delightfulshrimp
delightfulshrimp
🌞 Shit's on fire yo 🌞
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She/Her   23   You can call me either Dreamy or Shrimp
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delightfulshrimp · 17 hours ago
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delightfulshrimp · 18 hours ago
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mermaid megafauna
patreon . bsky
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delightfulshrimp · 18 hours ago
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delightfulshrimp · 18 hours ago
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good customer maxxing by showing them i’m very clearly NOT stealing
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delightfulshrimp · 18 hours ago
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delightfulshrimp · 19 hours ago
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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+right, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired
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delightfulshrimp · 19 hours ago
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moral scrupulosity ocd affirmations compilation
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delightfulshrimp · 20 hours ago
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Would anyone know anyone in Las Vegas that could help out a homeless trans woman there. She very recently moved from the Midwest there because her life was kinda falling apart there, someone/something forced her to give up her cat etc, and go to Las Vegas, where she hoped her dad wouldn't be a piece of shit, but he is, so she's almost thinking her car is less annoying / safer than her dad / the youth homeless shelters in Las Vegas, but like, it's summer, in Nevada. She's having a really hard time. Her name is "Pup Tekno" on FB. But yeah. Could this be boosted. She's really struggling and contemplating suicide.
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delightfulshrimp · 20 hours ago
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blue dream shrimp (neocaridina davidi) having a snack | shrimpsensei on ig
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delightfulshrimp · 20 hours ago
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before you start writing there's one very important question you need to ask yourself
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delightfulshrimp · 20 hours ago
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i'm not going anywhere!!!
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delightfulshrimp · 20 hours ago
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once you start noticing how many of the Sexy Thicc Anime Babez hornyposted across the net with fat tits and fat asses overflowing out of their micro-bikinis still have 24" waists and rail-thin arms and pencil necks you never stop noticing it
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delightfulshrimp · 21 hours ago
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Abolish Tesla.
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delightfulshrimp · 21 hours ago
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Regarding the previous reblog. Pretty much Lorax and SUVs stuff here.
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delightfulshrimp · 21 hours ago
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Are you 🫵 pissed off about the Lilo and Stitch monstrosity remake? Do you want to know how you can actually make a difference in supporting the people and ecosystems of Hawaii?
Tourism is a big issue in Hawaii (which the remake got rid of the original's commentary on because it makes foreigners look bad). I'm not gonna promote it, BUT I know that realistically, thousands of people arrive here every single day by the airplane-ful. And the majority of them aren't educated on the socio-cultural and economic impacts of tourism. SO, I'm making this post in an effort to educate visitors. If you or someone you know is visiting or moving to Hawaii (whether by circumstances in or out of your control), here are some suggestions on how you can give back!
You can donate to the Hawaii Community Foundation, which has been instrumental in giving aid to the displaced community of Lahaina after the Maui wildfires in 2023. They also provide scholarships to students of under-represented communities.
If you're interested in visiting Kualoa Ranch, you can do their Mālama Experience where you get your hands dirty giving back to the ‘āina (land)!
There are other organizations you can join to volunteer with, too, like Kupu and Mālama Maunalua. Check them out; maybe you can help with a beach cleanup or plant native trees! These are both non-profit organizations that accept monetary donations.
Visit the Bishop Museum to learn about Hawaiian history and culture! They also have events focused on sustainability and conservation.
If you're visiting Hilo on the Big Island, go visit the Laulima Nature Center! They're a non-profit aimed at protecting Hawaii's native species, and they even have an online store that ships to the US mainland and internationally! (After I post this, I'm gonna head on over and get myself a manu o Kū pin ♡)
A few other tips I have:
DO: Respect the locals' homes. Several beaches and hiking trails have access points in residential areas. Please be mindful to keep your voices down when passing by, and park ONLY in designated parking areas.
DO: Wear reef-safe sunscreen! Sunscreens containing oxybenzone and octinoxate are banned in Hawaii because they are known to damage coral reefs.
DON'T: Approach wildlife, particularly honu (sea turtles) and 'īlio holo i ka uaua (Hawaiian monk seals). Stay at least 10 feet (3 meters) away from turtles and at least 50 feet (15 meters) away from monk seals. If you see someone harassing animals, report them to the statewide NOAA Marine Wildlife Hotline: (888) 256-9840. You can also contact the Hawaii State Department of Land and Natural Resources.
DON'T: Collect sand, rocks, or other natural items to bring home with you. This is to protect the ecosystems and also out of respect for Kānaka Maoli (Native Hawaiians), who have cultural beliefs regarding lava rocks in particular. Taking lava rocks is extremely disrespectful.
DON'T: Litter! Please throw away your waste in proper trash cans. If you see a bin that says "ʻōpala," that's a trash can!
Many Kānaka Maoli (Native Hawaiians) are moving to the US mainland because the cost of living in Hawaii has been driven up so high (because of people moving here), they can't afford to live in their ancestral home. So, if you are going to visit or move to Hawaii, please:
- Make the effort to support local businesses, especially those owned by Native Hawaiians!
- Educate yourself and your loved ones about actual Hawaiian culture!
- Try Hawaiian food, like poi!
- Learn some Hawaiian words and don't be afraid to ask how to pronounce words correctly!
- Donate to a food bank!
- Watch films and read books written by Native Hawaiians!
My hope is that whoever sees this post will use it to educate themselves, their friends, and their families who are considering visiting.
My background is in sustainability and the environment, so that's what I know to suggest off the top of my head. If any Kānaka Maoli read this post and have suggestions to add, please do!
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delightfulshrimp · 22 hours ago
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kid at my work has been obsessed with pangea lately. he keeps telling me we have to "save it". like go back in time and push it back together
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