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definitelynuwonhere · 11 hours ago
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Water elementals - sewer eel, magikarp, squirtle
Wolves - rock ruff (pokemon) quileute descendant, uley (twilight references)
Earth elemental - groot, sudowoodo, golem
guys help I need more redactedverse slurs, mutt, leech and thrall aren’t enough.
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definitelynuwonhere · 12 hours ago
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HOLYSHIT I FORGOT ABT GUY, he isn't back on yt that's why i counted wrong
thank you pookie
Genuine question
Is fooliverse over or are we just adjusting to youtube's crap-? Cuz we usually get 5 audios per lineup, but technically we also only got 3 for the Valentines one (even if it wasn't valenweek per se)
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definitelynuwonhere · 14 hours ago
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Am i tripping or did the Balance playlist use to say [Complete] cuz now it's not
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definitelynuwonhere · 14 hours ago
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damn..i was really better on Ash this year
Genuine question
Is fooliverse over or are we just adjusting to youtube's crap-? Cuz we usually get 5 audios per lineup, but technically we also only got 3 for the Valentines one (even if it wasn't valenweek per se)
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definitelynuwonhere · 18 hours ago
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*Taps marker on fandom whiteboard*
Ladys and Gents, and Non-binary Friends, I'm am bored, let's talk about Redacted Rare Pairs.
1.) David and Damien - Aside from me just wanting to use the ship name DnD i think it'd make for interesting dynamic. Instead of Opposites attract, we go fire v fire. Since a connection through opposite traits can create conflict, a connection through similar traits create of mutual understanding, i'm not saying it's just as easy as flip-flopping, personalities are complicated but like, imagine: instead of David getting snappy one day cuz someone allegedly following them to a fast-food joint, it's:
David encountering a fiery fire elemental at a coffee shop giving a rude customer a piece of his mind. But of course, this isn't much an interesting sight, raises a brow of amusement before looking back down at his phone while waiting for the line to move. Though, much to his chagrin, this escalates, the fire elemental loses his cool, sparks a flame in the middle of coffee shop, and as if on instinct David shoves through the line, putting out the fire with the extinguisher hanged from corner while the people around panic and fumble, and empowered standing where he was drilling manners to the woman who now screaming at another employee, now frozen to his core, his face naturally in-shock, which quickly turned to fear. The alpha marches towards him in 3 large strides, his brows furrowed, and a stance Damien could only assume meant 'what the fuck was that?'. "What the hell was that?!" the man practically roared, 'much more pg than he'd initially imagine but alright' it was loud and threatening enough to snap him from his internal panic. "..Sorry I lost control-" the elemental stuttered, 'fuck. He knew he losing his temper resulted in outburst, he thought he could manage it, the woman just got under his skin, god knows what it did to the worker--' "No shit. Probably next time we don't pick fights when we have temper problems." God what did he get himself into, he just wanted a coffee before going into work, now he's roped himself into this mess. "I could have had it under control." the elemental retorted, seemingly insulted. "Keyword being could. You're lucky no one was hurt." He lectured.
Idk it was just a thought.
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definitelynuwonhere · 22 hours ago
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Genuine question
Is fooliverse over or are we just adjusting to youtube's crap-? Cuz we usually get 5 audios per lineup, but technically we also only got 3 for the Valentines one (even if it wasn't valenweek per se)
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definitelynuwonhere · 1 day ago
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cHat i almost never talk abt vega (prolly cuz creeped me out a lil-) but his "Whatever part of me existed that made you stay..that's still in me. The potential of it, the remnants of it." struck smthng in me
THE NEWFOUND SELF AWARENESS AND SOFTNESS RLLY DID SMTHNG TO ME GUYS PLS.
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definitelynuwonhere · 1 day ago
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Shawpack Smash Remix Ramble (SSRR)
Holyshit Vincent and Lovely, welcome to the family - I love how they were included this year, also the fact that Vincent is just so polite the entire time was adorable, give it a few more sessions he'll be an asshole talking shit too-- specially if you put him with Asher.
Let's all respect Milo for providing the snacks, he took pride in those.
Hats off to Asher for continuing to be the best gameshow host but ngl i was shook he made a spread sheet, didn't think he'd know how to operate excel, im prolly projecting tho
Not David being surprised at how Asher got shit into his house when his ass is literally married to someone w/ the same golden retriever like personality?! I live for Asher and Angel banter and i need more of it.
BAABE GLASSES WEARER?!?!?!👀👀
I love how the three of them always fight over their age while literally only being months apart (Rolewise David fits as the oldest but that's too obvious, my bet is Asher is out of the three of em and David's the youngest.)
The silence aka the mate's trash talking eachother is peak comedy as always
Sam winning and David losing wasn't something i saw pls, My bet was on Vincent turning them to Ash (Heh--)
Conclusion: Loved it, Loved them, will always do, thank you for coming to my ted talk
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definitelynuwonhere · 1 day ago
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i just finished Vega's new audio and am currently binging the Shawpack smash remix. it is 1am, my thoughts abt it will be out shortly
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definitelynuwonhere · 1 day ago
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how dare you think so negatively
WE WILL GET ANOTHER ONE (manifesting)
I'm mourning the fact we will probably never get another Fool!Guy audio </3
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definitelynuwonhere · 1 day ago
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*coughs* Brian
doos yalls want more icons
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definitelynuwonhere · 3 days ago
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“ to be loved is to be seen “
But sweetheart wasn’t meant to be seen
They knew that even before their magic came in to play
So they settled knowing they weren’t meant to be loved
But Milo didn’t have to see sweetheart he could hear them ,think about them ,know them ,and love them all the same
And despite that all somehow he ended up seeing them
And he loved them
The word they banned themself from longing for
Suddenly their list of priorities included something other than finishing this weeks case load
Milo saw the unseeable
And in doing so he loved what they thought was unlovable
Themself
And they didn’t need to find the evidence
Or prove this love to anyone because his presence enough made them feel the most seen
And most importantly
They started seeing themself too
Some days it’s still hard to catch a glimpse of who they are
But there are more days where their reflection stares back
Because
“ to be seen is to be loved “
And they were starting to feel both more than they ever thought they would
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definitelynuwonhere · 3 days ago
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THIS THIS THIS
I think a dnd campaign based of redacted verse magic system would be really cool
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definitelynuwonhere · 4 days ago
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James come back to us..
IN NEED OF MORE JAMES STAND ALONES
Waiting for James' Audio Where Both He and His Partner are Together, Alive, and Happy | Day 273: Thinking about a scenario where James being seen as a thoughtful person but it's mainly him being self-sacrificing to the point he rarely has time for himself
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definitelynuwonhere · 5 days ago
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I love
So I WAS BORED. Anyways take these three couples and yeah wtv
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definitelynuwonhere · 7 days ago
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YES YES YES
WOLF DAVEY WITH FLOWERS IN HIS FUR AFTER SLEEPING UNDER A TREE OR IN THE MEADOWS
Angel picking at them and making a flower crown to put on his head
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definitelynuwonhere · 7 days ago
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Crying, Sobbing, Weeping
It’s no surprise that Milo is observant when it comes to his mate.
So he knew that something was up when his eyes opened that morning. Something seemed…off, although he couldn’t quite put his finger on it just yet. He always woke up before Sweetheart did, so seeing them still asleep in his arms wasn’t anything different. But the pained look on their face certainly was.
Milo gently smoothed the crease forming on their forehead with his thumb, before sliding his hand down to cup their cheek. It pained him to see the dark circles under their eyes. They hadn’t been sleeping well lately.
Sweetheart’s eyelids fluttered open, and upon seeing the light from the sun shine through the curtains they let out a pained groan and turned away, burying their face in his side.
Ah, a migraine.
Milo kissed the top of their head and buried them both under the covers. A stray tear fell from one of their eyes as they looked at him in appreciation. The darkness helped.
“Thank you.” They whispered, and Milo gathered them in his arms again.
“Shhh, you don’t need to thank me. Let’s stay in today, make it a rest day.”
“But our date-“
“Just being with you is enough.” He kissed them, slow and gentle. “I already have everything I want in my arms.”
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