At A House Party West Street, NYC
Guy: So who are you rooting for?
Girl: (rather sorrowful) The Pats...
Guy:... You don't have to be sorry about that.
Girl: Usually, I do.
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Girl at Bar: "Auburn and Alabama. Aren't they like, big rivals or something?"
Guy: "Yes."
Girl: "You know how I know that?... Heart of Dixie."
-Ojoes, Watertown, CT
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Come on Ryan Tannehill. You stupid Mother Fucker. That's why you can't trust white people.
The Rusty Knot, NYC
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I'm lookin' for a touchdown though. I don't know if I have the emotional energy for Overtime
Rusty Knot, NYC
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Announcer: "There's Ben Roethlisberger on the sideline trying to clean his hands."
Guy watching game: "Cause he raped a girl. Tryna get rid of the evidence."
7B
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These particular god damn quarterbacks...Aaron Rogers... Peyton Manning... Drew Brees... You just CAN'T give them two minutes.
7B, East Village
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Man 1: “I don’t really care about the Patriots. I mean, I’m a Giants fan… We beat them every time.”
Man 2: “Knock, Knock.”
Man 1: “Who’s there?”
Man 2: “Owen.”
Man 1: “Owen Who?”
Man 2: “OWEN SIX.”
Man 1: “Fuck you, dude.
Heights Tavern, NYC
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Gin Mill, NYC
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#MascotFail
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Watching the replay of the Dallas/Denver game: Girl:"Scoots...Scoots... Scoots... Scoots... Throw."
Guy:"That's why he's called Tony "scoots" Romo."
The Gin Mill, NYC
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You know there's some shitty inner city school in Boston where all the kids scarves are made out of Belichick's cutoff sleeves.
7B, NYC
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Rob Ryan is my fucking spirit animal.
7B, NYC
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I just feel like that uniform really brings out Ryan Tannehill's eyes.
Blondie's (Upper West Side, NYC)
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Amber (co-creator of delayofgamenyc): Wow, we're really like, shitting on the Jets today. I feel bad. I hope they win.
7B, NYC
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What were the Buffalo Bills fucking thinking? Like let's pretend its 1998 and draft a Florida State QB in the first round.
7B, NYC
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