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romanogers 1

steve: *flirts with Natasha*

natasha: *stares at him dreamily*

clint: you're rather quiet today, Tasha.

natasha: *still staring at Steve* nobody plans a murder out loud

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romanoger’a headcanons pls!

Yay! Thank you Emily 💜💜

Request are open! I do ships and x readers

OH MY GOSH THEY ARE SO CUTE!

Literally all of the avengers would ship them

Especially Tony

One time he locked them in a closet to see if they would confess

They did but when Nat broke down the door Tony knew he was in trouble

Steve would call her old fashioned names like ‘doll’ or ‘my love’

Nat would call him ‘handsome’ or ‘love’

They would still refer to each other as Romanoff and Rogers

Both of them use names like ‘babe’ and ‘baby’

They comfort each other when the other has nightmares

Most of the time it’s Nat but every now and then Steve will have a really bad one

SUPER CUTE dates

I MEAN SUPER CUTE DATES

Dinner at their favorite places

A walk through the park

You name it

Nat showing him haw to use madden technology

After this movie marathons every weekend

At first they would try to hide their relationship but Clint found them making out one day and by the end of the day the whole team knew

They would always pair up on missions

CONSTANTLY being worried about each other

Overall they would be ADORABLE

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Y/n: life is sexually transmitted and ALWAYS fatal

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Clint Barton’s House of Strays, by me and @geeodes

A whole one person said they were interested so get fuckin ready

In a post-S.H.I.E.L.D., post-Sokovia Accords world, where is Natasha to stash dozens of newly freed child assassins?

- is what she says when she shows up at Clint’s door with Yelena, Melina, Alexei, and five widows under the age of 20 trailing behind her

Clint:

Natasha:

Yelena:

Melina:

Alexei:

The widows:

Clint:

Clint: So are you guys staying for dinner, or…?

They did stay for dinner

And dessert

And breakfast the next morning. Clint’s kids come downstairs to find five child spies asleep on the floor in living room, and the five child spies wake to see three kids in matching pajamas openly staring at them

Clint and Laura talk, and soon enough, Widows start flooding in.

Sent by Yelena from all over the world, girls ranging from six to thirty show up in droves

After a while shoving Widows on couches and mattresses and guest bedrooms, Clint convinces Laura to let him start a new project.

With Natasha, Alexei, Melina, and eventually Tony’s help, he builds a lodge beside the farmhouse.

Bedrooms go in on the top floor; bunk beds for reunited sisters, singles for girls who have never known a quiet night’s sleep, a wide kitchen on the main floor stuffed with food the girls have never had the chance to eat.

Widows who don’t want to stay at the farm are sent to the Avengers Tower (which Tony did not sell, *cough*) and are given access to therapy and job opportunities, and anything else they could need while they adjust to life outside the Red Room

It brings more controversy down on Tony, but what else was he gonna do? Say no?

He considers it after one particularly indoctrinated 6-year-old tries kicking his ass and has to be pulled off him by Natasha

The lodge becomes a safe haven for Widows, even after they’ve found their places in the world.

It takes a while for some to forgive Melina for her part in their enslavement, but she does her best every day to earn their forgiveness.

She becomes friends with Laura Barton, their relationship awkward at first but eventually effortless. The two share looks that are indecipherable to others, but they conduct entire conversations without saying a word. Natasha is befuddled.

Alexei warms up to the Barton kids immediately. They hang off his arms while he booms war stories and nonsense, shrugging off Clint’s concerns

“Relax, Robin Hood. They are soft and squishy, they learn to be strong!”

“… Whatever you say.”

Thanksgivings at the Barton farm start moving outside. Long tables are stuffed with Widows of all ages, Avengers, agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., families, and anyone else who will fit, crowding around in the kitchens and living rooms and fields, swapping stories and inside jokes

Nowhere in the world is totally safe, but the Barton farm feels pretty close

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what if...ultron won?

natasha romanoff

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Chloe “I am looking respectfully” Decker

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see i have no fear of someone looking over my shoulder while i'm reading fanfiction because if you can tell that i'm reading fanfiction then either you've been reading enough to figure out that it's fanfiction, or you can recognize the ao3 website by sight. we BOTH lose.

