definitely not haley but also far too definitely haley. @hyperfixating-rn-brb's alt so I can see the occasional non-fandom thing in my life she/her, sapphic
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hey i'm still not over the ithaca saga :_) 🏹
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Been working on this painting of circe forever rah. it's been super fun to draw though. I love the tiger he's so silly.
I don't see enough art of her :((
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Okay, hear me out: The seven decide to do a trauma candy salad on Piper’s social media, and within a day it becomes her most liked post and starts 6 new conspiracies.
Percy: Hey, I’m Percy Jackson, and when I was 12, I accidentally blew up the gateway arch, and there was a nation-wide manhunt for me because they thought I was a terrorist. I brought Reese's Pieces.
Annabeth: My name is Annabeth, and when I was 7 years old, I ran away from home and lived on the streets with two other kids until one of them was murdered in front of me. I brought starbursts.
Leo: Hi! I’m Leo, and my mother died in a warehouse fire, but my entire family blamed me for her death, so I was put in foster care. I brought skittles!
Piper: I’m Piper, and my dad was held hostage, and his kidnappers tried to blackmail me, so I brought the m&m's.
Jason: My name is Jason and I was abandoned in the woods and raised by wolves. I brought some Swedish fish.
Frank: I’m Frank, and when my mom died, my grandmother kicked me out of the house and told me to go to California. After I came back to ask her about our family history, the house burned down and she vanished. I brought some gummy bears
Hazel: When I was 13, I died. I’m putting in life savers :)
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Vengeance Saga has me acting up
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Shoutout to homer for being the first two hit wonder he wrote a banger story and then wrote a banger sequel and then dipped
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Definitely not @hyperfixating-rn-brb
but also absolutely that
bc she is me
need a bit of a break from fandom stuff so made an alt for the greek mythology memes and the cats. self care at its finest. come hang out if you'd also like cats and greek mythology shitposts
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I'd like to imagine there is a world where Ariadne, the Princess of Crete, excels at dry humor. Especially towards Dionysus.
She would be a sarcastic asshole when she's trying to display her feelings, wouldn't she?
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buff aphrodite could absolutely step on me I'm so in
hear me out, Ares and Aphrodite:
except Ares has a small and twinky little design with lean slender limbs and the sluttiest snatched waist ever. while Aphrodite is big and muscly and built like an entire tank, gigantic biceps and chiselled abs and all.
no reason. but like, tiny little Ares being a feral little fragile-speedster type. using his lithe and dexterous physique to inflict death by a thousand cuts, many, many deaths of the sort. just a creature. pure unbridled Chihuahua rage.
as for Aphrodite. well you can't tell me strong women aren't hot as hell. big dommy mommy. the ultimate slay queen. she's gonna be very feminine as well, like glossy hair and a full face of makeup and everything, but. big. hunky. mommy. come ON don't tell me that's not going to be attractive as heck. like the kind of woman who could step on me and I'd thank her. you know what I'm saying?
(may be inspired by that one Tumblr post saying Ares canonically had a snatched waist but I cannot find it anywhere anymore, so if you do please let me know)
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Athena : today I learned that Gothic literature makes a distinction between "terror" and "horror". terror is the sense of dread and apprehension that precedes an experience, horror is the sense of revulsion after an aversion.
Hades : someone described the modern difference as such : fear is knowing that a werewolf is hunting you. terror is when you see it and it charges at you. horror is realizing that your feet are stuck to the floor.
Aphrodite : lust is-
Hades : I'd like to thank the brave sniper that stopped that final comment.
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