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Idk what you mean this is completly normal!

How did we get here?

Emperor Charles "the Great"

Well it all began with Charlamange, my favourite little guy, I went down the normal Charlamange play through, marring and than divorcing the princes of lombardy than sending my mother to kill my brother, after his death I Inhereted his part of francia, I went to war with italy and formed the Empire of Francia and got crowned emperor of the Romans by the pope, I than vassalised the papacy. Than I took saxony and bavaria. From their I decided that I wanted to be the emperor of all of christondom. With my new focus on Muslim Spain. After several years (And assassinations of sultanats) I had united most of spain under my reign, however, do to... death in the royal family the ummayad dynasty died out, leading to the abbasid caliphate to now span from the Border to india to spain. This is the beginning of Charles rivaly with the abbasid calpithate. After a few more wars (and assassinations of caliphs) spain was fully under the control of the emperor of franica. (During all of this Charles found the corpse of Alexander the great, leading to the formation of a bloodline allowing one charater to counquer one kingdom during their live time (also because of all the... plotting chalres did he created a bloodline that makes it easier to kill people)) While this happened the aztec empire spawned in scotland, soon being in charge of all of the british Islands. Charles at this point was 110 and his last action was to counquer the small province of kent (while the aztecs invaded brittian), leading to a small stepping stone for his decendance to counquer all of the british iles. Charles died, after being infirm and fighting the great pox for 30 years, he fell into a coma and died a few days after in his sleep. (((at the end of his live charles commited multiple religious genocides ending up to 350 personall kills))) (I use sins genocide mod) During Charles reign, the mongol invasion also started.

Emperor Fulcrad "the Handsome" (Charles grandson)

Fulcard, inheireted a massive empire from charles, with one single goal, taking the british Islands from Aztec empire, who at this pint also had taken norway. After a series of wars against the aztec empire, the british Islands were free, and fulcrad pushed the aztec empire east. The mongol empire, now had taked perisa form the abbasid caliphate leading to the collapse of the abbasids, and the beginning expension of the abyissinia kingdom. Soon after Fulcrad freeing the bitish ilses from the Aztec empire, he died.

Emperor Sigismond "the Resilient" (Fulcrads grandson)

Sigismonds reign was a mess. Multiple rebellions started to start all over the empire, leading to Sigismond releasing many of the kingdoms as tributaries, to stabilise the empire... this worked... for a time, because soon after multiple family mebers started to go to war agaisnt Sigismond claiming the Empire for themselves. He lost to...

Emperor Raymond "the brave" (Fulcrads son)

Now Rayomnd is a spawn of the devil, leader of lucifers own, and immortal. Raymond strenghted the imperial throne, and leading charge of crusades for egypt (later lost to abyssinia) and for Jerusalem (which went to raymonds son Leonard). Rayomd also has possed the pope (and reconqering him after the papacy was lost by sigismond) Raymond lead the charge in the conversion of hungary, and later instaling a family member and making them a triburaty.

Now the Immortal Antichist Emperor of Franica is making ready for the mongol empire who are coming closer and closer to his realm.

Idk what you mean ace... this is tottally normal!

My best friend plays games like Crusader Kings obsessively and it's fun because sometimes I'll just wake up to the most insane texts imaginable

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"As the dragon hunters would won long long ago" is not a proper sentence, no proofreading?

Oh, also... it looks like those are for premium members only... how great. Or are they "winnable" at a 0.40 rate (probably)... great... soooo... pay to win. Cool .

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If I don't acknowledge it, it can't hurt me.

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... why are you tortouring me like this... I followed you for the cute Alex Gonzales art (and your art in gernal, its fire btw) and now I am getting this... slight jump scare.

The worst person you know is using your favorite character as pfp right now

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The Map of the lonley islands the home of my TNR rewrite:

I hate rakke town and the research fecility... I might still have an archeology situation going on for Olivia/ the Parents but their wont be an resarch felicity that we are unsure what its even about/what they do. We never get too see in canon what they do... execpt sending down drones, and olivia and sledkin looking at rocks...

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So I started a Notebook for my TNR rewrite... and i spent so much money on it. The notebook itslef cost me like 15? bucks, the stickers and washi tape also at everything was another 15 bucks... yeah... The plan is that when I completly filled the notebook I am ready to write the rewrite. So if you have ideas for the notebook, let me know. I am open for ideas.

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@dragonmasterhiccup I made you into a duck.

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*hides 260 tiny ducks all around your house*

"Wha- hey! What are you doing?? How did you even get into my house?"