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Maria Hill - Natasha Romanoff Headcanons 3

-Maria refers to Natasha as Nick’s favourite murder child

-When Maria is particularly irritated or disapproving she will get this frown that Natasha has dubbed the eyebrows of disappointment

-she does everything she can to be on the receiving end of it, it’s just too hilarious

-Maria is one of the few people that Natasha has opened up to, showing what it’s under the persona that she presents to the world. Sometimes Maria’s heart breaks for Natasha.

-she’ll never say it however, she’ll just randomly hug her tight when she thinks something like that.

-Natasha will just look at her with her piercing stare, trying to read her.

-on a lighter note, Maria loves to scrach the top of Natasha’s hair 

-or to call her short-stuff

-Natasha actually pouts when she does that, it’s just so cute.

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gonna reblog, god knows i need it...

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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Hey! Some Natasha and Steve friendship headcanons? :)

headcanon: Natasha is basically Steve’s first friend out of the ice right? so like nat is teaching steve all about this century well everything. she lets him try out his own stuff like clothes and jokes and music to listen to and then natasha is like no steve do this. to which he just shrugs and chooses his favorite cause he figures that she knows best (and he was used to bucky taking care of him back in the day). so the first time he gives her shade he bites his lip cause he knows the black widow can fuck a guy yup, and like hes a big dude but natasha could wreck him. so she gives him really serious eyes just to make him sweat a little and then bursts out laughing cause hes such an idiot and the his scared face is fucking priceless. Also since they are both huge nerds Nat makes him watch all the classics, shes the real reason he has his little black book of things to catch up on. (clint makes fun of him that his little black book isnt filled with women but no one will tell steve why its funny and the last thing he googled something he ended up on a leather fetish site and was a lil overwhelmed)

headcanons + mini blogrates

Continua a leggere

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After all that you’ve been through, Chloe— what you’re worried about most is what’s best for those that you care about.

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when the avengers aren’t together or aren’t saving the world, natasha teaches dance lessons for free. since natasha knows and is trained in ballet, she uses her knowledge to teach little girls who can’t afford it or who want to use their passion and doesn’t charge.

she’ll of course take donations and use the money for new equipment and costumes but natasha wants to use her knowledge for good. even though it’s something so small and minuscule, natasha still feels like she’s making a difference in young girls lives, something she didn’t have until she was older

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soft natasha and yelena headcanons bc black widow emotionally destroyed me

yelena is such a little shit to natasha its unreal

constant pranks that natasha never seems to be able to avoid

yelena literally cries from laughter when nat walks into the room covered in whip cream

both are very touch starved as you could expect, so they are constantly in physical contact with each other

it can range from hands on each other’s back to full on cuddle sessions

tickle fights are a must, they were both so emotionless for a long time that it feels good to laugh and let go

it brings back memories of the tickle fights they had in ohio

sometimes melina and alexei join, they didn’t realize how much they missed their girls’ laughter

they share a bed bc they hate being away from each other, and yelena is the worst blanket hog

natasha talks in her sleep

“the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” right in yelena’s ear at three am

yelena went to the shops one day and bought a bunch of nerf guns, her and natasha get into battles all the time and when one of them gets hit with a dart, they do an over the top death scene

natasha loves hugging yelena from behind when she’s cooking or something

yelena loves burying her head in natasha’s neck, it makes her feel hidden from the real world, which can be scary sometimes, she’s just safe with her sister, inhaling her vanilla scent

lots of hand holding and forehead kisses

yelena is one centimeter taller than natasha and she never lets nat live it down

whenever they bake, they both end up covered in flour and argue about who has to clean it up

lots of snuggling

constantly telling each other “i love you”

they deserved more time, fuck marvel for killing natasha

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bloody nose nat >

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THIS WOMAN IS SPEAKING ONLY THE TRUTH

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at a certain point you just get tired of your own shit. you have to force yourself to meditate, workout, eat mindfully and read the books to form a routine that gives you a sense of happiness within yourself again. it’s exhausting i know, but you gotta keep fighting for yourself because no one will take care and love you the way you can for own being. this life is not something to go bout so casually, everyday is your first and last time to embrace this moment. this life was gifted to you with a planet to explore and souls to experience. so show up for yourself.