i recently moved north 200 km but thanks to being in Europe i can just hop in a train and be in my old city in 1 hour. Ofc there’s the subscription but my job pays half of it (and not many strings attached)
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they should add a brutalist megastructure biome to minecraft
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-All the sides on very very little sleep-
Janus *singing while swaying all his arms in the air*: I'm not a person I'm a tiny little rat
And I'm not usually formal but sometimes I wear a hat.
I like simple things like boggling and getting belly pats cause you know I'm not a person i'm a tiny little rat~
Virgil *joining in because he has slept even less than Janus*: I'm not a person I'm a couple of raccoons
and we're all dressed up in pj's though we know it's well past noon, You could say that we're trash pandas you could say we're a boon, I don't care I'm not a person I'm a couple of raccoons~
Remus *joins as well*: I am not a person I'm 3 possums in a coat.
and we like to claim it's GUCCI but we got it from a goat. Say it's vintage or it's avantgarde whatever boats your float I don't care I'm not a person I'm 3 possums in a coat~
Roman *just as exhausted as Virgil*: I'm not a person I am 4 opossums stacked
And we're wrapped up in a fancy robe I'll tell you that's a fact, We may look a little bigger that's cause all our snacks are packed,
because I'm not a person I am 4 opossums stacked~
Patton *also exhausted and joins in because he likes the song*: I am not a person I'm like 27 frogs.
We like poetry and moonlight we like yelling in a bog.
And we're not even a hive mind we mostly get along
Because I am not a person I'm like 27 frogs~
Logan *hanging on by a thread*: GO TO SLEEP ALL OF YOU, YOU ALL NEED TO SLEEP!
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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
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Waiter: i’m sorry but you can’t walk in here with a person on a leash.
TheCyberSmith: Sir that’s my support human pet.
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made this while teaching friends about tumblr famous human pet guy
absolutely feel free to use this for whatever it took like 2 minutes lmao
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extremely dedicated scholar hunched over a desk studying scrolls by the light cast by an ancient roman lesbian oil lamp
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Having a bruise is great it’s like a second clitoris but it only does masochism
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this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects
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my cameo in scott pilgrim takes off! i hope you liked me in this role, it was a pleasure working with the crew
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Gero Schwanberg: helping hand balcony Location: Wien, Austria
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