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My review of Red One (to the tune of Up On The Housetop):
Oh-oh-oh
Who wouldn’t go? Oh-oh-oh
Who’d ever go?
Up on the housetop, click click click
Avengers, Jumanji, and Old Saint Nick
Up on the housetop, corporate slog
Who the fuck wrote this dialogue?
Chris Evans plays a deadbeat dad
The Rock kicks snowmen in the nads
Oh-oh-oh
Who wouldn’t go? Oh-oh-oh
Who’d ever go?
Lay out the Bechdel, shit shit shit
Pan those shots to butts and tits
Oh-oh-oh
Who wouldn’t go? Oh-oh-oh
Who’d ever go?
Red One is best with friends, friends, friends
Otherwise save nine bucks, Amen
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