deep-sea-freaky
deep-sea-freaky
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Like the country but I use any pronouns. I like movie trailer music and doing too much research on my interests. Good luck and Godspeed to everyone out there.
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deep-sea-freaky · 7 months ago
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My review of Red One (to the tune of Up On The Housetop):
Oh-oh-oh
Who wouldn’t go? Oh-oh-oh
Who’d ever go?
Up on the housetop, click click click
Avengers, Jumanji, and Old Saint Nick
Up on the housetop, corporate slog
Who the fuck wrote this dialogue?
Chris Evans plays a deadbeat dad
The Rock kicks snowmen in the nads
Oh-oh-oh
Who wouldn’t go? Oh-oh-oh
Who’d ever go?
Lay out the Bechdel, shit shit shit
Pan those shots to butts and tits
Oh-oh-oh
Who wouldn’t go? Oh-oh-oh
Who’d ever go?
Red One is best with friends, friends, friends
Otherwise save nine bucks, Amen
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