"....You....you hid over two hundred tiny ducks in my house?? Why-what made you even--" He threw his hands up in what he knew Astrid would call a 'Classic Hiccup gesture' , "-aaagh, you know what? I'm not even going to try to guess. The twins put you up to this, didn't they? Well, Loki Day has already passed, don't let them rope you into their mischief!"

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I dare you to try!

Enjoy your smartwatch notification dude

@acehellspawn I am going to bite you.

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Enjoy your smartwatch notification dude

@acehellspawn I am going to bite you.

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I know that AI is evil. But omg what are we creating with it and why does it have to be this good?!

From what I can tell this is the first one and it unleashed something in us didnt it?

More Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid and so many others being Villians:

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@dragonmasterhiccup, look, someone made toothless a duck?! What sort of dark magic can this be?!

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@dragonmasterhiccup I thought you weren't a duck.

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I have for some time been trying to come up with a review of the trailers and other clips and material we have about the Httyd live action Movie and while doing so I came to the conclusion that I actually hope this movie is good, I am invested in it being good. And I know that once I see it, I will probably be disappointed but for rn? I am willing to ignore all the horrible design decisions (all the dragons), and I hope with all my heart that this movie is good, or at least passable.

So I decided to wait with my harsher criticism until after I saw it...

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how are the realms themselves changed in your rewrite? is one of them the new vanaheim in the hidden world?

also I think the hidden world's cave ceiling could be like. lit up by a variant of dragoncite that glows when hit by dragon fire, and the hidden world is more or less a few continent sized caved with tunnels (assuming jormungandr is still a thing, maybe Jormungandr (possibly other members of its species, maybe they're called like Globras (globe cobras) created the tunnels. Or fault rippers made the tunnels) the connecting them

First of all THIS post. (I know you already saw it but its imporant for info)

As I have disgussed in THIS reblog of mine. I talked about the Logistics of the nine realms in the nine realms. And why it makes no sense. (the hidden world apperently is in canada?!)

I have yet to decide on a final model, it either will be the mupltiple caves and the glowing crystal sun idea.

For the caves:

It will be """the nine realms""" as caves. Now if you didnt know the nine realms arent 9 realms its used as in to say "a bunch of things" in this case realms. (OSP Video about it.) The Caves in this model would be lit by multiple light sources, such as the fire cave getting lit by laver and fire. The Ice cave being lit by white crystals etc etc.

The cystal sun:

Now that one would be lit by a giant floting crystal in the middle of the planet. Now, one half on this... sun has no bright crystals. What happened in lore is that something... or someone crashed into the crystal sun, leading to those crystals falling down all over the world. So that if the cystal sun were to turn to its "dark" side, the world would still be light by those cystals. Not even to mention the light that techniclly would bounce of the other side of the Inwareded planet... but that's too much science for me. Andit'ss already far more than the show did. So... its enough for me.

About Vanaheim... I didn't think about that... sure it gets to be their.

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alternate idea for the fissure's creation. the fault ripper made it. the fault ripper simply got pissy one day, and fucked around and found out and made the fissure. and the reason the fissure is being studied is because the area it's in doesn't regularly experience seismic activity.

I have several opinions about the Fissure. First of all, its dumb and I hate it. On the other sides...

I completely agree with you, the way the fissure was created is idiotic. And the Fault ripper opening it is a far better idea, but also...

What if there isn’t only one fissure but multiple around the planet, leading to dragons resurfacing all around the earth.

Here are alternative ideas for the home base situation:

It’s an archaeological site, from for instance berk.

It’s just a small town in the middle of nowhere.

It’s an oil island. (It would be however a replica of everything I hate about Rakke Town) (I know, lame, but it could be interesting from the message for the environment... it also would be a unique base)

I HATE Rakke Town. Its idiotic. And makes no sense, we have this group of researchers, who do nothing in the entire show. In my rewrite? The show will take place in a small town in which Tom comes to after moving there with his mother. In canon the parents being researchers isn’t really important so I will just leave it out. For instance, May Wong (Juns mother) is going to be head doctor of a hospital. Phil (Deanglos dad) is going to be the gym teacher, etc, etc.

What I want to say with all of this, is that the fissure as a concept isn’t important, it’s a plot device to get the show going, why does the fissure exist? It’s their to open up the hidden world, why are the parents there? To research the fissure, which they never do. Yes, they sent down drones, and look into a rock, (actually only Olivia and sledkin do that) but other than that? They do nothing. The parents being research is a plot device to explain why this group of teens meet. The meteor, the parents being researches all of that are meaningless plot devices that the show sometimes uses to fabricate drama, and other times it just ignores them.