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Nothing pisses me off more than pro life folk. Like yall will vote for in a man who is DEPORTING CHILDREN and continuously supporting genocide before the thought of women having control of their own bodies ever comes into your mind? There’s nothing that screams “a beating heart is a human” more than dehumanizing those that are actually born

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manifestttt

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having a crush is lowkey insane cuz why am i having dreams of me MEETING THEIR MOTHER AND GETTING MARRIED?! someone cursed me fr

this is how i look when u text me btw ^_^

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i remember those wattpad DC/Marvel images. the build up, the jokes, y/n, and all of that other stuff. i misssssss

i’m tired of the smut bring back thor’s poptart addiction and clint being in the vents all the time

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it's soooo ickyyyy

when reading smut and y/n says “daddy”

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MY fanfic icks & reverse icks -will add more

one: the random ass daddy that comes from literally *nowhere*. i swear its the sweetest fluff and then 'thank u daddy' or some other abomination comes out like BROTHER EUGHHHHH. have some shame!!!!! got a bitch looking at the screen like dis

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two: too much smut. like the prompt isn't even sexual. and i hate it whenever im tryna find some angst and all that comes up is smut smut smut. like okay harlots, sex isn't everything!!!!! it's also how there's like no tension or build up.

three: BAD spelling mistakes. for example: 'they was eating'. no ho it's were not was. i don't mind errors but if it's a whole ass word then u gotta go. ion make the rules. same applies for whenever the color is so light u can't even see a thing.

four: when everything is in a big paragraph and it's so hard to comprehend because all the words are literally squished together. i HATEEEEE IT.

five: trying to make angst or hurt into a crackfic 😭 it's unironically funny whenever a 'ur mom' joke pops out in a batfamily x neglected reader fic. like dawg 🥀

six: whenever im reading a gl/bl (GAY) one and it's so clearly by someone fetishizing them. it's just nasty asf and this also applies to the manhwa community because there is no way a 6'10 absolute bulldozer of a human and a 4'12 little mouse is an okay couple. like im all for height differences but it gets to the point of pedophelia sometimes. and that's just whenever one looks like a middle schooler but the other looks like a grown man with 17 kids to feed at home

anyways REVERSE ICKS (these are basically the opposite of icks)

whenever the writer writes for everyone. i mean everyoneeeeee. no discrimination here and there's no '[char] ran their fingers through ur hair' like noooo as a fellow curlhead u can't.

when the fic has one of those texting smaus or the instagram ones. idk why but i love those parts because im a social media addict + i like the layout

i generally love it when i come back to a masterlist of a writer i adore and see they've updated. got a ho looking at the screen like this: