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Httyd is basically a horse girl movie if you think about it

I know. I am a horse girl. We are horsegirl.

We all are dragongirls. And we slayyyy. Like the Queens we are.

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I do like that we are all on the same page on this...

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This is great. Httyd mlp au.

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Important bit for my next article at @thedragonspaper

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I now have seen the live action movie, and I want to rage post about it... but I only would spoiler my indeph review that will happen on @thedragonspaper which is annoying because I want to hate on it now.

Like, did you notice they cut the hiccup spitfire scene? You know the "dragons are fireproof from the inside," which set up the big climax of the movie?!

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I figured out why I hate toothless design in the new life action...

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Idk what you mean this is completly normal!

How did we get here?

Emperor Charles "the Great"

Well it all began with Charlamange, my favourite little guy, I went down the normal Charlamange play through, marring and than divorcing the princes of lombardy than sending my mother to kill my brother, after his death I Inhereted his part of francia, I went to war with italy and formed the Empire of Francia and got crowned emperor of the Romans by the pope, I than vassalised the papacy. Than I took saxony and bavaria. From their I decided that I wanted to be the emperor of all of christondom. With my new focus on Muslim Spain. After several years (And assassinations of sultanats) I had united most of spain under my reign, however, do to... death in the royal family the ummayad dynasty died out, leading to the abbasid caliphate to now span from the Border to india to spain. This is the beginning of Charles rivaly with the abbasid calpithate. After a few more wars (and assassinations of caliphs) spain was fully under the control of the emperor of franica. (During all of this Charles found the corpse of Alexander the great, leading to the formation of a bloodline allowing one charater to counquer one kingdom during their live time (also because of all the... plotting chalres did he created a bloodline that makes it easier to kill people)) While this happened the aztec empire spawned in scotland, soon being in charge of all of the british Islands. Charles at this point was 110 and his last action was to counquer the small province of kent (while the aztecs invaded brittian), leading to a small stepping stone for his decendance to counquer all of the british iles. Charles died, after being infirm and fighting the great pox for 30 years, he fell into a coma and died a few days after in his sleep. (((at the end of his live charles commited multiple religious genocides ending up to 350 personall kills))) (I use sins genocide mod) During Charles reign, the mongol invasion also started.

Emperor Fulcrad "the Handsome" (Charles grandson)

Fulcard, inheireted a massive empire from charles, with one single goal, taking the british Islands from Aztec empire, who at this pint also had taken norway. After a series of wars against the aztec empire, the british Islands were free, and fulcrad pushed the aztec empire east. The mongol empire, now had taked perisa form the abbasid caliphate leading to the collapse of the abbasids, and the beginning expension of the abyissinia kingdom. Soon after Fulcrad freeing the bitish ilses from the Aztec empire, he died.

Emperor Sigismond "the Resilient" (Fulcrads grandson)

Sigismonds reign was a mess. Multiple rebellions started to start all over the empire, leading to Sigismond releasing many of the kingdoms as tributaries, to stabilise the empire... this worked... for a time, because soon after multiple family mebers started to go to war agaisnt Sigismond claiming the Empire for themselves. He lost to...

Emperor Raymond "the brave" (Fulcrads son)

Now Rayomnd is a spawn of the devil, leader of lucifers own, and immortal. Raymond strenghted the imperial throne, and leading charge of crusades for egypt (later lost to abyssinia) and for Jerusalem (which went to raymonds son Leonard). Rayomd also has possed the pope (and reconqering him after the papacy was lost by sigismond) Raymond lead the charge in the conversion of hungary, and later instaling a family member and making them a triburaty.

Now the Immortal Antichist Emperor of Franica is making ready for the mongol empire who are coming closer and closer to his realm.

Idk what you mean ace... this is tottally normal!

My best friend plays games like Crusader Kings obsessively and it's fun because sometimes I'll just wake up to the most insane texts imaginable

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"As the dragon hunters would won long long ago" is not a proper sentence, no proofreading?

Oh, also... it looks like those are for premium members only... how great. Or are they "winnable" at a 0.40 rate (probably)... great... soooo... pay to win. Cool .

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If I don't acknowledge it, it can't hurt me.

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... why are you tortouring me like this... I followed you for the cute Alex Gonzales art (and your art in gernal, its fire btw) and now I am getting this... slight jump scare.

The worst person you know is using your favorite character as pfp right now

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The Map of the lonley islands the home of my TNR rewrite:

I hate rakke town and the research fecility... I might still have an archeology situation going on for Olivia/ the Parents but their wont be an resarch felicity that we are unsure what its even about/what they do. We never get too see in canon what they do... execpt sending down drones, and olivia and sledkin looking at rocks...

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So I started a Notebook for my TNR rewrite... and i spent so much money on it. The notebook itslef cost me like 15? bucks, the stickers and washi tape also at everything was another 15 bucks... yeah... The plan is that when I completly filled the notebook I am ready to write the rewrite. So if you have ideas for the notebook, let me know. I am open for ideas.

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@dragonmasterhiccup I made you into a duck.

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*hides 260 tiny ducks all around your house*

"Wha- hey! What are you doing?? How did you even get into my house?"

"....You....you hid over two hundred tiny ducks in my house?? Why-what made you even--" He threw his hands up in what he knew Astrid would call a 'Classic Hiccup gesture' , "-aaagh, you know what? I'm not even going to try to guess. The twins put you up to this, didn't they? Well, Loki Day has already passed, don't let them rope you into their mischief!"

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I dare you to try!

Enjoy your smartwatch notification dude

@acehellspawn I am going to bite you.

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Enjoy your smartwatch notification dude

@acehellspawn I am going to bite you.

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I know that AI is evil. But omg what are we creating with it and why does it have to be this good?!

From what I can tell this is the first one and it unleashed something in us didnt it?

More Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid and so many others being Villians: