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I was coloring Tenna and thought, "Boy he's colored like the mouse." One thing led to another and:

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Man, I wish Toby put something like this in game for us who suck at dogding.

POV This is your 46th time dying to Jevil and Kris is starting to Snap

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jevil's tea party feachering two guys still pissed at each other or something

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LOVE YOUR OCS!!! YOU DID GREAT ON THEM!! EVEN IF THEYRE OVERPOWERED!! EVEN IF THEYRE EDGY!! EVEN IF THEYRE CLICHE!! YOU PUT SO MUCH TIME AND EFFORT INTO THEM AND YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM AND LOVE YOURSELF FOR MAKING THEM!!! 

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are you a “mark for later”, bookmarking unread fics on ao3, bookmarking unread fics on ur browser, 25 fic tabs open, or a “i’ll just find this later in my history” gay

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can you draw them in a car crash

day 33

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Tenna soaks Spamton and milk and slaps him against the wall /wholesome

day 35

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It wimdy

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There’s a weird looking mailman outside.

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Mc: ey guys I think I might be Bi.

Lucifer: Bipolar?

Asmo: Bisexual?

Mammon:Bi yourself?

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Diavolo: This is Lucifer, the avatar of pride, my dearest friend and right hand. He is a well known sadist.

Mc: Oh boy,this man has all the red flags but red is my favourite color.

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Mc: Does your child need a booster seat?

Simeon: Oh? Do you mean Luke?

Luke: I'm not a child! I'm a grown up angel!!!! You are looking at someone who is older than you!

Mc: Anyway, My point still stands. Does your "grown up angel" need a booster seat? I have some crayons and coloring books too.

Simeon: sure~

Luke: I'M NOT A KID! .... but I won't say no to coloring stuff.

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Asmo: I can't believe this hot man rejected me! Meeee?! The prettiest being in all the three realms!

Solomon: There's plenty of fish in the sea, so don't worry.

Asmo: The sea is full of trash. All the fish are dying Solomon.

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The first week the brothers moved to HOL.

Lucifer: I don't get It, Why is my towel still damp?

Mammon: Because that's not your towel, Is mine.

Lucifer: That's not your towel, the yellow one is.

Mammon: Welp! I have never used the yellow one only the blue one you're holding now every single day.

Asmo: soooo are you telling you two had been drying your junk with the same towel, How naughty~

Lucifer: At least you washed It, right?

Mammon: What? Who the hell washes a towel?! The towel is supossed to wash me!

Lucifer: MAMMOOOOON!

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Asmo: I'm so mad at Solomon that I will go out and take away his head being attached to his body privileges.

Mc: woooo chillax no need to go French revolution over bad cooking.

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Mc: Morning, anything new to vent today?

Barbatos: Indeed, today I offered the young master some new pastries I had been working on. He proceed with "Oh, I think you overcooked them Barbatos". Sure sir, the demon who can't boil water to save his life is going to point out the mistakes of my baking.

Mc: That's rough buddy. Simeon anything new?

Simeon: Oh yes! I was writting the latest chapter of my novel when Leviathan went by asking questions about It. At the end I couldn't even finish It.

Mc: Typical Levi, and what about you Solomon?

Solomon: Well, after seeing that Lucifer was fond of dining with MC. I had the splendid idea of preparing a dinner with the finest ingredients from Devildom. I sent a message on MC'S DDD to invite him to dinner but to my surprise as soon as he reached the door he saw me, his smiled faded and said "You are not MC" before turning away leaving me behind! The audacity!

Barbatos/Simeon: Yeah, I would had done the same.

Mc: Wait. . . You used my phone?!