing!!! in the singing!!!! in the movements!!!!!!! Those same people who were dancing so freely and expressively!!!!! Now following remmick step after step!!!!!
Whiteness as vampirism!!! Leeching away individuality!!!! culture!!! freedom!!! ughhgghh this movie !!!!!ÂĄ!!! so good !!!!!ÂĄ!!!!!!!
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A continuation of this post I made
I imagine Steve genuinely doesnât think about Eddie, like at all. Besides the occasional âwhat is he yelling about in that tableâ or â Munson actually showed up to classâ or once in sophomore year he thinks âhow much does Munson charge for an ounce of weed? Would he take a $50 for an ounceâ which causes Eddie to wait around all day at the picnic table wishing for some shmuck to offer $50 for just an ounce, but no one shows up (Steve had to go pick up Dustin after school and didnât want him to find weed the weed when he inevitably starts going through Steveâs car)
The lack of soulmate thoughts really irks Eddie, because he knows his soulmate is in Hawkins, but he never thinks about Eddie, like at all??? Positively or negatively?? Eddie jumps on more tables, he blares loud music from his van, he is in a band, he is the drug dealer for all the teens in Hawkins and all his soulmate thinks is âwhy the fuck did Munson double park his van, Iâm going to be late looking for a parking spot nowâ it absolutely drives him crazy.
He eventually figures out his soulmate must be a jock of some kind because one day he hears âwhat is Munson doing under the bleachers?â when some sports team is let out of playing with balls practice. He is briefly heartbroken his soulmate isnât a nerd like him, but then spends the night thinking about how a certain fluffy haired jock could play with his balls anytime.
Steve isnât not thinking about Eddie on purpose, but they just donât run in the same circles, so he doesnât really think about him too much, just in a genuine, âI donât know them, donât interact with them, so I donât really think about themâ sort of way. Especially after befriending the kids, Steveâs focus goes to keeping them safe and being a babysitter instead of finding his soulmate.
Steveâs experience with his soulmates thoughts is completely different. Starting in middle school he heard his soulmate think he was cute which he thought was nice. As he got older his soulmate would still think he was cute, but also handsome or pretty which, he doesnât know any girls who call their boyfriends pretty but ya know, he can roll with that. He thinks he will have to roll with a lot of stuff, since hai soulmate seems to into aâŚa lot of interesting things, to say the least. Steve has dated a lot of girls but none of them seemed to want to rub their face in his chest hair like his soulmate did, who also wonder is Steve was that hairy everywhere which- he was but he didnât think a girl would want to know about that.
He would be in the middle of a basket ball game and he hit with a 15 minute monologue about how wonderful his ass looked in âthise little green shirts that ride up his ass in the best wayâ and how his soulmate âwanted to be those shortsâ causing Steve to miss three different shots. Also with all this wildly kinky stuff and even general sex things Steve has never heard of or thought about he figures he should become more knowledgeable to better be prepared for his soulmate.
One day when Steve is cleaning up a drink he spilled in the cafeteria and heard âgod Harrington looks good on his knees, bet he would look even better with my cock in his mouthâ figures chances are his soulmate isnât a girl at all.
With not much else to loose and a new door opened up to him, Steve starts spending time thinking equally horny thinvs about different guys he sees in class, just to see if they will react to what he is thinking. This is how he figures out Eddie is his soulmate.
Steve notices eddies table is getting a little rowdy, as is always does before Eddie gets up on someoneâs table and he rants about jocks and preppy girls while stepping on peopleâs lunches, Steve thinks âwhat if comes over here, spits in my stretched out hole, and fucks me right next to Heathers Halloways tuna sandwichâ
Eddie, whose soulmate didnât even think about Eddie that one time his car got spray painted a fit was all the school talked about for a week, was NOT expecting that at 12:30 on a Tuesday and promptly trips on a chair and slams face first into the lunch table, breaking his nose.
Eddies friends rush him to the nurse and Steve is torn between this being a sign Eddie is soulmate or Eddie just clumsy, Steve has seen him walk into a door twice, so he donât 100% sure. Steve decided to test this anytime he has a clear viewpoint of Eddie and starts thinking the most horny, kinky things possibly about Eddie to see if Eddie reacts proves he is Steveâs soulmate (also revenge because Steve had to go through years of Eddie horny pondering interrupting Steve during important tasks games or tests so Steve figures he should pay that forward during eddies dungeons and dorks games)
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Thereâs a knock at his door and Eddie opens it to - âAhoy, sailor.â
âYeah, yeah, yuck it up,â Steve rolls his eyes, gesturing to his sailor uniform. âI look dumb. Do you have weed?â
He doesnât actually and wonât until Rick gets some tomorrow but - âNot to sell, but you can smoke some of mine with me.â
ââŚor I can buy it off you?â
âNo can do, sailor,â Eddie grins. âThis is your only option.â
âFine.â
Fifteen minutes later andâŚEddie shouldâve given him another option.
Now he has Steve Harrington dressed like an ice cream sailor really high and weepy on his couch. Heâs sniffling and teary eyed about missing âthe little guy.â
And yeah. It sucks for your dog to go missing and maybe the weed is bring some of that emotion to the surface but what is Eddie supposed to do here?
He tries, âI think, um. I think that Dustin will probably come back. They typically come back.â
Unless they go missing in the woods like his neighborâs dogs did a couple years ago, Eddie thinks privately but doesnât say that. He just awkwardly rubs Steveâs shoulder and says, âHeâll be back before you know it.â
âYouâre right,â Steve nods, wiping at his teary eyes. âIâm just tired anâ I miss him. Heâs probably having a lot of funâŚHeâs probably not even taking care of his curls.â
Jesus, Eddie hopes someone finds this goddamn poodle soon. He doesnât want to experience Steve Harrington crying ever again.
He vaguely heard something about attracting your missing pets with your scent and suggests, âMaybe you can put a sock or something outside.â
That makes no sense to Steve but he nods anyways. Dustinâs always doing weirdo science experiments so, âHeâs probably like that.â
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If there's one thing supernatural has taught me, it's that. Gay love can pierce through the veil of death and save the day.
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I thought the passenger was gonna be gay
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why'd he hold him like that if no kiss? Why'd they ask about him having bf and being gay if no gayness happened?
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